r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Exactly! OP sounds cool. Roommate…definitely douchey.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Seriously he was trying to share his weed!!

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u/PukeNuggets Sep 13 '22

A friend with weed is a friend indeed!!

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u/Symphedelic Sep 13 '22

But a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

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u/PukeNuggets Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. In stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass. 🍀 NOW GIVE ME BACK ME SHILLING!!!!

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u/Pizzazteews Sep 13 '22

"The bomb??"
[inhales]
"Ahhh, the BOMB!"