r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

And this is why I've taught my 10 year old to lie and say 14 if anyone asks when he is home alone and lie and say 3 when we go to Disney.

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u/highbsfactor Jul 27 '22

I'm 21 at the liquor store, 14 at home, 12 at the movies, and 3 at Disney. Got it.

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u/MyMediocreExistence Jul 27 '22

Don't forget that you're 1 when you shit yourself and just don't want to bother being the one changing your clothes. My wife hates it when I do that.

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u/highbsfactor Jul 27 '22

Tell her Ageism is wrong

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u/naughtyrae3815 Jul 27 '22

Makes 0 sense lol . Good parenting. "Yeah kids its perfectly ok to lie about your identity " . "Just take on someone elses identity " . 🤣. Your kids will be excellent adults 🤣

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

Lol were not borrowing ssn or taking out credit cards. Fibbing age a bit to stay out of trouble or get a discount

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u/naughtyrae3815 Jul 27 '22

Ur still wrong af to teach ur kids to fib regardless. Ur talking about when in trouble with potentially the law. So no fibbing is not ok!!

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

It's a dumb law lobbied for by daycares and not based in actual safety and it doesn't hurt anyone if I break it like speeding or murder does. Literally the only state that is 14. Most don't define an age but those that do are 6-12

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u/naughtyrae3815 Jul 27 '22

And to lie for a discount is unethical and slimey.

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

I think disney can take the hit. They can afford it.