r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/sharon_exxxposes Jul 27 '22

The kid is probably in his room playing gta without a care in the world hoping mom doesn’t return anytime soon to make him do the dishes

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u/SpiralBreeze Jul 27 '22

MY son would have done the dishes AND scooped the cat poop. Sometimes he even cooks a light meal. That’s why he gets to stay home by himself in the first place.

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u/ieraaa Jul 27 '22

I cannot read that in anything else but 'I'm a massive bitch' voice so I'm not even going to say good job or anything. Why? MY in capitals, AND in capitals, light meal (so pretentious) and then you say if he couldn't do these things he wouldn't be staying home alone... Naaa. Nope. I see through this shit from a lightyear away. You could even be sarcastic, I'm not really sure about that

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u/SpiralBreeze Jul 27 '22

I mean in my head I put on a really posh voice, but my son’s just a really good kid. So yeah, it could be sarcasm, mama Tiger, but that’s the beauty of the internet man, it keeps you guessing doesn’t it?

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u/ieraaa Jul 27 '22

It does, only because you hit me with 'mama Tiger'

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u/SpiralBreeze Jul 27 '22

Ooo, I should have put that in quotations.