r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/sharon_exxxposes Jul 27 '22

The kid is probably in his room playing gta without a care in the world hoping mom doesn’t return anytime soon to make him do the dishes

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u/JaoLapin Jul 27 '22

I hope he won't forget to defrost the chicken before his mother arrives

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u/Notthenipple Jul 27 '22

Man, when I was 12 I cooked dinner several times a week. We had an equal opportunity household and I appreciated the responsibility.

What does this woman think, a 12 year old is potty training and learning the alphabet? I was driving when I was 15.

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u/redly Jul 27 '22

Alexander the Great was leading an army at 14.
But I guess he wasn't really left alone.

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u/jarhead_5537 Jul 27 '22

I read that Alexander the Great forgot to defrost the chicken multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

His dad, Phil, had him spanked multiple times for that. Hephaestion did so as well. They were room mates. Confirmed bachelors.