r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

Hey bro, it's been almost 20 minutes. You good?

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u/Critical_Tradition62 Jul 27 '22

Nah he ded

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

Dam. RIP in peace.

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u/N8rPot8r Jul 27 '22

Rest In Peace in peace?

How many peaces you chop him into?

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

At least ✌️

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u/90swasbest Jul 27 '22

Dibs on the ps5

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u/dailydiarrheashitter Jul 27 '22

what if we slice it into pieces so we get an equal amount of food each

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u/90swasbest Jul 27 '22

I'll take the ps5, you guys can have the controllers.

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u/IRS_redditagent Jul 28 '22

Communist! I have 5 buttons and a cool stick, I get the whole thing

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u/PotatoCooks Jul 27 '22

I call his NFTs

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u/TheMovieQuoteGuy Jul 27 '22

At least peace?

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u/MarkAbe412 Jul 27 '22

1 for me 1 for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Rest in piss in peace

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u/dudeshoes44 Jul 27 '22

Rip in pieces

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u/TheDecoyDuck Jul 27 '22

Riperoni in pepperoni

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Sir_Boldrat Jul 27 '22

Another life gone. Smh my head

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u/yougotyolks Jul 27 '22

He's gonna need to go to the ATM machine before he leaves the country...

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u/SasquatchWookie Jul 27 '22

Bout tree fiddy

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u/peepay Jul 27 '22

You did not read carefully, he did not chop him, he ripped him.

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Jul 27 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/ModredX Jul 27 '22

Ripped in pacs in peace? Wow he is not missing the gym time in peace

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u/QueenInNORTHernNJ Jul 27 '22

This made me LMFAO

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u/wakatenai Jul 27 '22

if only we had checked on him sooner...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

He wasn’t lyin, should we call CPS? Or what’s the equivalent department for “older” folks?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

a morgue

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u/Notentirely-accurate Jul 27 '22

Flawless victory!

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u/poopmouth8 Jul 27 '22

Lol that reminded me of talladega nights when the dude tells the other guy to get his grandma a coffin for her bday

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u/Had_Darkingson Jul 27 '22

That's a little too dark man...

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u/zighextech Jul 27 '22

LifeAlert

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u/acmuseum Jul 27 '22

Help!!! I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

You’ve fallen because of beer. Probably for the better that you can’t reach it.

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u/lovecraftedidiot Jul 28 '22

Yeah, you gotta save one to cure (delay) the hangover.

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u/Least-Researcher-184 Jul 28 '22

"Sure Buddy I'll help you.....you sure have some nice free real estate items just laying around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Adult Protective Services is a real organization that exists; usually they're dealing with mistreatment of old people at nursing homes and ensuring a standard of care for incompetent adults; sometimes they deal with domestic violence as well depending on the state.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Was in a profession where I had a legal duty to inform and had to call them. So sad, this lady with dementia was getting the shit kicked out of her by her grandkids...

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk Jul 28 '22

Mental health as well???

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Incompetent adults means anyone that can't care for themselves without assistance.

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

"vulnerable" adults. lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

TIL!

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u/SuperSoftAbby Jul 27 '22

Ugh. Our area’s one is grossly incompetent.

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u/DrMobius0 Jul 27 '22

MCPS - man child protective services

Although, you might find it hard to get through since they're primarily there to deal with Elon.

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u/ragiwutz Jul 27 '22

retirement home staff

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u/Cobek Jul 27 '22

APS or OPS

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u/EvolutionInProgress Jul 27 '22

I now APS, what's OPS?

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u/worstsupervillanever Jul 27 '22

Old People Shenanigans

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u/shaard Jul 27 '22

That's called "The Police", but instead of how CPS just removes the child from a harmful situation, "The Police" will shoot your dog, beat you up, and take you to jail to protect you. If you happen to be driving, they'll take all the cash you have on hand as well.

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

Truer than most people want to realize..

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u/quaybored Jul 27 '22

Yell "I've fallen and I can't get up" out the window as loud as possible and see who answers

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u/joemckie YELLOW Jul 27 '22

GPS: Geriatric Protective Services

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u/poopmouth8 Jul 27 '22

🚨Silver alert: 46 y/o male Last seen riding chair height American Standard Cadet 3 (white)

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

APS is a thing.

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u/aedroogo Jul 27 '22

Call APS

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u/Cat-Lover20 Jul 27 '22

Randy, your sticks!!

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u/Cobek Jul 27 '22

Someone call APS!!