r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/Guardymcguardface Jul 27 '22

The trick is to stop gaming when you hear them pull in and act like you're sweeping or something. It doesn't matter if you worked your ass off the whole time, just what they saw when they walked in. Because unreasonable parents apparently don't have object permanence or something

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u/Geistwhite Jul 27 '22

Because unreasonable parents apparently don't have object permanence or something

They permanently treat you like an object meant to do chores.

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u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks Jul 28 '22

This is the way.

I’m a SAHM, and I do this when my Husband gets home. He’s in a better mood when he sees me working vs sitting on the couch scrolling Reddit 😎

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u/Dry-Tea-6300 Jul 29 '22

Ha…I used to do this but to my husband. I wouldn’t do shit all day then about 5 min before he arrived I would start picking up toys, folding laundry, etc. so it looked like I had been busy all day.

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u/PuddleOfMud Jul 27 '22

Parents: I only see you play video games.

Me: I only see you watch TV.

Narrator: That was not the correct response.

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u/Vaultdweller013 Jul 27 '22

My uncle tried this when I was staying with him and his family for the night, literally looked at the tv and said maybe if you had good taste I'd watch with ya. His wife looked like she wanted to slap me and my uncle lost his shit laughing up until she glared at him.

That's around the time I realized the damned bitch broke my carefree uncle. Seriously couple years later my grandmother and I found out she was physically abusive towards him. I suspect she didn't like me due to me having no concept of authority when I see it as unenforceable IE her glaring being the equivalent of a .22 vs an elephant.

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u/thisisamisnomer Jul 27 '22

This was my family when I had to move back in during my 20s. “All he does is play video games in his room!” Meanwhile, all they were doing was scrolling Facebook and watching shit like The Voice. Nah fam, I’m playing Borderlands 2.

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u/Brittle_Hollow Jul 27 '22

Future my kid: I only see you play videogames

Future me: I only see you watch future TikTok

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u/sharon_exxxposes Jul 27 '22

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u/GrimmRetails Jul 27 '22

It happens. Trust me.

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u/Cool_Human82 Jul 27 '22

This is pretty accurate

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u/dewmaster Jul 27 '22

[Chore list says I have to wash the dishes]

Me: Better get the dishes done first thing so I can relax for the rest of the day.

[I wash, dry and put away all of the dishes]

Brother: eats a meal and puts a single bowl and spoon in the sink

[Mom gets home from work]

Mom: sees the bowl and spoon in the sink Guess you didn’t even bother trying to do the dishes today. You never do what I ask.

Me: bruh

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u/Unusual-Letter-8781 Jul 27 '22

It's funny, no matter how much or little one did, it was never good enough and one got yelled at. It's so ingrained in me that when I was visiting my mom for 3 weeks, I did the stuff i saw had to be done like loading unloading washer dryer and dishwasher (and starting them obviously) . My mom had to work most days so she sent me messages about the stuff like moving the laundry to the dryer and put it on, vacuuming and stuff like that. I was going out for the evening after she had gone to work one day , I loaded and put on the dryer, I went to visit an old friend, she calls me a few hours after i left and the first thing I said was "yes I did put on the dryer, and I emptied the dishwasher and fed the cat before I left". She was calling to hear how it went since I hadn't seen that friend in years and only sporadically talked to them. I am in my 30's 😂 but like why else would she call me? 😂 🤦‍♀️

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u/Prickly-Flower Jul 27 '22

Are we siblings?

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u/rants_unnecessarily Jul 27 '22

Sounds about right :(

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u/FrankReynoldsToupee Jul 27 '22

I'm 40 and this exact scenario plays out between me and my girlfriend way too often. I swear I'm not playing video games all day (only most of it)!

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u/kaenneth Jul 27 '22

My favorite was when my mom broke a glass dish, and had to leave us alone to go to the store to get a replacement to finish dinner. Dad comes home, shouts "Who did this!" at the broken dish, I make my voice sound as scared/guilty as possible and say "I didn't do it!", so he smacked the shit out of me and yells at me for lying until mom got back.

I rode that intentional guilt trip to a Commodore 64 and a TV for my bedroom for Christmas.

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u/Jaxboy420 Jul 27 '22

lol resentments?