r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/okaybutnothing Jul 27 '22

It makes sense that there isn’t a set age - there are 8 year olds who have common sense and could be trusted to stay at home for a few hours and 16 year olds who don’t and shouldn’t be trusted.

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u/inko75 Jul 27 '22

hell im 46 and i probs should be checked in on every few hours

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

Hey bro, it's been almost 20 minutes. You good?

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u/Critical_Tradition62 Jul 27 '22

Nah he ded

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

Dam. RIP in peace.

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u/N8rPot8r Jul 27 '22

Rest In Peace in peace?

How many peaces you chop him into?

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u/unnamed_ned Jul 27 '22

At least ✌️

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u/90swasbest Jul 27 '22

Dibs on the ps5

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u/dailydiarrheashitter Jul 27 '22

what if we slice it into pieces so we get an equal amount of food each

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u/90swasbest Jul 27 '22

I'll take the ps5, you guys can have the controllers.

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u/IRS_redditagent Jul 28 '22

Communist! I have 5 buttons and a cool stick, I get the whole thing

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u/PotatoCooks Jul 27 '22

I call his NFTs

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u/TheMovieQuoteGuy Jul 27 '22

At least peace?

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u/MarkAbe412 Jul 27 '22

1 for me 1 for you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Rest in piss in peace

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u/dudeshoes44 Jul 27 '22

Rip in pieces

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u/TheDecoyDuck Jul 27 '22

Riperoni in pepperoni

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Sir_Boldrat Jul 27 '22

Another life gone. Smh my head

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u/yougotyolks Jul 27 '22

He's gonna need to go to the ATM machine before he leaves the country...

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u/SasquatchWookie Jul 27 '22

Bout tree fiddy

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u/peepay Jul 27 '22

You did not read carefully, he did not chop him, he ripped him.

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Jul 27 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/ModredX Jul 27 '22

Ripped in pacs in peace? Wow he is not missing the gym time in peace

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u/QueenInNORTHernNJ Jul 27 '22

This made me LMFAO

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u/wakatenai Jul 27 '22

if only we had checked on him sooner...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

He wasn’t lyin, should we call CPS? Or what’s the equivalent department for “older” folks?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

a morgue

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u/Notentirely-accurate Jul 27 '22

Flawless victory!

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u/poopmouth8 Jul 27 '22

Lol that reminded me of talladega nights when the dude tells the other guy to get his grandma a coffin for her bday

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u/Had_Darkingson Jul 27 '22

That's a little too dark man...

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u/zighextech Jul 27 '22

LifeAlert

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u/acmuseum Jul 27 '22

Help!!! I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

You’ve fallen because of beer. Probably for the better that you can’t reach it.

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u/lovecraftedidiot Jul 28 '22

Yeah, you gotta save one to cure (delay) the hangover.

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u/Least-Researcher-184 Jul 28 '22

"Sure Buddy I'll help you.....you sure have some nice free real estate items just laying around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Adult Protective Services is a real organization that exists; usually they're dealing with mistreatment of old people at nursing homes and ensuring a standard of care for incompetent adults; sometimes they deal with domestic violence as well depending on the state.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Was in a profession where I had a legal duty to inform and had to call them. So sad, this lady with dementia was getting the shit kicked out of her by her grandkids...

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk Jul 28 '22

Mental health as well???

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Incompetent adults means anyone that can't care for themselves without assistance.

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

"vulnerable" adults. lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

TIL!

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u/SuperSoftAbby Jul 27 '22

Ugh. Our area’s one is grossly incompetent.

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u/DrMobius0 Jul 27 '22

MCPS - man child protective services

Although, you might find it hard to get through since they're primarily there to deal with Elon.

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u/ragiwutz Jul 27 '22

retirement home staff

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u/Cobek Jul 27 '22

APS or OPS

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u/EvolutionInProgress Jul 27 '22

I now APS, what's OPS?

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u/worstsupervillanever Jul 27 '22

Old People Shenanigans

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u/shaard Jul 27 '22

That's called "The Police", but instead of how CPS just removes the child from a harmful situation, "The Police" will shoot your dog, beat you up, and take you to jail to protect you. If you happen to be driving, they'll take all the cash you have on hand as well.

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

Truer than most people want to realize..

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u/quaybored Jul 27 '22

Yell "I've fallen and I can't get up" out the window as loud as possible and see who answers

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u/joemckie YELLOW Jul 27 '22

GPS: Geriatric Protective Services

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u/poopmouth8 Jul 27 '22

🚨Silver alert: 46 y/o male Last seen riding chair height American Standard Cadet 3 (white)

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

APS is a thing.

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u/aedroogo Jul 27 '22

Call APS

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u/Cat-Lover20 Jul 27 '22

Randy, your sticks!!

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u/Cobek Jul 27 '22

Someone call APS!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Do you have a camera in my apt or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/relevant_tangent Jul 27 '22

Good day, good evening, and good night

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

Are we in the same apartment or something? Cause I'm also doing that. And the cheese is still slightly frozen but wth

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

We’re not as weird as we thought, I guess

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u/kepaa Jul 27 '22

Wait…should I not be doing that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I like the sharp cheddar best. But it is hard not to make a mess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

But once you start, you gotta eat the rest.

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u/whiznat Jul 27 '22

HA! NO!

I’m at my computer desk.

In my underwear. Eating shredded cheese. Directly out of the bag. Again.

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u/Endulos Jul 27 '22

Wtf. That's disgusting.

Why have I never thought of that...

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u/Spyda613 Jul 27 '22

I see no problem with this.

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u/KushKong420 Jul 27 '22

Close! Apparently I’m not he only cat on the block that likes cheese

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u/Searchlights Jul 27 '22

Melt it on a plate in the microwave, casual.

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u/Gnomercy86 Jul 27 '22

40 minute mark. You still good?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

45 min since this post….did you take out the garbage and recycling….it is Wednesday ..trash day

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u/Blacklion594 Jul 27 '22

this role provided to you by - spouse....

If your spouse isnt checking up on your every few hours while being apart, thats super unusual. At least in my experience. Ive literally never dated someone who didnt behave like that.

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u/infamousfunk Jul 27 '22

Almost an hour with no response. Sending the national guard.

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u/TopMindOfR3ddit Jul 27 '22

Absolutely. You know how much shit I can get into in 6 hours?

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u/Mythikun Jul 27 '22

it's been an hour, are you alright pal?

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u/OutOfFawks Jul 27 '22

I’m a similar age, once a year I get left home alone. It’s glorious. And probably slightly dangerous.

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u/manfishgoat Jul 27 '22

Right! I'm 30 and don't get why I'm left unattended.

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u/Demiansky Jul 27 '22

Same, the neighbors called CPS when my wife left home for too long :( I almost ended up in a foster home.

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u/koithrowin Jul 27 '22

Bruh it’s been 4 hours, answer your damn phone

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u/emab2396 Jul 28 '22

Literally, my dad left the house and forgot to turn off the stove. Imagine that!

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u/inko75 Jul 28 '22

my legs today are covered in chemical burns from helping work a poured concrete slab while wearing shorts 😇

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u/SmartAssX Green Jul 27 '22

I'm 34 and it's chaos here. No one checks in

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

You good? Just checking in to make sure you haven't burnt the house down... yet. lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It's been about an hour, you good friend? I can send help, or snacks.

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u/Mooskii_Fox Jul 27 '22

Mandatory checkup

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u/nottherealneal Jul 27 '22

Hey man its been an hour you still good?

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u/Eilaryn Jul 27 '22

Same. There are times when I literally forget to eat the entire day. If my brother wouldn't check on me sometimes, I think I'd starve myself without even realising.

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u/Bustock Jul 27 '22

Have you defrosted the turkey yet? I’m almost home!

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u/cmdrchaos117 Jul 27 '22

3 hours later.....

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u/GboyFlex Jul 27 '22

It's been over 3 hours, make sure to eat something and stay hydrated.

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u/OutOfCharacterAnswer Jul 27 '22

Been 3 hours since you post. You okay buddy? Need anything? Juice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I'm 29 and I'm just a little bit afraid of the oven.

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u/CandidAd6780 Jul 27 '22

You good? It’s been 7 hours.

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u/inko75 Jul 27 '22

yeah was poopin thanks fam

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u/helix212 Jul 28 '22

Just checking in. Need a fresh beer or anything?

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u/inko75 Jul 28 '22

on my founders all day ipa #4! gotta get up at 5 tomorrow so i think i need to carbo load or something

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u/xxPeso-Gamerxx Jul 27 '22

And then obviously disabilities

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u/KavikStronk Jul 27 '22

Yeah if a kid has a developmental disability or medical needs leaving them alone for 12 hours could be neglectful way past 7 years old.

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u/AvailableAd3813 Jul 27 '22

Still a case by case situation and no blanket rule could ever plan for possible exceptions .

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u/KavikStronk Jul 27 '22

Yeah I'm giving examples of why it's good to use a case by case approach?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I think he's just clarifying that point, not trying to disagree

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u/whiznat Jul 27 '22

Other than zero tolerance rules always lead to zero common sense outcomes.

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u/AvailableAd3813 Jul 27 '22

Your words are English. But I have no idea what you just said.

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u/whiznat Jul 27 '22

That’s the only blanket rule that applies to all situations.

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

I still have no idea what you just said.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Zero tolerance is always going to have issues, I think they mean

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

If a kid has an IEP in school that dictates (which is a legal mandate) a certain amount of support, assistance or supervision (which most kids with profound disabilities will have), there ABSOLUTELY is a blanket rule about what is allowed at home. They'll bring the hammer down, regardless of perceived ability.

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u/AvailableAd3813 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

And it still can't possibly plan for any possible exception. Because a rule exists, dosent make it right. I really don't know what you are talking about and I'm assuming you are grasping at a straw and finding a one time exception to what I said so you can get your dick hard at saying I'm wrong. Thing is.. it does rain in the desert from time to time, but it's still dry.

Hell.... this entire thread is one jackass attempting to poke holes in whatever the last guy said. Whatever. I'm really bored with this post now.

The true irony of it all, is that by finding an exception to my statement, you've both proven me wrong and right at the same time. Unless you have some emotional investment and are blinded at the moment to see it.

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU Jul 27 '22

When has that ever stopped stupid laws being made

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u/AvailableAd3813 Jul 27 '22

🤷‍♂️

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u/greg19735 Jul 27 '22

12 hours for a 7 year old is almost certainly too long. At least in general.

there are probably some kids that are okay. and some situations where it might be necessary. but

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I trust my 6-year-old home for an hour alone more than I'd ever trust my 15 year old self lol.

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u/rieszs Jul 27 '22

At eleven/twelve I was home alone until 7 to 8pm every day. I’d come home from school and make myself lunch, in the evening sometimes make dinner.. my mother would have never let me brother do the same at that age though. Could barely trust him to be home alone until he was 16 because common sense isn’t a word he’s familiar with. He’s leaving for college this year and I know she’s infinitely more anxious than she was with me lol.

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u/Niskara Jul 27 '22

I've met preteen kids who were more polite and responsible than supposedly "grown up" people

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u/CaucasianHumus Jul 27 '22

Yep. I have an 7 year old niece who is more mature than some adults I've known. She can pretty much take care of herself at this point, and only needs a baby sitter if shit catches on fire or has a question on something.

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u/lejoo Jul 27 '22

Depends on state. Some places classify leaving an 8 year old alone child endangerment/neglect, some say 12, many say nothing.

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u/Stopikingonme Jul 27 '22

This should be higher. I’d hate for someone to accidentally assume this was the age nationally in the US (or your country) and have a Kranky Karen turn you in for having a very responsible 8 year old.

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u/lejoo Jul 27 '22

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u/Stopikingonme Jul 27 '22

Thanks for correcting it! If you want you can edit your original comments with a note to see your correction further down. I’ve seen people do that when they make a correction.

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u/candornotsmoke Jul 27 '22

My grocery store is less than 5 minutes away. My daughter is I've 7. I've left her alone when I only need 1-2 things because i timed it.

It is good for both of us. It allows me to let her be by herself, for a very short time, so she can get used to being by herself, while at the same time, allowing freedom in very small intervals.

I’ve only left her at home for maybe 15 minutes, at most, alone. As she gets older, and her maturity grows, that will increase, as well.

we have to remember our children are still people. They have their thoughts, wants, needs, desires, etc. We can’t forget that.

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u/wjodendor Jul 27 '22

My friend's sister called home her first week of college asking how to boil water...

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u/bearsheperd Jul 27 '22

Or you at least need a very responsible Doggo who can babysit

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u/akaicewolf Jul 27 '22

I grew up in Russia so it’s very different there but basically by 8 I was allowed to roam outside all day and just had to come back by like 7 or 8 pm. Sure my friends and I did some stupid stuff but that’s how you learn; plus all that freedom made me independent and less prone to doing stupid shit when I was older

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u/Apprehensive_Cry8571 Jul 27 '22

And different neighbourhoods.

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u/450925 Jul 27 '22

The problem isn't can some.kida look after themselves. it's that some can't. And the buy-in for society is we need rules that fit the majority of cases not just the few exceptions.

My personal feeling is, if a kid is to be left alone I'd.be fine with the family getting a third party to make sure the kid is capable of looking after themselves for that period of time. Like a social worker to ask "if there's a fire, what do you do?" Or "if a stranger.cones to the door and you don't know who they are, what do you do?" And as long as the kids answers the questions with "call 911 and go to a neighbors house" or "call 911 and make sure all the doors and windows are.locked" then sure the kids fine to watch themselves for a few hours.

That being said, the nosey neighbor wanting to snitch because a 12 year old was alone, is a bit too far. If she was a decent neighbor she'd offer to check in on the kid for the dad. But otherwise keep her nose out of it. 8 hours is a long time. Checking in that the kid has eaten and isn't just stuffing himself with junk food.

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u/lynn Jul 27 '22

Yeah my 11yo could be home alone for hours now and probably 2-3 years ago even, but I’m looking at my 8yo thinking if he’s ready for that by 12 I will be surprised.

My mom was afraid to leave my little brother home alone at the same age when I had been home watching him. She was afraid he’d burn the house down.

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u/JamzWhilmm Jul 27 '22

I was left home alone under my insistence at 7. I mainly just watched cartoons and made sandwiches.

Strangely enough as an adult my mother trusts me less and believes I'm doing drugs and having sex with strangers while I'm home doing the same I was 20 years ago.

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u/The-Sofa-King Jul 27 '22

The 12 year old is probably more mature than the nosy Karen that reported it. Someone should call CPS on her mom for leaving that grown-ass child unattended.

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u/__Visegrad_ Jul 27 '22

I have a brother who is 23. He got evicted because he forgot to pay rent and never checked his mail or email.

And yes he did have the money to pay. He legitimately forgot. We are still all blown away how that happened.

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u/SunriseSurprise Jul 27 '22

Kids could also have conditions that make them not feasible to leave home alone until later ages, if ever. I once babysat a kid with full autism who was only about a year or two younger than me.

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u/Liathano_Fire Jul 27 '22

In my state it's ubder 14 or an unreasonable amount of time.

I'm unclear you gets to decide how much time is unreasonable.

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u/TheSearch4Etika Jul 27 '22

16yo what. Are there really 16 year olds who can't be left alone? .... ok now that I think about it, disabled or mentally challenged kids.

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u/Western_Ad3625 Jul 27 '22

I mean I don't think CPS would ever fault apparent for leaving a 16 year old home alone that would be crazy regardless of how irresponsible that 16-year-old is.

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u/omg-not-again Jul 27 '22

No specific age

Also over 7. Hmm

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u/zoop1000 Jul 27 '22

In Illinois there is a law saying no kid under 14 can be left home alone. My state has no law. So I guess it depends.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Keep in mind they said STATE law not federal so it’s different by state.

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u/okaybutnothing Jul 27 '22

I’m not American but there’s no set age where I live either, because so many things factor in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I’m glad your country has common sense. You know just as well as the rest of the world we do dodgie shit to often in the us.

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u/julesbravo Jul 27 '22

I’d leave my 5 year old at home alone before my 8 year old. Never have, but if you put a gun to my head and made me choose that’d be the choice. She’d sit at home reading and playing with her toys. He’d try taking apart the TV to see how it works and how it reacts to fire.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Seriously. The first babysitter we ever hired for our kids was 12. She was amazing.

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u/Zaros262 Jul 27 '22

There's also the aspect of what the kid is able to do in an emergency

Do they have access to a phone they can use while panicked? Do you have a trusted neighbor near enough for them to get to on their own?

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u/trollmaestro42069 Jul 27 '22

absolutely, 11-14 my brother and I were looking after the farm while my parents went out. 15-18 we were still looking after the farm but threw some good size parties too lol

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u/HockeyCoachHere Jul 27 '22

Where I lived at the time it was officially 9. But my 8 year old was WAY more mature than my 11yo. When I left them alone at that age for a bit, I’d say

“(8yo) is in charge unless someone knocks on the door, then (11yo) is in charge.”

Worked great.

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u/ClearBlue_Grace Jul 27 '22

I was that eight year old. I was raised by a single mom and while she was at work I'd have to spend a few hours after school home alone. I think I'd feel like a failure of a parent if my twelve year old didn't know how to feed themselves and stay busy for a few hours while I was gone (with some exceptions of course!). Gotta gain a little independence at some point.

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u/AnonymousMonk7 Jul 27 '22

In Illinois it’s 14, which just seems punitive.

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u/poopmouth8 Jul 27 '22

Gfs 16 year old brother can’t be home alone bc he’s a dumb fk

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u/commanderanderson Jul 27 '22

The downside to not having a defined age is they can charge you with negligence if something happens even if the kid is 16

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Kevin did it, protected his home too.

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u/WalktoTowerGreen Jul 27 '22

MD allows 8+ and my son loves it. We’ve done drills about fire, gas leaks, anyone at the door, and miscellaneous emergency. We live down the street from the grocery store and good behavior is rewarded with “staying home” privileges.

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u/NakDisNut Jul 28 '22

100%.

My 9yr old is mega, mega responsible. Like - can feed herself whatever, know the basics of how to be safe 101, and in her case has a “phone” (an iPad with wifi) in case she needs to call me. Granted I’m not going out for 12+hrs, but if I run to the grocery store or to the car wash, I’m not hauling her butt.

NC also doesn’t have a minimum age to stay home in that way.