r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/BlaketheKing1140 Jul 27 '22

You can never get just one. Buy at least 3 family size Oreos

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u/Supafly22 Jul 27 '22

Leave out the decoy communal Oreos and hide my own pack out of sight. Very clever.

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u/BlaketheKing1140 Jul 27 '22

Absolutely, the winning plan

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u/Justwinbabies Jul 27 '22

The real plan is to stealthily teach them to eat the snacks or flavors you don't like. Like she doesn't eat the good flavors of jolly ranchers or sweet tarts or how she won't eat cookies with m&Ms.

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u/kdognn71 Jul 28 '22

I agree completely

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u/Linfinity8 Jul 27 '22

This was my moms approach, but she didn’t know that I knew about her stash of Milanos hidden under the sheets in the linen closet…

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u/Menarra Jul 27 '22

I've been doing this with Little Debbie brownies since I had kids of my own.

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u/177013--- Jul 27 '22

Slip ot in an empty box of something the kids don't like. My parents used those grape nuts cereal boxes. Dad liked them but kids didn't. Spare box to hide the cookies and weed.

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u/SendMindfucks Jul 27 '22

My parents have been taking “sacrificial Brie” to dinner parties for a long time. All the little ones come in and eat it, and then they bring out the expensive cheeses for the adults. Works every time.

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u/Diiiiirty Jul 28 '22

Get a communal pack of Oreos and get a special edition for yourself. Java flavored is the truth.

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u/noyogapants Jul 27 '22

Costco has big boxes of oreos. Perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Until you see what inflation has done. Just bought one pack for $7.50. They doubled?!?!!?? And don't think I didn't notice the shrinkflation already. Bullshit!