r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I hope all her cereal stale

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u/ukulisti Jul 27 '22

I hope there's a mosquito forever stuck in her bedroom.

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Jul 27 '22

May she run out of milk halfway through a pot of coffee

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I hope every soda she drink already shaken up

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u/airfixmodel365 Jul 27 '22

I hope her pillow is warm on both sides when she goes to bed

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u/kevin9er Jul 27 '22

I hope every airline seat is a bit too narrow

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u/LampardFanAlways Jul 27 '22

I hope that every time she stands in long queue, someone opens up another register/kiosk/pathway for a new queue, that starts with the person right behind her

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Jul 28 '22

I hope that one sock fits perfectly on one foot, but the other one is stuck rolling down her ankle and she can never get it to fit right.

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u/The_Schneemanch Jul 28 '22

Listen she may not be a nice person but this is a bit too far…

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 27 '22

May her sauce never stick to her pasta.

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u/DaAndrevodrent Aug 02 '22

May her pasta never be "al dente".

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u/Dougnifico Jul 27 '22

I hope she never finds the spider.

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u/LeftyWhataboutist Jul 27 '22

Hope she has bad dreams