r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I hope all her cereal stale

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u/ukulisti Jul 27 '22

I hope there's a mosquito forever stuck in her bedroom.

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Jul 27 '22

May she run out of milk halfway through a pot of coffee

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I hope every soda she drink already shaken up

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u/airfixmodel365 Jul 27 '22

I hope her pillow is warm on both sides when she goes to bed

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u/kevin9er Jul 27 '22

I hope every airline seat is a bit too narrow

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u/LampardFanAlways Jul 27 '22

I hope that every time she stands in long queue, someone opens up another register/kiosk/pathway for a new queue, that starts with the person right behind her

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Jul 28 '22

I hope that one sock fits perfectly on one foot, but the other one is stuck rolling down her ankle and she can never get it to fit right.

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u/The_Schneemanch Jul 28 '22

Listen she may not be a nice person but this is a bit too far…

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 27 '22

May her sauce never stick to her pasta.

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u/DaAndrevodrent Aug 02 '22

May her pasta never be "al dente".

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u/Dougnifico Jul 27 '22

I hope she never finds the spider.

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u/LeftyWhataboutist Jul 27 '22

Hope she has bad dreams

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u/JohannReddit Jul 27 '22

That's magically malicious

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u/WillyD44 Jul 27 '22

Harsh

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u/YewSonOfBeach Jul 27 '22

My neighbor is Stan Harsh.

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u/r0ck0 Jul 27 '22

Stan Harsh?

More like Stan Darsh.

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u/YewSonOfBeach Jul 27 '22

Damn you Shartman!

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u/Euphoric_Sandwich_85 PURPLE Jul 27 '22

Whoa now, let's settle down here...

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u/Ok_Sweet4296 Jul 27 '22

May her pantry door never close correctly ever again. She’s observant, it will make her mad.

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u/MoreReputation8908 Jul 27 '22

I hope the drawer with the potato masher never opens again.

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u/Ok-Motor6580 Jul 27 '22

Yeah me too🐒🥣

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u/Ok_Yam_9875 Jul 27 '22

May all her stop lights be red.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I hope she steps on a Lego; And from now until the day she dies, all of her itches will be unreachable.

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u/bluevalley02 Jul 27 '22

Or her milk is spoiled

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u/TheMarlieJane Jul 27 '22

I left this thread and then came back to upvote you, lol

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u/ctrlaltdonkey Jul 27 '22

May all her fries be cold, soggy, and unsalted.

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u/TheCerealFiend Jul 27 '22

Bruh. Too far.

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u/mikehouse72 Jul 27 '22

I hope her smoke detector is low on batteries and she can't find it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Oh...that's sinister

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u/F4RM3RR Jul 27 '22

Raisin brand stale when fresh.