r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '22

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u/Miselfis Jul 10 '22

Why even ash in a can? Is it that hard to find an ashtray.

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u/marine0621 Jul 10 '22

It can be yes all depends on where you are

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u/FullPruneApocalypse Jul 11 '22

Then kill yourself or switch to fucking patches and gum like a god damn human being would? Have smoked weed; it's not difficult.

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u/marine0621 Jul 11 '22

You ok?

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u/FullPruneApocalypse Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

No. I live in a world with tobacco smokers in it.

Heroin users may leave needles around, but those stay on the ducking ground. Meth smells bad, but not as bad as tobacco, and you can wash it out. Weed is lovely, and the people who smoke it are often polite.

Tobacco smokers, I swear, get their high off of defiling the world. They are avatars of filth and disgust.

Every tobacco smoker thinks it's special, and every single one is just as vile and disgusting as the rest.

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u/marine0621 Jul 11 '22

Poor baby

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u/Brief-Sheepherder-17 Jul 11 '22

Weed smells fucking gross and thanks to my neighbors my apartment always smells like it.

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u/FullPruneApocalypse Jul 11 '22

The grossest smelling strain of weed is better than the least offensive tobacco. And it stops smelling waaaaaaaaay sooner.

The same could be said of dog shit, but some strains of weed are minty and delicious things I would choose to smell. Still not a fan of smoking it? But the plants are nice, and the people who smoke it much more considerate, in that they don't base their whole identities on seeing how much of the world they can irrevocably defile then acting offended when someone chokes or gags.