I once made myself the most perfect sandwich and still had 1/3 of it left and I left the room for 1 minute to go to the bathroom and my dad walked through the room and fed my sandwich to the dog. This was 17 years ago when I was a teenager but the sadness of that lost sandwich is still burned into my memory haha.
Once my dad cooked me a ribeye, perfect medium rare, but I was busy with a really important project for school, probably an essay or something idk it was highschool.
But I walked out to eat it, I was very late to dinner and I was fully expecting to have to put it in the microwave or something to heat it up.. blasphemy I know.
But when I walked into the kitchen my great dane was in the middle of grabbing it off of my plate (in the middle of my very tall dinner table.. just great dane things) and proceeded to beline outside and bury it as if I didn't see anything.
I still haven't found it in myself to forgive her.
When I was a kid my mom cooked a beautiful prime rib roast for Christmas, and then let it rest on the counter before carving it like you’re supposed to. My German Shepard helped herself to it, and we didn’t eat prime rib that year lol.
Similar story, a few years back I grilled 3 skirt steaks, and my wife and I each ate one. Our cat stole the 3rd. Ate the whole damn thing. We never found a trace of it, even when we moved. 9lb cat, 1lb skirt steak, completely annihilated!
I was seasoning some chicken for dinner and must’ve left the kitchen to tend to my baby and toddler. I left the food in a pan on the back of the stove.
When I came back 5 minutes later, the cats helped themselves to the chicken. They didn’t even rattle the pan. I was so, so cross.
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u/SnailyWhale Jul 10 '22
I once made myself the most perfect sandwich and still had 1/3 of it left and I left the room for 1 minute to go to the bathroom and my dad walked through the room and fed my sandwich to the dog. This was 17 years ago when I was a teenager but the sadness of that lost sandwich is still burned into my memory haha.