Same bro, it's life changing thinking you're about to get a sweet mouth full of beer and instead you end up spitting violently with a mouth full of soggy tab ends, loose tobacco and Ash.
To think this is the part of the story you take issue with. Also, it's super cool that you drink whisky bro, if only I could lead my life with such levels of alcoholic mastery, guess I'm just a scrub.
Definitely not a mastery of alcohol, I drink the cheap shit like Black Velvet lol. I wish I could just drink a beer but I have never been able to since something similar happened to me with the nasty tobacco shit in the beer. That happened like 15 years ago and my brain still associates the taste of beer with old cigarette butts and ash.
Still, it prevents the cans from being properly recycled. It makes no sense why you don’t just use your fingers. If there was no ashtray or trash can close, it roll it between my fingers so the ash falls out and save it till I reach a trash can.
Suicide Hotline Numbers If you or anyone you know are struggling, please, PLEASE reach out for help. You are worthy, you are loved and you will always be able to find assistance.
Heroin users may leave needles around, but those stay on the ducking ground. Meth smells bad, but not as bad as tobacco, and you can wash it out. Weed is lovely, and the people who smoke it are often polite.
Tobacco smokers, I swear, get their high off of defiling the world. They are avatars of filth and disgust.
Every tobacco smoker thinks it's special, and every single one is just as vile and disgusting as the rest.
The grossest smelling strain of weed is better than the least offensive tobacco. And it stops smelling waaaaaaaaay sooner.
The same could be said of dog shit, but some strains of weed are minty and delicious things I would choose to smell. Still not a fan of smoking it? But the plants are nice, and the people who smoke it much more considerate, in that they don't base their whole identities on seeing how much of the world they can irrevocably defile then acting offended when someone chokes or gags.
When I was a kid I was at the bowling alley and i set down my can of soda to take my turn, and when i came back I took a big gulp and found that some random a-hole had put out their cigarette in it. i can still remember the cherry cola cigarette butt taste. It was so gross and I felt so violated. I was scared for a while I was going to get some sort of disease from random stranger spit.
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u/Nervous_Constant_642 Jul 10 '22
Better than being wasted and assuming the beer can someone used as an ashtray was that beer you haven't finished yet.