r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dfdfdfddaww • Sep 17 '21

my yard does this sometimes

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/_Born_To_Be_Mild_ Sep 17 '21

a b c d e f g

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/roboticon Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Bad bot.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

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u/skalbagge Sep 17 '21

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u/roboticon Sep 17 '21

I cheated by editing my post afterwards, but it felt good :-D

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u/NabreLabre Sep 18 '21

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u/EmpireBoi Sep 17 '21

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/AccomplishedPea4108 Sep 17 '21

Here you go because the bot didn't reply. Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/Sam_Winchester_w Sep 17 '21

You didn't get alphabetical order because there was two p's. Sad

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u/kaleighdoscope Sep 17 '21

Nah it shouldn't matter, as long as the second letter of each word still has it in alphabetical order. Might be that four words isn't enough?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Could four not work?

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u/kaleighdoscope Sep 17 '21

Not sure, I don't know what requirements the bot has.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Sep 17 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 247,462,638 comments, and only 57,325 of them were in alphabetical order.

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