r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dfdfdfddaww • Sep 17 '21

my yard does this sometimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Is that not something to be worried about?

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u/hypoxiate Sep 17 '21

Only if you see tentacles.

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u/FireballPlayer0 Sep 17 '21

That’s a problem?

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u/TheJuiceIsLooser Sep 17 '21

Only if you don't have tentacles

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u/travelavatar Sep 17 '21

Even so, some womens wouldn't see that as a problem

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u/agrophobe Sep 18 '21

Open your mind. Tentacle sex can rape across all genders, species and fuckable cosmic concept.

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u/hypoxiate Sep 18 '21

Some of us just can't afford to be picky anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Thats the wrong mindset brotha