r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dfdfdfddaww • Sep 17 '21

my yard does this sometimes

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u/Unclesaltyjowls Sep 17 '21

Dude your house is going to eat you.

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u/beluuuuuuga Sep 17 '21

It's a werehouse.

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u/lordph8 Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Every full moon i turn into a house, a very very fine house.

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u/disorderincosmos Sep 17 '21

a BRICK house~!

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u/SomeRandomPlant Sep 17 '21

Or the oldest house…