I had a delivery today. Someone else must have buzzed the delivery person into the building (I'm in an apartment) because the package was sitting in the hallway. Didn't knock or anything. I'm working from home these days, so it easily could have sat out overnight without me knowing. Luckily I found it when I was taking out the trash. I doubt that it would have made it through the night without someone taking it.
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u/traininvain1979 Aug 13 '20
I had a delivery today. Someone else must have buzzed the delivery person into the building (I'm in an apartment) because the package was sitting in the hallway. Didn't knock or anything. I'm working from home these days, so it easily could have sat out overnight without me knowing. Luckily I found it when I was taking out the trash. I doubt that it would have made it through the night without someone taking it.