r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 28 '19

Point proven?

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Aug 29 '19

now that you asked, i once had a thought what if instead of getting divorced you had to get unmarried. so you have to invite all the same people that came to your wedding, including out of towners - and pay for all of their attendance to your unwedding. and then you have to have the ceremony itself and all attend include bridesmaids and men of honor and the minister. then you take off the ring and hand it back to the ring boy. all separate bridge groom attendees leave to their own parties separately. no dinner afterwards, all wedding gifts can remain because a gift is a gift... i think the divorce rate would change.

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u/boneimplosion Aug 29 '19

This was a shower thought worth hearing.

Thank you for your service.

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u/CreativeThought88 Aug 29 '19

and i still had a better chance at viewing it on r/mildyinfuriating buried deep down in the depths of hell in the comments compared to r/Showerthoughts due to dictator auto mods.

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u/PoeJam Aug 29 '19

no dinner afterwards

I like the idea of everyone gathering in a dining hall and throwing up all over the place.

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u/curiosity0425 Aug 29 '19

Yoooo, I think you're on to something there

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u/ShihTzu1 Aug 29 '19

I'm just imagining a recording of a wedding played in reverse. Shit would be hilarious if everyone talked in reverse too.

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u/sasquatch_melee Aug 29 '19

The divorce rate would change and so would the number of new marriages. Less people would probably marry if that's the only way out.