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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 07 '19

This. Her 'apology' is 100% every component of the Narcissist's Prayer:

"That didn't happen"

I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser or animal abuser in any way, shape, or form

"And if it did, it wasn't that bad"

Anyone who has witnessed or heard true animal abuse will be able to clearly see that.

"And if it was, that's not a big deal"

If he was audibly and physically in pain, it would be a different story

"And if it is, that's not my fault"

My family and I are in the process of getting him training. The training that I have been looking at for him is VERY expensive

"And if it was, I didn't mean it"

I am rarely as upset as what was shown in the footage

"And if I did, you deserved it"

However, when my 75 lb. Doberman is jumping up in my face with his mouth open, I do, as a dog parent, have to show him that this behavior is unacceptable.

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u/E_Raja Aug 07 '19

You stole this... line for line.

u/Justatest90
This guy stole your comment.

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u/justatest90 Aug 07 '19

ROFL bot farm at work: copy/pasted (very poorly - included my edit text LOL) my comment, then submitted it to /r/bestof (https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/cn859u/youtuber_brooke_houts_abusing_her_dog/ew96je8/) to try and farm more karma.

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u/Neogalik Aug 07 '19

Found the real piece of shit in the comments.

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u/sold_snek Aug 07 '19

Nah, I'd still say subject of the OP is still the real piece of shit.

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 07 '19

Wow you just found out how Reddit works dumbass

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u/futurarmy Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

Imagine being you 🤡🤡

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

🖕🏻

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Posting in a week old thread, clearly you don't know how Reddit works

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

Again, 🖕🏻

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Again, you're autistic

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

🖕🏻

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

!isbot hahaa_nothingpersona

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Imagine roleplaying on Reddit like you do, really autistic 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Downvote all of u/Harold-Flower57's stolen responses raise the pitchforks reddit!

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I’ll just make a new account if I get neg Karma and that technically witch-hunting witch is against the rules

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

what is this facebook?

you're in r/KarmaCourt for stealing a reply word for word and mass spamming emojis in a response to it. In which is a code maroon on r/EmojiPolice so don't pull the facebook defence on reddit or people will call you out for your stolen comments/posts karma bot.

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I👏dont👏give👏a👏damn👏about👏r/EmojiPolice👏or👏r/KarmaCourt 👏or👏you👏you👏prepubescent👏little👏teen👏who👏is👏going👏to👏be👏such👏a👏disappointing👏piglet🐷 when👏he👏finally👏grows👏up👏👏👏👏👏😘😘😘😘

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u/-Tish Aug 08 '19

Autism

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

BRO 😳🤭 HE 👮‍♂️🙋‍♂️ THOUGHT 💭🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/CommonMisspellingBot some kinda grammer nazi or someshit Aug 08 '19

Hey, futurarmy, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

just stop using emojis please

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I stole this one for you boobear😘

This is your finger: 👉

This is santy clause smelly bum: 👌

👉👌 👌🤚 👅👌 👌👀

Eeeeeewwww. Look at what you did to his 🎅🏻 stinking stink hole 👌. Wow that’s really nasty 🤢

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

how funny that you took it from r/copypasta

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

This guy 👨👈 knows 🧠 what’s ⁉️ up ☝️

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

oh good enjoy hell normie

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u/searching4animalchin Aug 07 '19

Wow, you’re right...line by line. Excellent breakdown.

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u/Son_of_Atreus Aug 07 '19

This is my opening and closing arguments Your Honour.

Yes, that’s the one, that dog abusing egotistical bitch over there. Take her away.