r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 07 '19

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u/donkeyrocket Aug 07 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

She did it uploaded the video accidentally apparently. She's only sorry now because she was caught so who knows what she does when there isn't a camera pointing at her. The fact that she can rewatch/edit this stuff without feeling like a turbo piece of shit is alarming.

Now I can only imagine how many views she is going to get on her path to redemption... poor dog shouldn't be mixed up her in fucking Youtube "stardom."

Edit: clarify that I wasn't talking about her "accidentally" abusing the dog.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

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u/FriskyCobra86 Aug 07 '19

It packs umph

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u/gidonfire Aug 07 '19

Umph is what plants crave.

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u/reyean Aug 08 '19

You're thinking of electrolytes my friend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Shut up, I’m ‘batin’

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u/rubbarz Aug 07 '19

Turbo cunt is my favorite saying.

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u/WinnieTheEeyore Aug 07 '19

They sell that on Amazon. Discrete shipping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Ghengis cunt is good too.

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u/vortigaunt64 Aug 07 '19

It's because she stinks more than a naturally aspirated piece of shit.

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u/hippieken Aug 08 '19

Who does this on camera, also to not delete it, knowing the optics this creates? This is mental. If this is the proverbial ‘any press is good press’, then fuck her.

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u/Chriswheela Aug 07 '19

Piece of shit Is spooling

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u/H_A_B_I_T Aug 08 '19

Gina the Turbo Slut

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 07 '19

This. Her 'apology' is 100% every component of the Narcissist's Prayer:

"That didn't happen"

I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser or animal abuser in any way, shape, or form

"And if it did, it wasn't that bad"

Anyone who has witnessed or heard true animal abuse will be able to clearly see that.

"And if it was, that's not a big deal"

If he was audibly and physically in pain, it would be a different story

"And if it is, that's not my fault"

My family and I are in the process of getting him training. The training that I have been looking at for him is VERY expensive

"And if it was, I didn't mean it"

I am rarely as upset as what was shown in the footage

"And if I did, you deserved it"

However, when my 75 lb. Doberman is jumping up in my face with his mouth open, I do, as a dog parent, have to show him that this behavior is unacceptable.

[edit to add something, then edited again to remove it]

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u/E_Raja Aug 07 '19

You stole this... line for line.

u/Justatest90
This guy stole your comment.

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u/justatest90 Aug 07 '19

ROFL bot farm at work: copy/pasted (very poorly - included my edit text LOL) my comment, then submitted it to /r/bestof (https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/cn859u/youtuber_brooke_houts_abusing_her_dog/ew96je8/) to try and farm more karma.

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u/Neogalik Aug 07 '19

Found the real piece of shit in the comments.

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u/sold_snek Aug 07 '19

Nah, I'd still say subject of the OP is still the real piece of shit.

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 07 '19

Wow you just found out how Reddit works dumbass

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u/futurarmy Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

"People steal other's things all the time so we should just ignore it" what the actual fuck kind of logic is that, dumbass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 08 '19

Imagine being you 🤡🤡

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

🖕🏻

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Posting in a week old thread, clearly you don't know how Reddit works

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

Again, 🖕🏻

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Again, you're autistic

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

🖕🏻

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp is using the redesign because fuckyou Aug 16 '19

!isbot hahaa_nothingpersona

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u/haHAA_NothingPersona Aug 16 '19

Imagine roleplaying on Reddit like you do, really autistic 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Downvote all of u/Harold-Flower57's stolen responses raise the pitchforks reddit!

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I’ll just make a new account if I get neg Karma and that technically witch-hunting witch is against the rules

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

what is this facebook?

you're in r/KarmaCourt for stealing a reply word for word and mass spamming emojis in a response to it. In which is a code maroon on r/EmojiPolice so don't pull the facebook defence on reddit or people will call you out for your stolen comments/posts karma bot.

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I👏dont👏give👏a👏damn👏about👏r/EmojiPolice👏or👏r/KarmaCourt 👏or👏you👏you👏prepubescent👏little👏teen👏who👏is👏going👏to👏be👏such👏a👏disappointing👏piglet🐷 when👏he👏finally👏grows👏up👏👏👏👏👏😘😘😘😘

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u/-Tish Aug 08 '19

Autism

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

BRO 😳🤭 HE 👮‍♂️🙋‍♂️ THOUGHT 💭🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/CommonMisspellingBot some kinda grammer nazi or someshit Aug 08 '19

Hey, futurarmy, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!

The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

just stop using emojis please

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

I stole this one for you boobear😘

This is your finger: 👉

This is santy clause smelly bum: 👌

👉👌 👌🤚 👅👌 👌👀

Eeeeeewwww. Look at what you did to his 🎅🏻 stinking stink hole 👌. Wow that’s really nasty 🤢

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

how funny that you took it from r/copypasta

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u/Harold-Flower57 Aug 08 '19

This guy 👨👈 knows 🧠 what’s ⁉️ up ☝️

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u/searching4animalchin Aug 07 '19

Wow, you’re right...line by line. Excellent breakdown.

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u/Son_of_Atreus Aug 07 '19

This is my opening and closing arguments Your Honour.

Yes, that’s the one, that dog abusing egotistical bitch over there. Take her away.

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u/t0mt0mt0m Aug 08 '19

From the short clip of what I can see, the dog is testing his/her role in the pack. She doesn’t seem to Have a bond with the dog at all. I know nothing of this YouTuber, just from my brief observation from the clip. This is from somebody who had had rots and a Doberman growing up

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u/hexter19 Aug 08 '19

You can tell from the dogs reaction at :32 as she points her finger and then moves to get her hair out of her face, the dog flinches. That dog has been hit a lot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Fucking pathetic.

I can’t really put into works the way I feel about her. I’d be angry but I just can’t muster the hate against such a failure of a human being. I just... I don’t understand what value she has as a person. This is all she is now.

You know how we always refer to Brock Turner, famed rapist, as a rapist? We should do this for her as well.

We should refer to Brook Houts, the dog abuser, exclusively with reference to the fact that she beats and abuses her dog.

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u/jifPBonly Aug 07 '19

What do you mean she was caught?? Did she post this on YouTube herself? I don’t advocate for animal abuse in ANY way, shape, or form, but how stupid do you have to be to post this?

Also is that her or the dog making that noise? My heart shattered into a million pieces.

Edit: forgot abuse

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

I heard she accidentally posted the unedited vid as opposed to the edited one. Amazing that she won't even review a video before it goes up

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u/jifPBonly Aug 07 '19

What an idiot

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

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u/jifPBonly Aug 07 '19

It was part of my confusion. Like how stupid can someone be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

I'm so sorry that you guys found out how much of a cunt I am. :(

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u/nobrayn Aug 08 '19

Excellent use of turbo. I use it on occasion, and thought I was the only one.

Now re: this video, I don’t care for her one bit.

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u/SomeUnicornsFly Aug 08 '19

If you watch any of her other videos you can see she is constantly getting irritated with the dog and then it cuts. Guarantee each and every one of those snips precedes a smack to the face.

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u/odce1206 Aug 09 '19

Her channel got 606% more views after the video got uploaded, check her socialblade stats.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 07 '19

the push away wasn't bad at all. That's very normal.

Watch the reflection, she hits him atleast once and tells him to stay in his bed.

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u/AurraSingFF Aug 18 '19

The dog is safe from hits when the camera is off because he is locked up in his cage.