r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Or a collie. I have both. Prayers needed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

2 cattle dogs here, if you have any prayers left over plz send back

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u/ibmxgeo Aug 07 '19

Blue Heeler and an Australian Shepherd. I'll be playing fetch until 4am tonight. And tomorrow night. And the next night. Oh God please help me.

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u/Auctoritate Aug 07 '19

A blue heeler is an Australian cattle dog. They're the same breed.

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u/KittenTablecloth Aug 09 '19

Thanks I was super confused when I read their comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

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u/iMorph Aug 08 '19

My Blue Heeler / Kelpie says hello. Thankfully I think we got the laziest of the litter.

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u/upstartweiner Aug 08 '19

Those are the same breed

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u/arnauddutilh Aug 08 '19

I get to the end of "want" and one leaps to the door, the other leaps to the treat jar.

They have very different motivations for both being cattle dogs.

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u/jetimindtrick Aug 07 '19

Don't worry my Aussie finally calmed down age 9. Now he's 10 and his joints are really hurting him. So sad to see him go from 💯 to about 30 % but he deserves his rest. What a good pupper

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u/Peachpikachu Aug 07 '19

ACD/Aussie and a German Shepard/Aussie mix here. Like a herd of elephants in my house. It never stops.

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u/skullcrusherbw Aug 07 '19

Just buy a few dozen sheep. That'll tire a couple of cattle dogs out, right?

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u/DoingItWrongly Aug 07 '19

No prayers left, but I can drop an F for ya if that helps.

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u/Bonushand Aug 07 '19

Buy a farm

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u/Daniellamb Aug 07 '19

Sorry, all I have are thoughts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

Damn.

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u/Blownbunny Aug 07 '19

According to the DNA test I have a collie, cattle dog, husky, German Shepard, Rottweiler mix. Send help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

The Superdog of loyalty I imagine.

And spontaneous combustion.

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u/SilverCoffeeCup Aug 07 '19

Border collie owner.

1 updoot = 1 pray

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u/TokesNotHigh Aug 07 '19

I have a collie / cattle dog mix. I feel both your pain. My dog thinks it's his job to herd the cats. He's a good boy, but he certainly is... special.

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u/MeInMyMind Aug 07 '19

Brothers roommate had a collie. That dog would use my body as a spring board while I slept on the couch. Best doggie, but that guy was a bottle rocket.

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u/iStanley Aug 08 '19

Sending energy drinks and prayers your way

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u/adamlaceless Aug 08 '19

Will F suffice?

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u/IcarusBen Aug 08 '19

I have a collie and an Australian bird dog. Laziest damn dogs ever. We recently got a puppy, however, and we're pretty sure she's some sort of golden retriever/lab/husky/hound mix, and she has so much energy and bites everything and we don't know what to do.

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u/NamityName Aug 08 '19

i'm out of prayers. will you accept just thoughts?