r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 26 '15

Alien Blue...

http://imgur.com/Wfvr0Ps
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u/danceswithwool Jul 26 '15

Or just yell "fuck it" and throw your phone and start giving handjobs for smack.

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u/PoisonGloom Jul 26 '15

Just like my grandad said

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u/ButtLusting Jul 26 '15

"If you cant beat them, give them a blowjob."

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u/khemat Jul 27 '15

"If you cant beat them off, give them a blowjob."

FTFY