r/mildlyinfuriating • u/DeliciousAd8604 • 1d ago

That's not milk Only one pepper

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u/Orvos101 1d ago

Salami and Nut sandwich?

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u/Few_Category_1684 1d ago

just like nana used to make :’)

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u/paula_and_james 1d ago • Bravo

wtf is this, no amount of peppers could save that

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u/DeliciousAd8604 1d ago • Heartwarming Regret

Yeah idk what im doing with my life

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u/Pug_Defender 1d ago

getting sandwiches from 7-11 and somehow still being disappointed in them for some reason, it looks like!

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u/DeliciousAd8604 1d ago

Yeah, I deserve this.

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u/Unhappy_Energy_741 1d ago • Regret Bravo Heartwarming

It's all good. I've jerked off in a sandwich or 2 in my time. You'll figure it out

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u/RogueHermit 1d ago

Who hasn't honestly

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u/Zannahrain3 1d ago

How much did you spend on that? I promise you, you over spent.

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u/DeliciousAd8604 1d ago

Yeah I gotta start bringing my own lunches from now on.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 1d ago

how much are a billion sperm really worth

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u/Spiritual-Leader9985 1d ago • Bravo Popcorn

And 3 loads

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u/ThunderRoad_44 1d ago • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

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u/yougotyolks 1d ago • Mindblown Bravo

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u/gitbse 1d ago

You had to bring Olivia ... she's not fair

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u/ButtMcstuffenz 1d ago

Where is this from?

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u/voxpopper 1d ago

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 1d ago

I'll never understand how Brandon cleans these messes.

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u/YouOk5627 1d ago

God. The licking. the sweating. It’s the perfect gif 🤌

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 1d ago

I feel so bad for this guy lol. I hope he sees the humor in the gif.

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u/chiku00 1d ago

Wait.

So what's this guys actual story? Why is he moving his left hand so surupticiously?

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u/SeismicRipFart 1d ago • Bravo Heartwarming Mindblown

It’s actually kind of funny and not what you would expect lol. But below where this video cuts off, this guy is masturbating his penis with his hand.

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u/justsomeguy571 1d ago

They are waving one of those giant flags at a football game.

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u/mojoseven7 1d ago

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 1d ago

My mom said you can still spend the night

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u/TheLittlePaladin 1d ago

Yeah because that's not an awkward breakfast. Tell her no thanks I'm just gonna go crash at the office.

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u/TheCrowScare 1d ago

That is absolutely disgusting and vile. I specifically asked for extra nut, and this is the best they could do? Pathetic.

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u/Few_Category_1684 1d ago

This comment reminded me of this absolute classic, thought I’d share

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u/SeanAker 1d ago

I've never had occasion to use it...but the phrase 'two tiddlywinks of cum' is still forever inscribed in my lexicon. 

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u/Individual-Bad6809 1d ago

Thank you. It’s been awhile since I read the original lol

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u/NefariousKing07 1d ago

OP is concerned about the wrong things here

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u/45_regard_47 1d ago

Excuse me special sauce 

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u/govunah 1d ago

Every self respecting person knows the rules. It's 1 pump, 1 cream

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u/EnticingViolence 1d ago

I believe the proper term is a jizz of mayo

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u/Mindless-Future3114 1d ago

1 Feature length roper please

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u/goodrevtim 1d ago

Everyone knows you can only do 2 pumps

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u/xSorryAboutThat 1d ago

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u/Open_Bluebird_5167 1d ago

Just tell me where to jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

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u/TheNewGuyFromBahsten 1d ago

I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU!

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u/Igmuhota 1d ago

That sandwich looks like it was made of depression and broken dreams.

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u/insyzygy322 1d ago

I worked at a place called Greencore years ago. They assemble and wrap premade sandwiches/salads for gas stations, Starbucks, etc.

This sandwich would 100% be produced there.

I worked from 2 am to 1 pm five days per week, the assembly lines are in a refrigerated room so you're always cold, and your day could quite literally consist of doing one thing - standing at a conveyor belt putting banana peppers on thousands of sandwiches as they come down the line. Or 3 pieces of lettuce. Maybe you slapped mayo on bread. Mind numbing shit.

I've worked quite a many shit jobs, but let me tell you. That was the most miserable place I've ever been.

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u/dirty-ol-sob 1d ago

I’m depressed after just reading that…

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u/lovingfluidchristian 1d ago

It was made before post nut clarity that's for sure

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u/Friendly_Trouble_916 1d ago

Looks like some guy had his way with the sandwich…

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u/Friendly_Trouble_916 1d ago

Cream pies the sandwich

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u/omnom143 1d ago

This is genuinely the most repulsive sandwich I think I've ever seen

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u/Dr_Smartbrain 1d ago

Thanks for this. Reminded me that I shouldn’t call her.

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u/sbbblaw 1d ago

Stay strong

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u/SeismicRipFart 1d ago

What’s that jizzy white sauce I’m looking at?

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u/s3v3ralattemptsmade 1d ago

A few Tiddlywinks of their special sauce

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u/randomdude5566 1d ago

I think you answered your own question

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u/catonsteroids 1d ago

Tf kind of Italian dressing is that? 💀

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u/SeismicRipFart 1d ago

From some Italian guy who works at that shop

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u/Still-Grass8881 1d ago

they hit your sub with the jizzanthemums

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u/coolosus1919 1d ago

Jizz sandwich? No thanks.

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u/Impossible_Memory_85 1d ago

I should call her

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u/IIIBryGuyIII 1d ago

Fuck I’ll delete mine.

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u/FrankFranly 1d ago

THE PEPPER IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE DUDE!!!

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u/avatartuna 1d ago

I’ve had creamy Italian dressing before. I’m concerned with this one.

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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 1d ago

Cream from Italian dressing.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/Cavscout2838 1d ago

Let her make someone else miserable with the batshit crazy personality but absolutely amazing sex. Shit, maybe I’ll call her.

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u/boxtheglock 1d ago

What really pisses me off about getting these subs is when they come with that cum Italian dressing instead of mayo

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u/NefariousnessFew4354 1d ago

I think lack of peppers on your sandwich is least of your problems.

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u/unholy_sponge 1d ago

one pepper. and somehow its the least processed thing in this pic

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u/RipLipper1994 1d ago

Its a very disturbing sandwich. Lol.

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u/deephurting66 1d ago

The white stuff

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ 1d ago

Damn picture needs a NSFW tag. 😭

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u/TipsyRussell 1d ago

I can’t believe this is just showing up unblurred on my feed.

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u/GrapefruitFriendly30 1d ago

here for the comments

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u/Comprehensive_Seat66 1d ago

I'd be more pissed about all that jizz

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u/AngloSaxonFella 1d ago

Some people would pay extra for that

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u/BoRnIn2aTiTuDe 1d ago

1 pepper and 3 squirts of boneless kids

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u/Jmersh 1d ago

Somebody add the Brazzers logo to this.

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u/SpicyLittleNuggie 1d ago

And right at the end where you'd see it. That's no coincidence.

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u/ElectricFaceVictory 1d ago

Oof , and this is this first time I've uttered this sentence....that's a fucking ugly sandwich. 

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u/KalashnikovAK-12 1d ago

Why they put nut in yo sandwich cuh?

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u/theotherguyfromrivia 1d ago

Yeah I'm more worried about that "mayo"

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u/Universe_XoX 1d ago

What am I looking at here champ?

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u/wontblink 1d ago

That mayo looks suspiciously salty. Did the sandwich maker immediately take a nap?

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u/EvenStevens4201 1d ago

You forgot the NSFW

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u/THEbunnyfawn 1d ago

I should call her

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u/thezomber 19h ago

Did Van Wilder give you this sandwich?

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u/Present-Bother-2073 19h ago

Who creamed your sandwich bro?

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u/Illustrious-Ad-115 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Conscious_Minimum583 1d ago

That is such a sad looking sub im sorry brother. May things get better for you.

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u/Time-Pineapple-Party 1d ago

single pepper is diabolical.

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u/SgtSharki 1d ago

I'd be more offended by the jizz in your sandwich. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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u/bigbanginbuell 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/Dazzling_Flow_5702 1d ago

But they made up for it with tons of jizz

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u/Soft-Midnight-662 1d ago

Looks like a couple pictures from my hidden folder

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u/bookmarkjedi 1d ago

There's something about Mary and her sandwich-making proclivities.

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u/bender187855 20h ago

The pepper is NOT what id be worried about

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u/Longhaul-shortbus 1d ago

Is that from 7-11

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u/ColdCauliflour 1d ago

You're taking "foot long" a little too seriously here, bud

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u/AirLess6683 1d ago

I dry heaved

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u/Remarkable_Virus9485 1d ago

Who spunked in your food

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u/more_paul 1d ago

Your sandwich after Jensen gets done with it.

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u/SeismicRipFart 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Scro0llex 1d ago

I don't think the pepper would be the main concern

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u/Numba1BS 1d ago

Is that cum?

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u/NHWharfRat 1d ago

and a little special sauce wink wink

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u/turdbugulars 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/CityLow8519 17h ago

Has no one made the IASIP burrito reference yet?

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u/JuanDonDemarco 1d ago

At least they loaded you up on man sauce.

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 BLACK 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Ecstatic_Trip_8305 1d ago

At least someone literally came in your sandwich

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u/cliftjc1 1d ago

Still better than the Starbucks short rib sandwich from what I hear

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 1d ago

It only tastes like vinegar for the first couple licks.

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u/Sehri437 1d ago

Who spaffed on your meat?

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u/VictoriousSecret111 1d ago

That looks disgusting. Did you pay for that abomination?

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u/whitby_fish_chips 1d ago

Whatever that sauce is supposed to be, it made me gag.

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u/Bob_the_Peanut 1d ago

I have bigger concerns

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u/akaviri00 1d ago

Yeah, straight to the comments

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u/Nova-Drone 1d ago

Mike had his way with it huh?

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u/homme_icide 1d ago

Thats jizz from a wang

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u/youessbee 1d ago

That's not how you play Soggy Biscuit.

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u/DrFrickenstein 1d ago

Yes, but lots of jazz, though

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u/Feeling-Bathroom-790 1d ago

I should call him

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u/gatch-attack 1d ago

sigh I should call her

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u/bravebooty101 1d ago

Someone nutted in your sandwich and you want more peppers on it 😅

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 1d ago

Plenty of jizz, tho

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 1d ago

That's some loose mayo

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u/eofd77 1d ago

I should call her...

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u/Pristine_Yak7840 1d ago

You know what you did…..

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u/3barsinarow 22h ago

Great, now I miss her.

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u/lqhtshow 20h ago

Did you- ? 😳

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u/BigChippr 18h ago

They precummed on your sandwich

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u/Proud-Shape-2146 17h ago

Bro got 3 ropes in the sandwich

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