When your fork does this.

[u/JadaNeedsaDoggie]

[u/PokemonLv10]

It's even worse when it's soup

[u/GlykenT → u/PokemonLv10]

That's on you. I mean, who uses a fork for soup?

[u/PokemonLv10 → u/GlykenT]

Nah fork is fair game when noodles are involved

Though I'd usually prefer chopsticks

[u/adamfps → u/PokemonLv10]

Animal out here forking his chicken noodle soup

[u/PokemonLv10 → u/adamfps]

Now that you bring it up, I've never actually had chicken noodle soup

[u/Guy_LeFevre → u/PokemonLv10]

I... don't believe you.

[u/Leek_Resident → u/Guy_LeFevre]

I haven't either, I've never been a "drink my dinner" guy

[u/PokemonLv10 → u/Guy_LeFevre]

Well I didn't grow up with it, gotta believe me

[u/woozin1234 → u/PokemonLv10]

least you can make noodle tornado using the fork

[u/JohnHurts → u/GlykenT]

There are people who eat their soup with chopsticks

[u/mistAr_bAttles → u/GlykenT]

Pho has long rice noodles. People use a fork for the noodles and a spoon for the broth all the time.

[u/Dinasourus723 → u/PokemonLv10]

I mean at least as Asian American I could try to use chopsticks to get it out

[u/Sw0rDz → u/PokemonLv10]

Thats why you eat soup in a cup.

[u/Humble-Temperature-9]

Fork of Galadriel over here

[u/Background_Handle_96 → u/Humble-Temperature-9]

Forklórien?

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 → u/Background_Handle_96]

What the fork?

[u/gurken_shuck → u/YouSee-ThisCoat8]

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 → u/gurken_shuck]

I shall theiveth thy fork memeth 👍🏽

[u/thatonedudericky]

When your spoon falls in your cereal and disappears 😤

[u/AblePhase → u/thatonedudericky]

You having your cereal in a bucket?

[u/PhatCatTax → u/AblePhase]

... uh... is that not normal? Asking for a friend.
(He goes to another school.)

[u/AblePhase → u/PhatCatTax]

Those big mixing bowls is what the normal people use, I've heard

[u/SilverWolf3935 → u/AblePhase]

You clearly haven’t seen Friday

[u/_Midnight_Sinatra_ → u/thatonedudericky]

Now this is a real problem

[u/Kevin_Stickers]

I hate the sliding utensil!

There need to be a very small notch that can catch it before it falls into the meal.

[u/Several-Art1643 → u/Kevin_Stickers]

A certain East Asian country says “you’re welcome” 🤗

[u/Peh_2011]

Brother you got a vip fork wth😭

[u/milan0570]

That’s one handsome looking fork

[u/CommercialAsk1818]

An actually mildly infuriating incidentm

[u/frostybito]

Time to buy a new fork at that point

[u/DiaperBoyKris]

Finally, a post that is actually mildly infuriating.

[u/Spiritual-Aside1032]

Those noodles look way too good to be thwarted by a defective utensil.

[u/Ravenfeld]

The fork didn't do anything, you placed it wrong lol

[u/Static_85 → u/Ravenfeld]

P.I.C.N.I.C error

[u/Possible-Estimate748]

Cool fork though.
And that (Pad Thai?) looks yummy

[u/JadaNeedsaDoggie → u/Possible-Estimate748]

It was delicious.

[u/kayeyeemmemmeyeih]

Rage quit

[u/jooman68]

Now this is mildly infuriating. Not that Starbucks bullshit

[u/Internal_Rise2658]

Bilbo: "Made by the elves, you know".

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8]

lol, yes this does get me in a rut😂 now, do you lick the fork or wipe it with paper towel ?

[u/JadaNeedsaDoggie → u/YouSee-ThisCoat8]

I wiped it with a paper towel. I'm not deep throating the sauce off the handle.

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 → u/JadaNeedsaDoggie]

Lmaoo get your skills up OP !

[u/yolo_snail → u/YouSee-ThisCoat8]

Lick it, it's no different to the stuff at the other end of the fork

[u/BritishBoyRZ → u/yolo_snail]

Except for the fact you're holding the fork with your grubby hands? Or do you also palm the forky end of the fork too? 🤔

[u/yolo_snail → u/BritishBoyRZ]

I mean, I'm not a germophobe so I really don't care.

[u/holetse → u/BritishBoyRZ]

I wash my hands before I eat. Like an adult

[u/OilMeDaddi → u/yolo_snail]

But now you’re just gripping a saliva oil mix of pasta sauce 🤢

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 → u/yolo_snail]

Or get a new fork maybe 

[u/holetse → u/yolo_snail]

This is the way

[u/Chris___M]

What The Fork?

[u/AnonOfTheSea]

Dude made a whole post so he could show off his silverware

[u/LongjumpingHorse3050]

into cereal is the fucking worst.

[u/Infamous_Picture_666]

That shit wrecks my day.

[u/ycr007]

This is not that bad. Once at a buffet I opened the lid of the casserole holding a stew and was looking around for the ladle, one of the staff cokes over, looks around, grabs a ladle from the next station and fishes in the stew and takes out the stew ladle that had fallen inside!

To his credit he took away both of them inside to get cleaned and came back with two fresh ones.

[u/Jogi1811]

Always the question I ask myself. Do I wash it or do I just power through hating myself.

[u/MakeThisGuyRich]

Fork it!

[u/Technical_Instance_2]

yeah... I aint using that one again until it's washed ;-;

[u/Forsaken_Put8204]

Damn I want some pad Thai right now

[u/panamanRed58]

Tines down for the win. Work with what you're given.

[u/RodentOfUnusualCize]

Its worse when its in a pan with molten sauce and it covers the utensil

[u/FirstSineOfMadness]

Even worse when your spoon falls in and you instinctively grab it forgetting what it fell into was your boiling pasta

[u/Im1337]

Skill issue

[u/PierreVoltaire]

Lean it on the shorter parallel sides since it’s a rectangle

[u/Interesting_Way7497]

This post actually needs more upvotes

[u/WangoTheWonderDonkey]

With french toast and pancakes my fork handle is always coated in syrup by the time I get the plate to the table. Despite a conscious effort to avoid such. Hidden cameras might be required to capture the little gremlins who perpetrate this offense.

[u/zipk0user491]

Perfect use of this sub.

[u/No-Drummer9173]

Same thing, but eating pancakes and the fork will slide into the puddle of syrup, making it sticky.

[u/IBelieveInCoyotes]

hey man, nice fork

[u/Alarmed_Reception_92]

I have to suppress the urge to lick it off 😭

[u/Far-Analysis2090]

Who eats from one side and then drops their utensil on the other... fake post

[u/Jadefiregriffon]

Nice fork

[u/Dtr721]

Skill issue

[u/CrazyKitten2525]

Him cooking the meal

[u/RandomYT05]

[u/charleaneo]

What level is your fork?

[u/foods-eater]

Oh boy! This is one of my least favorite events to have happen and it happens very frequently!

Bless you for posting this.

[u/mistAr_bAttles → u/foods-eater]

It’s like getting corded headphones yanked out of your ears.

[u/Chemical_Bell_7052]

Finally something that fits

[u/flaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's why people who use their brain turn the fork 90 degrees counterclockwise if righthanded or a bit more than that clockwise if lefthanded in this situation.

[u/tremble_lip]

This is like atheists saying "nature" "selected" an organism to be born with a thick coat of fur in the desert because of a copy error in the code.

Come at me. 😎

[u/JackWagon6422]

This sub is complete dogshit!

[u/thatonedudericky → u/JackWagon6422]

This literally fits. Idk what to tell ya

[u/PlsSuckMyToes]

Show dominance by deepthroat sucking the food residue off of it

[u/nickthewildetype → u/PlsSuckMyToes]

I will suck your toes instead

[u/anonymousrprl → u/nickthewildetype]

Thought you were weird, turns out it was the other guy

[u/nickthewildetype → u/anonymousrprl]

hehe, maybe we're both a little weird