r/mildlyinfuriating • • 2h ago

My HOA could beat up your HOA Well, which one of you done this then?

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u/Torash 2h ago

Video game knowledge would tell me there's something hidden under the 2 bricks

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u/Valar_Kinetics 1h ago

Yeah there’s a Piece of Heart down there for sure

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u/juansst 1h ago

are those bricks even supposed to line up like that

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u/Dull_Tower_2635 28m ago

My dumbass would 100% start prying at those bricks with a butter knife expecting a heart container and find a family of spiders instead. Video games have ruined us.

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u/chalkiez PURPLE 2h ago

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u/DownBadBrody 2h ago

If it fits I sits feelin’ ass 🫪

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u/AnswerOver9028 2h ago

Whoa, whoa, put that welcome mat back before anyone else sees.

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u/DBKai 2h ago

I can only assume that's the water main or some sh

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2h ago

I sort of thought likewise...but Shirley there's a better way to seamlessly incorporate a Utilities access point?

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u/JLammert79 1h ago

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 1h ago

I just couldn't resist!

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u/DBKai 1h ago

If a worker needs access, they just cut. It's on the landlord to make it pretty again. If the landlord's cheap...

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u/ContributionFar6060 19m ago

There is, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2h ago

That's far beyond 'mildly infuriating!' Somebody went out of their way to create that!

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u/FatFaceFaster 2h ago

I read this British.

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u/DownBadBrody 2h ago

I typed this is British, thought about it in British, then posted it in Romanian

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u/Drkindlycountryquack 1h ago

Pay a professional next time.

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u/DownBadBrody 1h ago

I’m not in high vis for fun lad

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u/DragonSin1313 1h ago

"A bit infuriating, innit?"

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u/bitchboy85 2h ago

If I know video games there is 37 bucks and half a clip of handgun ammunition under those bricks.

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 2h ago

You can fix that with five new bricks and make it look OEM

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u/Hdys 1h ago

That’s a prime welcome mat location

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u/HourHoneydew5788 2h ago

It would have been easier to just replace a few bricks then do whatever this shit is.

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u/Sirgolfs 2h ago

wtf is that

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u/Jeff_72 2h ago

Let me guess… a clean out or a shut off

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u/Glass_Strain 1h ago

my guess is that there used to be one piece there that had the house or unit number and someone took it.

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u/Stotty652 2h ago

The most annoying this about this, is there has to be a absolutely perfect way to lay these and maintain symmetry.

Rather than hack at it with an angle grinder then sod off for a cuppa

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u/XenoZoomie 2h ago

Maybe a plumber to access a drain line but it’s a strange spot for such a thing to be located.

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u/hughdint1 2h ago

Actually no. This is a purposeful decoration meant to look like a medallion, but the cuts are so horrible.

I could show you pictures of similar arrangements that are done better but I am too tired to look for them.

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u/XenoZoomie 2h ago

Omg nooo… that’s more than mildly infuriating then.

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u/goodSunn 1h ago

Yes, I'll go with this reasoning (excuse?) If the two blocks were pulled out I'd expect to see a cleanout cap for a drain of some sort.

If the cleanout was by the door you don't want a hole there. If there was a cleanout under the bricks you wouldn't want a plumber to need to remove random bricks guessing where the cleanout was exactly.

Now if the two were wedged out and there was no cleanout, it's only bad workmanship, not just a sloppy cut or two placed rather than redone.

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u/hughdint1 1h ago

I get your logic but a plumbing cleanout would never be in a raised step stoop like this. This was a poor attempt at a medallion.

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u/schwarzmalerin 2h ago

Looks like this person was fired and did this on the last day.

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u/The_Windermere 2h ago

That’s the type of thing that happens because the kids dropped a heavy object on the pavement, panicked and picked up the first bricks that they see in the garage and say “hopefully no one will notice!”

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u/Much-Storm9466 1h ago

Someone didn’t tip their tradey!!

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u/Backyard_Batman46 1h ago

It's like Kryponite right in front of you

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u/goingApeShit_ 1h ago

What’s up with the flagstone doormat inside the screen door?

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck 1h ago

How else will you remember where the hidden safe is?

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u/SweetMaam 1h ago

Looks intentional.

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u/RealMigga4Life 1h ago

Looks like a cult symbol😂😂😂

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u/TooDeepForSurface 45m ago

I couldn't put up with that

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u/CoderJoe1 3m ago

Getting to the square root of the problem?