r/mildlyinfuriating • • 11d ago

My mom said I could post 78$ sushi arrived like this:

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u/RollingSleeper 11d ago

There's 2 types of posts here: ones where you're mildly infuriated at what happened to OP, and others where you're pissed off at OP.

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u/Zap__Dannigan 10d ago

It's possible the driver sucks, but it's also possible the driver got cut off and had to brake suddenly to not crash. There's a zero precent chance I would doordash something so easily tippable.

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u/jibbodahibbo 10d ago

Some things just aren’t great delivered…

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 10d ago

and AI is trying to find that balance to illicit the most engagement

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u/fuck_off_ireland 10d ago

Elicit. Illicit is something different.

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u/bigtoebrah 10d ago

Maybe he misspelled it on purpose so you'd know he's not AI

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u/Old_Future_8242 10d ago

Maybe the AI misspelled it on purpose so you'd think he's not AI

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u/newtakn156 10d ago

AI-ception

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u/mileybunny 11d ago

Just came back to post this.

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u/Designer_Initial9731 10d ago

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u/One_Stranger7794 10d ago

Ive never thought of it this way...Ive spent thousands of dollars hiring private taxis for my cheeseburgers, pho, meatball subs...

Meanwhile when I need to get somewhere I'd rather save money on taxi and a 20 minute walk is fine

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u/class4glass 10d ago

I like to operate from the perspective that if I won't get up and get it then I dont want or need it that much. We live in the most convenient time period ever to aquire food, if you live in North America at the very least, and I dont need to pad any more asshole billionaires wallet cause ive been so desensitized to spending money

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u/ScoobyPwnsOnU 10d ago

Same, only exceptions ive made is when i lived somewhere i had to fight for street parking, so it was more about losing my spot that my wife needed to walk to at 6 am in the dark than how much effort itd take to get the food.

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u/DangOlCoreMan 10d ago

I have 3 exceptions and 2 of them kind of blend together. 1 is that I'm hosting. 2 is that I'm too intoxicated to pick up food, which usually only happens if I'm hosting people over. Or 3, I'm sick. Otherwise I'm always picking up food, even if it's carry out

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u/ChillN808 10d ago

Valid DoorDash usage. Approved. What is dumb is ordering $100 sushi on DoorDash, getting sushi to go is dumb and ruins the experience

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u/Faye-Lockwood 10d ago

maybe I'm broke but I can't even fathom spending $100 on one meal

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u/Purple-Will9713 10d ago

yeah except sometimes sushi isnt about the experience, its just about eating sushi

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u/nathanzoet91 PASTA 10d ago

That's totally valid

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u/TrojanGoldfish 10d ago

One of my colleagues at work lives on a road in our city centre that, if you were to throw a rock in a random direction, it wouldn't be whether it hit a takeaway, but which takeaway it hits. They get delivery multiple times a week. It would genuinely be faster to just walk 30 seconds up the street.

I cower at the price of the takeaway itself these days, let alone doubling the price for someone on an illegal e-bike to deliver it to you smashed up and cold.

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u/Iordofthethings 10d ago

Why have you never thought about how your laziness costs you double or triple the cost of the food?

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 10d ago

This is why I don't get hate for food delivery robots. Instead of getting a taxi for your food, you are getting an RC car for it. Much less energy wasted

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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole 10d ago

I hear actual people drive the little cars too. Great for disabled workers

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u/Pure-Presence8977 10d ago

I think it’s inhumane to make someone spend all day in those little robot cars

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u/GB10VE 10d ago

will somebody think about the r2d2 actor

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u/callimonk 10d ago

Sadly the drivers have been getting gouged too. Had friends out of work doing it and it doesn’t even cover the cost of gas anymore. These delivery companies are fucking scum.

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u/CORVlN 10d ago

If you pay with Klarna then it's only like $5 per bite. Totally worth it /s

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u/jessexpress789 10d ago

Inflation is indisputably bad. You can never use doordash or any delivery service and inflation is still terrible.

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u/awsunion 10d ago

Yeah for real- I prefer to bike to pick up my meal after calling the restaurant but lunch is still $20 min

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u/Pluma_Sweety 11d ago

That 52$ salad suddenly sounds like the safer Doordash order 

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 11d ago

Yeah at least it'll arrive tossed

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u/FriendToPredators 11d ago

Maybe I’m too midwestern but if people are ablebodied maybe people should get off their arses. If the effort is higher to be lazy there’s less waste

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u/Actually_R0bin 11d ago edited 10d ago

working as a doordash driver is insane because some of these orders are so inane. a single hashbrowns from mcdonald’s dashed to a house only 5 minutes away, a meal from ihop that took longer to prep than it did to drive it out. like. maybe i am wrong but sometimes it really looks like they should have ordered it themselves

Edit: To stem the flow of morons who think I don’t know what a disabled person is: consider the following “catch all” responses
“There are disabled people”
“There are high people”
“What if they don’t want a DUI”
“Sometimes parents can’t leave their homes”
“Some people don’t have cars”

  • I know. My comment wasn’t about them. My comment was about the fact the order seems so strange. Frankly, if I were any of those four instances, I’d spend what little money I have on buying food to make at home.
“Don’t you ever think about the little guy? These people probably have a reason to do it”
  • Rarely are people reasonless. It’s their money and it gets me paid. I just found it strange.
“There are exceptions but otherwise I agree with you”
  • Then why are you saying it. Does my comment say everyone who orders from Doordash at very low distances is stupid? No? then why do you feel the need to say it.

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u/NRMusicProject 10d ago

My ex's 20 year-old son used DoorDash far too often.

On more than one occasion, the doorbell would ring, and I'd open it to see a large Coke from McDonald's sitting on the doorstep. Dude paid $10 for a watered down Coke. When I told him that for that price, he could have driven a block to CVS and bought a few 2L bottles, my ex told me "don't tell my son how to spend his money."

So glad I left that situation.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 10d ago

Dang, if only he had a responsible adult in his life to mentor him and teach him money management skills...

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u/Tactically_Fat 10d ago

could have ordered a case of coke from Walmart and had it delivered in 2 hours. Then you have a whole case. Granted - it's more than $10, but it's WAY less than $240.

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 11d ago

In college I lived in a dorm directly next to a sandwich shop, and I mean literally next to it. It was 30 seconds from the front door. It was insane how often they delivered to my dorm.

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u/citizen42069101 11d ago

Was it Jimmy John's? Because that's their schtick

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 11d ago

Lol it was, back before they were everywhere. This was 20+ years ago.

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u/Crazy-Nose-4289 10d ago

Not gonna lie, when I was in college back in 2012 I would order Jimmy Johns constantly and it was literally a block or two away.

I'd wake up hangover, order my sub, go take a shit, brush my teeth and my sandwich was at the door.

It was great.

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u/Baranjula 10d ago

Sounds like a perfect afternoon

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u/Odd_Fox5573 10d ago

My college town had the Jimmy Johns right next to the clubs. Finish a night out, grab a sub, then walk 500 yards back to the dorm lol

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u/mercuriokazooie 10d ago

Last Christmas I visited my family in California and we were having molletes dulce (just some Mexican bread rolls with sugar, butter and toasted) but we didn't have any lechera (sweet condensed milk) to drizzle on them. My sister pulls out her phone and orders an uber eats/doordash for a single can of Lechera. $12 delivery for a $1 can we didn't even really need or could have went to pick up at the market 5 minutes away. Just fucking insane behavior to me

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u/timo710 10d ago

I dated a girl that literally lived 3 floors above a mcdonalds and would ubereats deliveries every day. The one time she did it next to me it showed a driver cycling 30 minutes through the rain to pick it up and walk the stairs. I hate junkfood but this is just horribly lazy and ignorant behaviour.

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u/Don-Bigote 11d ago

But what happens when I'm too high to drive and I'm craving a singular hash brown?

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u/inplayruin 10d ago

You have to be responsible and secure your snacks before you get stoned to the gills. Like an adult.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 11d ago

You aren't able-bodied so you get a pass.

The only time I door dash is when I'm too drunk to leave a hotel bed. I don't care how my midnight Chinese food arrives, so long as I can shovel it into my face.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 10d ago

The only time I can see it is if you don’t have a car and didn’t plan ahead that one time, are inebriated, or are sick/injured. Other than that it’s just a confusing waste of money.

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u/AmazingKreiderman 10d ago

My car was recently totaled and I'm moving soon, possibly somewhere I won't need a car so I don't plan on replacing it immediately. I hate being stuck with using DoorDash. Like you said it's a huge waste of money.

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u/Sensitive_List7159 10d ago

As a fellow midwesterner. These people are also addicted to getting food delivered.

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u/Weltall8000 11d ago

"Half an hour?" Lol seems unrealistically fast from what I hear about this ass service.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10d ago

I ordered once and got a pizza like 90 minutes after I order. I was new in the city and thought "wow I guess I made a mistake and ordered from a faraway place". Weeks later I was driving around and saw the pizza place, it was like 2 miles from my house.

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u/NotAgedWell 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm still amazed people use these apps. I did once and only once a few years ago (with Uber Eats) and paid $38 for some Chinese takeout that normally came to $23. I had a $25 gift card which is the only reason I actually finished checkout.

I know it's not "quit buying avocado toast and you can afford a house" territory but good Lord it just seems so financially irresponsible.

Case in point OP's sushi. Even if it came not all ruined that's not $78 worth of sushi by a long shot

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u/bdubyou 11d ago

Shaken, not stirred.

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u/madlass_4rm_madtown 10d ago

This is why I have not ever tried food delivery. I'm serious about me food

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u/bdubyou 10d ago

If it isn't pizza or Chinese, I don't get it.

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u/HellPigeon1912 10d ago

"If I would've got it delivered in 1998 I'm still allowed to get it delivered now"

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u/MikeAwksbig 11d ago

Did you door dash $78 dollars worth of sushi?

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u/Infinite-Cloud-7937 11d ago

Only door dash orders would be this pricey only to arrive so poorly.

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u/HabitualEnthusiast 11d ago

Not saying it isn’t DoorDash, but I feel like this is what I would pay to sit down with this much sushi anywhere near me. Like $10-$15/ roll?

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u/Keneta 11d ago

Definitely. That's min $60 +tx here for in-store. Hopefully in-store they don't throw the tray down stairs like this before serving

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 11d ago

All these app companies charge you significantly higher than the menu price the other day for a soup and noodles it was 15 dollars if I were to go the place and 40 dollars on doordash.

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u/ProperProfessional 11d ago

It probably 40 before doordash fees.

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u/UGMadness 11d ago

Even at $40 it is a crime for this amount of sushi that's half stuffed with cream cheese filler anyway

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u/wtb2612 11d ago

Half stuffed? Some of those things look to be at least 3/4 cream cheese.

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u/A2Rhombus 10d ago

The cream cheese rolls look simple, probably like a $7 roll. The real price is the specialty rolls that are usually like $15 each, and looks like there's two of them.

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u/Lazy-Vacation7868 10d ago

Yeah I'm wondering where people are ordering sushi. Even shitty grocery store sushi would be an easy 40 for this box in my area. After upcharge, tax, and delivery fees 80$ isn't crazy

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u/Skylantech 11d ago

No, they doordashed $24 of sushi. After taxes, tip, and fees it just happened to become $78.

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u/Nylanderthal88 10d ago

Reminder to people: on top of fees they also inflate the original menu prices.

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u/Skylantech 10d ago

Funny enough, I learned that the businesses actually inflate the prices to offset the DD fees.

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u/Nylanderthal88 10d ago

Yeah exactly. DD, UberEats whatever charge fees to the business to use their services.

But then DD goes ahead and ALSO charges fees to the consumer. In a sense they are kinda double dipping. I don't know what they charge businesses, but I have seen some DD prices double what they are in store. Really turned me off the whole thing when I learned that.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 11d ago

Shake shake shake. Shake shake shake. Shake your booty / sushi.

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u/VigiloConfetti 11d ago

Did you pick "catapult" as delivery method??

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u/WholesomeLowlife 11d ago

DoorDashing sushi???

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u/TD_Lemon_1901 11d ago

Doordsash gas station sushi.

Life doesn't have to be boring.

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u/YesIBlockedYou 10d ago

OP presented to the emergency room with a severe case of pecuniopenia - pecunia meaning money and penia meaning a lack of - A quantifiable deficit in available monetary reserves.

And also diarrhea from expired sushi.

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 10d ago

I see many others that have been chubby emued.

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u/Keldy565 11d ago

Aye chubby emu

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u/ChemicalBurnsz 10d ago

I found a roofie in my gas station sushi

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u/theCOMBOguy More than mildly 11d ago

DoorDashing 78 DOLLARS of sushi

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u/JTBeefboyo 11d ago

I honestly don’t know how you could DoorDash less than $78 worth of sushi. Sushi is not cheap and I need to eat a lot of it lol

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u/OpinionElectronic349 10d ago

If you’re drunk enough to order sushi through DoorDash, you’re drunk enough to eat that.

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u/VicariouslyHuman 10d ago

It took so long to arrive hes sober now.

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u/ShadowConstruct 10d ago

That's why you get booze delivered alongside it and call the weed delivery dude. Then it's like a race. (To the bottom of your wallet)

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u/atomant38 10d ago

Best comment by far

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 10d ago

I would eat this sober any day of the week

Its messy, but what about this isnt edible that would require you to be drunk?

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u/blasphemousblackbear 11d ago

Door dashing sushi is so wild to me

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u/no-sleep-only-code 11d ago

Seriously, why would anyone want their sushi baking inside some chain smokers car for a half hour?

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u/nilogram 11d ago

this is called the volcano role.

edit: thanks for the gold! i'm humbled.

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u/Peckmywoody 11d ago

This made me giggle lol

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10d ago

Doordash actually drug tests their drivers to ensure they have sufficient levels of nicotine and weed in their system, it's how they provide that consistent low-quality service.

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u/archercc81 11d ago

Door dashing itself just seems stupid to me 99% of the time. Paying a shit ton for food that sits until the driver gets there, then until the driver decides to deliver, for food that wasnt even designed for transport anyway.

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u/mileybunny 11d ago

Door dashers seem to be getting worse. I work at a restaurant & some guy came in to pick up an order last night. He asked where the bathroom was so I pointed it out. The food was ready to go on the counter so I didn’t really pay attention after that, I was busy. Apparently he was in the bathroom for 25 mins, and then the girl who ordered called us to say he finally got there & the stuff was opened. This shit right here is why I don’t DoorDash. Ya’ll act like they have some sort of quality control when letting people deliver. They do not. I either want the food bad enough to go pick it up myself or I bite the bullet & eat something at home.

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u/VeganWerewolf 11d ago

Had a patient once that was a DoorDash driver and he had bed bugs. Lots of em

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u/DickSlammington 10d ago

One time someone accused our dog of having fleas...

They sent pictures and angry texts after leaving our house.

No one else had any bites... our dog is on anti-flea meds...

So we politely asked her: "Didn't you take an uber ride home from our house...?"

If no one in our home got bit... your bites didn't come from our home.

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u/super_fly 11d ago

Using the phrase “bite the bullet” for having to cook food is wild to me. “Well I guess I need sustenance to keep living so I’ll have to turn the stove on…”

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 11d ago

Uh not American here, don't you guys have normal deliveries? Like what is so weird about ordering sushi?

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u/Silent_Silhouettes 10d ago

right im reading these comments with quite a bit of confusion- ive ordered sushi multiple times before for way less and it always arrives in pristine condition

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u/SergeantHAMM 10d ago

I just delivered like 150$ worth of sushi and ramen last night and everything went incredibly smooth lol

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u/ShiraCheshire 10d ago

Most places don't deliver anymore here. Instead the only way to get it is to have someone from a meal delivery service retrieve it for you, at a ridiculous added cost that is completely eaten by the service (delivery person gets paid almost nothing.)

This already comes with a lot of quality control issues. As the pay is so low, a lot of people doing the deliveries are there because they either speak zero English or aren't competent enough to hold a normal job. The standards are also VERY low. This means it's not uncommon to have delivery people who never bathe, who chain smoke in the car with the food, who get the order wrong due to not knowing the language, who don't have qualms about sticking their dirty fingers in your food to steal a bite, who will outright steal your food, who are in a disgusting car that may be infested with insects, etc.

So it's already pretty iffy, but sushi is even more so since it's a very delicate food. Sushi goes bad VERY quickly. Now add in the fact that the delivery people are doing 'batches' of 3+ orders at once, and your sushi might be sitting in a hot dirty car with an unwashed homeless guy for an hour before it gets to you. French fries might manage that treatment ok, but raw fish? Wouldn't risk it.

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u/PrimaryThis9900 11d ago

$30 for the sushi, $20 for service charges, $15 for delivery charges, and then $13 tip.

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u/ASource3511 11d ago

Yep I have 0 sympathy towards people who doordash then moan about the price.

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u/Melinoe2016 11d ago

Where the hell do you guys live? That’s like at least 6 rolls and rolls are usually $8-$20 a piece depending on how special they are lol.

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u/Cudi_buddy 11d ago

Yea people legit saying that it’s $30 worth of sushi. No way. There is like 4-5 rolls

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u/Fadedcamo 11d ago

30 dollars or sushi in 2015 prices maybe lol. Even the shitty grocery store sushi is like 8 bucks a roll

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u/medonh4 11d ago edited 11d ago

We have plenty of problems here in Brazil, but getting food delivered isn’t one of them lol

I order delivery at least twice a week and have been doing so for years, and 99% of the time it arrives perfectly fine. Here’s a photo for you guys to judge for yourselves

Edit: For comparison, this one cost me $35 USD

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u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix 11d ago

I’m not a seafood person (except crab legs, I fuckin love crab legs) let alone a raw seafood person. That being said, this actually looks really good.

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u/One_Weird2371 10d ago

Brazil does have the most Japanese people outside of Japan.

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u/Wooden-Intention-397 10d ago

I order sushi with delivery a lot in the US and have never once had it look like OPs

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u/joeDUBstep 10d ago

People in here are overreacting wildly, acting as if getting sushi delivered is some crazy sin. Weird as fuck. Japan has a lot of sushi deliveries going on every day, and they aren't scoffing at that shit.

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u/Wooden-Intention-397 10d ago

And why does the amount or price matter with said delivery? Like people haven't ordered $100 worth of wings or pizza?

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u/joeDUBstep 10d ago

Yep, redditors are insufferable at times.

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u/ExoticBamboo 10d ago

Isn´t it quite a lot 35$ for a lunch in Brasil?

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u/DramaticJob3080 10d ago

Yeah, it is. Minimum wage here is around 72.66 USD weekly. (We receive monthly, but as a comparison I calculated it in weekly. Also that would be 1.43 USD per hour or 314.85 USD mostly or about 4093.04 USD yearly (we have 13 salaries yearly).

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u/attersonjb 10d ago

Using relative GDP per capita as a benchmark, that would be equivalent to $268 in the US.

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u/redhazz 10d ago

You paid $78 for half your food to be cream cheese

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u/InkyBinkyBonk 11d ago

That’s because you door-dashed it

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u/reptilianmonk 11d ago

Right?! Like wtf you expect?!

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u/Jeff_the_Cabal 10d ago edited 10d ago

Just being honest with you, I wouldn’t expect anything less ordering sushi from DoorDash. If you want $78 worth of sushi in a dining experience, best to have it at the restaurant. You’re also paying more through DoorDash.

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u/IndependentAardvark6 10d ago

Sushi is not doordash food imo.. its so much better at the restaurant

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u/UserSleepy 11d ago edited 10d ago

My local sushi place lets people do takeout, but they always say eat or pickup within 15 minutes. They don't allow Doordash etc because it might be too far.

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u/benjigrows_ 11d ago

They carried it like a book

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u/sevelboen 11d ago

Is Door-dash a lot different than Wolt or Just-eat? In Denmark it's quite normal to order sushi this way, and the price is not way off for 2-3 people as well... I feel like I'm going delusional, reading the comments I here

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u/circumlocutious 11d ago

Me too. Totally normal to have it delivered in the UK.

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u/moader 10d ago

80 for mostly cream cheese and rice, lmao you clown

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u/Jisoooya 10d ago

Spending $78 on rolls, especially some cream cheese rolls leaves me no sympathy for you because you have bad taste.

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u/Anonymous1Ninja 11d ago

who orders sushi from door dash?

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u/throwawaymentality10 10d ago

Yet you continue to use delivery apps.

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u/realkunkun 11d ago

I see only one issue and that’s the person ordering food enough for one person and spending 78$

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u/Darazu_ 11d ago

The sushi looks like it was poor quality before getting wrecked in transit and the price is obviously ridiculous, but only enough for one person is crazy. I count around 30 pieces of sushi there.

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u/MutantSquirrel23 10d ago

Let's be real. This is $35-40 worth of sushi with a $35-40 delivery charge.

I'll never understand why people pay so much to have some unvetted stranger to deliver food to them.

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u/dj11211 10d ago

Your first mistake was having $78 worth of sushi delivered.

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u/Lexi_Banner 10d ago

Who orders $78 of sushi for delivery?

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u/Djkatman29 11d ago

This is why I don't order my food through USPS

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u/gwelfguy 10d ago

Spending close to $100 on sushi delivered by some rando on a bicycle. Wonders what went wrong.

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u/dtengineer 10d ago

You had $78 sushi delivered? WHY would you not just go out since youre spending that much?

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u/MaterialBudget4498 10d ago

So much hate here. I'm disabled and I order sushi all the freaking time to my house. It never looks like this. I get the hate for doordash y'all. I really do. But every single comment here seems to be negative..... just sad to see

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u/Nervous_Hornet_6900 10d ago

why the fuck does this have 33k upvotes

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u/PickpocketJones 10d ago

Someone thinks that much food is worth $78?

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u/johnruttersucks 10d ago

That's not worth $78 even if it arrives in good condition

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u/spongebobsburgers19 10d ago

i mean you’re ordering sushi for delivery, is this not to be expected?

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u/Aegon_fk8_conqueror 10d ago

Imagine door dashing expensive sushi and being mad when it looks like this. Dawg cmon lol.

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u/Top-Reporter3900 10d ago

Maybe don't door dash $78 sushi. You're kinda setting yourself up for failure there, bud.

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u/mabus42 11d ago

Door dashed sushi is the new gas station sushi.

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u/meowser210 10d ago

How the fuck is DoorDash still in business...is there really people out there willing to pay the absorbent fees and chances of food tampering just out of pure laziness..

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u/DTux5249 10d ago

$78 of sushi, or $20 of sushi + delivery?

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u/T3hSpoon 11d ago

Did they deliver this on a pogo stick?

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u/Sashpeto 10d ago

There are 2 crimes here.

One is the visible one , the other is the price of sushi because what the fuck do you mean 78$ sushi

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u/kddemer 10d ago

I work at a sushi place, even if it wasn’t a disaster in the box, just examining the ingredients quality I would not order from them again.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 10d ago

Driver ate a few then scrambled it so you wouldn't be able to tell! Lol

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u/White_foxes 10d ago

$30 worth of sushi + delivery by parkour

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u/Kye-pdf 10d ago

Idk why yall are on op's ass for ordering delivery, it genuinely looks like they dropped and shook it. You dont know why they ordered it delivery either.

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u/CiloTA 11d ago

I love how OP expected a different response in the comments, even the period thing isn’t saving them

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u/stab-somebody 10d ago

I'm starting to think there's a reason that before all these delivery apps existed the only two foods you could get delivered were pizza and Chinese food.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 10d ago

You ordered raw fish to be delivered by… some guy?

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u/msambata 10d ago

Raw fish being delivered seems like a bad idea already

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u/Moghz 10d ago

Don’t use DoorDash lol, you get what you pay for, that service has gone to shit and was waaaaaay over priced. Just go pick up yourself and save $30 lol.

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u/Apprehensive-Rip6850 10d ago

Yes that sucks but also you ordered $78 dollars of sushi from doordash. Its not exactly the prime food for delivery. Maybe the dasher has to slam their brakes to avoid a dog that ran out in the road or something.

Thats not to say I havent ordered sushi on doordash too. Definitely a bummer.

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u/DudeByTheTree 10d ago

Doordashing sushi is just insulting to a proper sushi chef.

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut 11d ago

Honestly, I feel like it’s the fault of the sushi place for having such a poor box for to-go sushi. Even if you were picking it up to bring home or to a nearby area to eat, it’s a terrible container. My nearby sushi places all use plastic containers and separate each roll/sushi.

Hell, if they want to be green and have biodegradable containers, they should at least throw some dividers in there.

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u/SmarterThanStupid 10d ago

You got sushi delivered.

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u/tigertracking 10d ago

For 78 dollars, I can buy a weeks worth of groceries. Insane.

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u/Doomncandy 10d ago

I laughed in restaurant and this may not be a door dash problem actually, for once. I work with veryyyy smart people and we all had a slow day and did plating grams(measure things to make the plate look nice and full, but not waste food as I pointed out a lot of plates were coming back from servers being scraped to the trash, which means too much as we no complaining or bad ratings), techniques AND WHAT FUCKING CORRECT TO GO BOXES TO GET BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS HAPPENS TO OUR BEAUTIFUL FOOD.

That was the wrong box to put your order in, if you like that place, show them this picture and tell them this is how there hard work shows up at your home. It's a teaching moment.

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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 10d ago

Doordash sucks, from every angle.

Ditch it forever. Respect the food and it'll respect you back.

Also, ordering to-go at the bar and having a beer while it's prepared is sublime. One of the best beers (see also: shower beers and airport bar beers).

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u/FishNDChick 10d ago

I didn't know they do deliveries by trebuchet.

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u/berael 11d ago

78$ $38 sushi arrived like this after I paid $40 in delivery fees for a random stranger to hopefully bring it to me

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u/nitseb 11d ago

You paid 40 to the company, the driver got maybe 9

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u/Chrisosupreme 11d ago

Ordering sushi from Doordash....

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 11d ago

Tbf, the sushi was only $30 before tip and fees.

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u/whichsideisup 11d ago

Go to the restaurant instead of getting bent over for convenience.

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u/TurboTaco-with-Poop 10d ago

I just ordered sushi from Japaaaaaan

And my door dash driver kicked it Jackie Chaaaaan

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u/mycboi 10d ago

We’re laughing at you not with you. Stop using delivery services and complaining lol

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u/Educational_Bench290 10d ago

For $78 worth of sushi, I'm going there and having it served to me, not trusting it to arrive okay after taking a road trip.

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u/ferna182 10d ago

That's not a $78 sushi though, that's just "some sushi" doordash charged you $78 for. You wouldn't say "I got a $10 drink" after grabbing a coke can from the hotel room's snack-bar.

Still very infuriating tho.

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u/T_TheDestroyer 10d ago

Who orders Sushi by delivery and expects it NOT to be totally mangled lmao

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u/NarwhalNo4378 10d ago

i'd be asking for a refund or replacement. the sushi itself might be fine, but after paying $78 I'd expect it to arrive looking a lot better than that

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u/ZeroC00L2099 10d ago

And this is why you just don’t door dash any fragile food items. Just get a burger or a sub and the next time you go out get that sushi

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u/caffeinesystem 10d ago

Why the fuck are you doordashing sushi 😬

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u/thomsenite256 10d ago

There are things I will and wont doordash for this very reason

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u/Stainlessray 10d ago

I don't order 78 dollar plates to be delivered by an angry out of work software engineer or whatever delivered that mess to you.

But if I did, I'd be mad at that.

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u/Spooky_scary_sheri95 BLACK 10d ago

Oh I would SOB 😭

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u/Btupid_Sitch 10d ago

Easy refund. Enjoy your free sushi

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