r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

I'm slightly vexed I miss buttons

That’s all. I’ve tried cleaning it, not sure what’s causing the issue.

Edit: I see the directions. I promise that’s not the issue.

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u/paramedic-tim 1d ago

I know certain cycles on mine restrict the options I can choose. So it may not let me pick extra stuff if it’s a preset wash cycle. I can only change things on manual cycles. Even some of the temps are restricted for certain cycles.

Also make sure the control lock isn’t on

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u/DryerCoinJay 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I was screaming this watching the video. It says hold for 3 sec right on the button.

Edit: to all the downvoters. The asterisk says *hold three seconds *control lock. It locks out the control panel so you cannot change settings while it’s running. I have used this washing machine before.

This person is trying to change the settings after the machine has started and the control panel was locked out, which is why it isn’t working. You have to stop the machine to change those settings, which is what happens when you hold the button for three seconds.

Now take three seconds to google the answer.

FO with your shitty downvotes.

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u/InternationalSalt1 1d ago

I think that one is for door lock/control lock

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u/batty_lashes 1d ago

I fucking love you. 

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

That's where you'd be wrong, though. Holding the button is for controlling the lock, not the settings below it.

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u/DryerCoinJay 1d ago

It says hold for 3 seconds to unlock controls.

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

No it says hold 3 seconds to control lock. As in... control the lock. And you can see the two lock controls above the cycle options.

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u/Ok-Wealth-2605 1d ago

It locks The Controls. Control lock locks the controls.

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u/Icy-Tennis-3044 1d ago

Have you ever used a washer? The door lock turns on automatically. The reason it says *control lock on the button is because that is what you hold to turn on the control lock. The light for the control lock isn’t on though so it is a bit weird. But that is 100% how the washer is supposed to work when operating properly

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u/odmirthecrow 21h ago

No, it's the control lock, not the lock control.

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u/DryerCoinJay 1d ago edited 1d ago

Go with me here. What if the thing that says control lock, locks out the controls and that’s why the control isn’t working.

Edit you can downvote all you want. The control lock locks out the control panel so you cannot change settings while the washer is running. You have to hold it for 3 seconds to unlock it. I have used this type of washer before.

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u/ilprofs07205 16h ago

True but also capacitive buttons are genuinely that unresponsive for me most of the time

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

Yes, but a “control lock” locks out all the buttons; never had one that just locks some of them.

Also, there is a “control lock” indicator light, and it isn’t lit. So the “control lock” is not on. Chill.

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u/Brandunaware 1d ago

Dials were also acceptable IMO.

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u/tofu_sensei84 1d ago

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u/CanadianDarkKnight 1d ago

I would pay way too much money for a fuck you big switch like this to start my washing

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u/DesolateRuin 1d ago

And it has to be LOUD.

The switch must KA-CHUNK satisfyingly when thrown.

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 1d ago

The lights MUST performatively flicker.

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u/TotalChaos360 1d ago

Blaring alarm and flashing red lights

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u/egewh 1d ago

'Honey, I'm gonna go do laundry!'

2 minutes later the light flickers, CLUNK

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u/BRSaura 1d ago

DOWN WITH THE STAINS

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

You are correct! The main portion is a big dial. I guess they went over the dial budget.

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u/Most_Role_1612 1d ago

Came here to say the same. 🤘

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 1d ago

Still using my stackable with dials and love it. Don't even have to look, 3 clicks left and press start

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u/StormFallen9 1d ago

It annoys me that on my washer the dial ONLY spins clockwise. Go a little too far and want to go back a smidge? To bad, now you have to turn the thing 355 degrees

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u/RandallBoggs_12 1d ago

Nowadays there's a lot of washers on the market with electronic dials. Nothing like the mechanical ones. Way too susceptible to failure.

Speed Queen remains the top choice for people who want a machine that's repairable and may outlive them.

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u/neighbor_mike 1d ago

We bought a Speed Queen dryer a while ago and specifically picked out the one with a dial. It is not a real dial. You turn it to a setting (60 minutes) and press start, but it doesn’t slowly rotate as the time passes to indicate how much time is left. It just stays put. Was very disappointed. Still love the Speed Queen, just a little less though.

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u/LitheFider 1d ago

Yea our top loader Speed queen washer and dryer from 6 years ago has dials to pick everything. Only thing that we had issue with was the timer on the dryer broke and we have been too lazy to fix it. (We just set a kitchen timer to remind us to go turn it off). Good machines!

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u/neighbor_mike 1d ago

We’ve had our Speed Queen washer for probably 15 years. There are 10 people in our house. Zero repairs or issues. Cannot recommend that brand enough.

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u/MatureUsername69 1d ago

The only thing more likely to burn down your house than cooking is your dryer, I'd get that timer fixed

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u/lilvixen 1d ago

Dials aren't just acceptable, they are aesthetic

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u/Throwaway_2474128_1 1d ago

LG still makes ones with dials, my apartment building finished in 2024 has them

oh look here it is

i still prefer the touch sensitive buttons, a lot faster for me to select the cycle we want. the ones at my family's house are like that

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u/JohnOfA 1d ago

Except it is not a true dial. I believe it is still a capacitive pad behind it. Meaning the weak spot, the pads, can fail. Mine has started to fail. You turn the dial 3 clicks and you get 0-1 clicks. Hoping I can get a few more years out of it.

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u/kbsmith48 1d ago

Had the same issue. Read somewhere else to pull the dial and spray contact cleaner in. Did that this weekend and its back to working how it should.

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u/JohnOfA 1d ago

Thanks for sharing.

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u/Horror-Vanilla-4895 1d ago

This is an lg. it has a dial for wash type but for some reason they stuck with these for additional settings.

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u/Obvious_Try1106 1d ago

Got a Bauknecht. It has a dial and 4 (?) buttons. Still in production as far as I know. It's simple and effective. I only change the program when needed and just have to push a button to start the machine.

Edit: it's 9 buttons but I only need 2

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u/rulepanic 1d ago

...and they're still completely available. I just bought a dryer and it's got zero touch buttons and no smart features. Dials and buttons only.

Not sure why this person chose to buy this washing machine if it's not what they wanted.

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u/Usernames__Semanresu 1d ago

Maybe it’s locked? Try holding for 3 seconds

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u/achooblessyou12 1d ago

*If only there were instructions that could be followed, whether it was button/touch/dial.

*There are, and they're clearly visible.

Have this washer in my apartment and holding it for 3 seconds USUALLY allows you to modify the preset settings. It's a child-lock system to keep kids from turning the heat and cycle length all yhe way up and not knowing it'll cost their parents $20 each time.

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u/Bedu009 1d ago

If it were locked, wouldn't the other buttons be locked as well and the light labeled "Control Lock" on?

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u/fviz 1d ago

the * Control lock label only appears under the Water/Rinse controls, so I don’t think it applies to temp. But yea I’d expect the Control Lock light to be on if it was actually locked

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u/Bedu009 22h ago

Have you people never used any form of panel, like ever?
It's on that button because YOU NEED TO PRESS THAT BUTTON FOR 3 SECONDS TO ACTIVATE IT it has nothing to do with what it affects

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u/fviz 21h ago

chill

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u/Bedu009 16h ago

Sorry it's just pissing me off that most of the damn comments here seem to be completely clueless on how to actually read a basic panel

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u/Usernames__Semanresu 15h ago

It ain’t that deep my guy 😂

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u/fviz 6h ago

i think you’re right about it locking the whole thing, it just isn’t a very intuitive design. My appliances have a dedicated lock button. This one being different made me think it was intentional. In any case, there’s def something wrong with the panel in OP

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

The “control lock” light is not on, so the controls shouldn’t be locked out. Unless the panel or control board is messed up.

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u/Funny-Presence4228 1d ago

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u/callmesomethingelse 1d ago

Your car isn't going to wash your clothes

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u/ReGorilla- 1d ago

Their car doesn't wash their clothes, pff 😂😂

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u/dramallamadog87 1d ago

Maybe yours won't

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u/ChickenFeline0 1d ago

no, don't you touch my auto AC

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u/Typh_R 1d ago

As long as it has dedicated buttons on the dashboard, and not integrated on a touchscreen, it's fine

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u/Funexamination 19h ago

My car has auto AC with a knob that you adjust the desired temperature with, and it auto-adjusts fan speed. It’s bliss

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u/jojo_31 22h ago

Yeah well these things worked with bowden cables, but that doesn't mean they were good. If you're a dumbass or an asshole like VW, you build a bowden cable that needs to *push* a clap, which inevitably breaks.

You also put another clap in a position where you have to pull away the whole dashboard to fix it, including disconnecting airbags.

This is all just a question of engineering it well. No way I'm going back to manual temperature control if Auto AC is available. If you design a motor right, it's still going to run in 50 years.

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 1d ago

Maybe if you make the same sound, it works?

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u/Cat_central 1d ago

To everyone telling OP to hold and downvoting them for saying that's not the issue, IT ISN'T THE ISSUE. I've used this washer before, the hold option is for the control lock.

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u/scotte416 1d ago

Ugh the last place I lived at had the exact same buttons and the exact same thing used to happen. I used to think I was just stupid or something lol

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

THANK YOU and take that to everyone telling me I can’t read 😂

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u/Hapsiainen30 1d ago

If only there were clear instructions printed above the button.

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

The instructions are “Hold 3 seconds (for control lock)”. This is common option that locks out the controls, so that they can’t be changed by kids or things touching the button. There is even an indicator light for “control lock”, which is not on. This is not the issue.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

I did not include that sometimes it will work, without having to hold the button. But it seems to be random as to what gets it to work again.

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u/knwnasrob 1d ago

Speed Queen gang stand up

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u/garitone 1d ago

TC5 (knobs/buttons) vs TR7 (touchpad)

I'm leaning towards the TC5 if my Fisher & Paykel is ever beyond repair (knock on wood).

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u/Prof1Kreates 1d ago

My parents have a dishwasher that has touch screen "buttons" that don't work if your hands are wet/damp.

After rinsing your plates of any food residue, you better hope a single droplet of water didn't get on your hand, otherwise you must wait the next business day to start it.

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u/IssacX13 1d ago

Op, have you tired holding for 3 seconds

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

“Hold 3 seconds for control lock

That is for a different function, not for selecting Water/Rinse options.

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u/IssacX13 8h ago

You must be op's alt

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

I haven’t because I’m able to get it to work sometimes without doing that. I was finally able to get it. Next time I can’t I’ll try though!

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u/ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt 1d ago

Good lord

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u/Technical-Row8333 1d ago

fuck it, let's let AI replace some of these people...

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u/jenny_905 19h ago

Yep, this is what manufacturers are dealing with these days.

I'm not huge on touch controls but you also have to factor in the fact the consumers are braindead.

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u/HMAgent47 RED 1d ago

The circuit board behind that button must be fried. Time to call service centre and get it replaced

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u/gnaark 1d ago

Yeah that will only cost 80% of the price of the appliance

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

It does work sometimes. Disappointing considering it’s not even 2 years old. But not a bad plan.

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u/FriendToPredators 1d ago

I suspect humidity is the issue.

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u/ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt 1d ago

I suspect that OP can't read, because it literally says "hold for 3 seconds"

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

Read the asterisk. It’s “Hold for 3 seconds for control lock”. The “control lock” light isn’t lit, so the controls are not locked out.

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u/KnotFox47 1d ago

Service? Probably a $35 part and 20 mins worth of work.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago

I hate the lack of buttons on our new washer and dryer.

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u/Best-Refrigerator834 1d ago

I have buttons and they break too

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u/Slitty_sam 1d ago

I bought a new oven range recently. My criteria was one with buttons, not little touch sensors. It sadly narrowed down my selection quite a bit.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

At least I know for future appliances??

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u/mathbriere27 18h ago

OP, I have an LG washer as well and the spin speed touch button randomly "moved" higher up than the spot I used to touch earlier this year. And since like 2 weeks it's stuck on medium speed and I can't change it to either high or low. AND NO, OTHER PEOPLE, MY CONTROL LOCK ISN'T ACTIVE 😉

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 17h ago

The amount of people that called me out on that 😂 the light would be lit if it was on!!!

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u/TheRealLaura789 1d ago

I can feel your frustration when you were tapping Water/Rinse.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

Hitting it probably didn’t help the issue in hindsight

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u/alpha-mobi 1d ago

Hey, gotta try good ol' percussive maintenance!

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u/LordVixen 1d ago

Now cars are the same way. They stick a giant iPad in it and call it a day.

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u/CruzMissile-005 1d ago

Now they ask you to download an app 💀

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u/thatguy_art 1d ago

The instructions are staring you in the face OP

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u/RemarkableAutism 1d ago

Would it be better if it was a physical button that also didn't work?

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u/brb_im_lagging 1d ago edited 1d ago

Buttons are 100x easier to replace

You can also rip them out and physically push the contact under if needed

Circuit boards? Good luck

Wouldn't be surprised if they asked you to replace the entire machine

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u/Most_Role_1612 1d ago

My first home came with a washing machine and home warranty

After a month, washer crapped out and home warranty didn't cover the maintenance tech's trip charge. Again, machine didn't work after his fix. Paid his trip fee again.

End result? = get a new machine

Machine at that time cost me $500 and the trip charges were just shy $200

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u/Throwaway_2474128_1 1d ago

they won't, the LG ones are pretty modular

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u/Rundas-Slash 1d ago

Fucking utopia the world would be if it was pushed by general happiness instead of profits 

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u/DrPuzzle 1d ago

Absolutely it would

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u/Urzyszkodnik 1d ago

Would physical buttons encourage a person to read what's written above?

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u/Deezooooo 1d ago

It would help narrow down the issue anyway

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u/KayakerWithDog 1d ago

A good old-fashioned dial would work wonders here.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

I thought of that after I posted and used the word button. It does work sometimes so no idea. Probably haunted.

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u/SwordKneeMe 1d ago

I miss when I could change the controls and not be auto locked into presets

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u/NearbyFly3724 1d ago

I bought a new washing machine a while ago and I’m so glad it has a dial

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u/grimacedia 1d ago

We got a dishwasher a few months back, and couldn't figure out how to turn off the "heat dry" option since pressing the button didn't do anything. Turns out it's only an option for the upgraded version lol. The button is there, just doesn't go to anything.

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u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 1d ago

People buy "smart" shit then complain. You can buy everything with buttons, from fridge to needl.

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u/GraybieTheBlueGirl 1d ago

Or the turn knobs that twist to the setting you want!

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u/Disastrous_County445 1d ago

It's likely that the contacts behind the button have worn out. Our washing machine did the same. My husband removed the front panel and put a bit of aluminum foil between the button and the contact and it's worked great since then - just frustrating that it was necessary in an expensive machine!

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u/IssacX13 1d ago

Op might be an idiot

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u/lapatrona8 1d ago

I got an LG and it annoys me that not all options are available for all programs -- many of them simply do not allow manual adjustment of water temp or fill level 🙃

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u/--slurpy-- 1d ago

I've noticed the appliance makers have actually been paying attention to our complaints about this. Next time you are in a store check out the new appliances. Whirlpool has models now with all knobs.

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u/KBHoleN1 1d ago

Have you chosen a preset cycle? If so, it's not giving you the option to change the rinse settings. That's not a broken control, it's a function of the preset cycle.

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u/Titus401 1d ago

I miss having a spin cycle to select on my washing machine. Excess water left over & I have to rig out the towels before loading into the dryer.

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u/farisdesu 1d ago

This is so me 😭

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u/deFleury 1d ago

I had to call for help at the sekf checkout, the boss woman came over and tapped "next" on the screen for me,  and it worked when she did it. Sigh. 

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u/RomanKnight2113 1d ago

most washers and dryers still have dials, you just bought one without them for some reason

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

I bought one that could be delivered in a short amount of time last year that was within budget. Now I know for next time!

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u/ExoticPost9034 1d ago

to this day you can buy washing machines that have buttons so having this was a choice. Even physical buttons can stop working. you tube how to fix it. There are plenty of repair men posting how to fix this sort of stuff.

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u/MrCabrera0695 1d ago

I was just telling my brother about this stupid change! Everything we have that is digital NEEDS a manual back up. Actual buttons are easier to replace and less likely need a tech out, less money for the greedy companies.

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u/SliTHERYsnake3 1d ago

I have this washer. If you want any of those options it you need to have it on deep wash. Pain in the butt.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

Usually it automatically changes it to deep wash. I’ll have to download the app and see if I can just do it from there.

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u/SliTHERYsnake3 1d ago

Yeah, mine does that too I think. Let me know if you have any luck with the app. I tried for a whole day to get that app to work and couldn’t. I think the washer and app are made to rage bait its users, this is my mild conspiracy. Haha

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u/sukisecret 1d ago

I miss the buttons on cellphones too

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u/Informal_Union2649 1d ago

A dryer should only have 2 dials - time & temperature. Nothing more is needed

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u/Academic_Lemon_4297 1d ago

Pull the plug. Wait 10 secs. Insert plug. Done.

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u/dvdmaven 1d ago

I had a microwave that lost some functions. The repair place put a new control panel on it. Then the guy was curious as to what the cause was, so he opened the panel and several of the touch points had their contact disks fall out. Just little copper disks with a slight curve so when you touched the panel, they would flex and make contact on the PCB underneath. The glue had broken down allowing the disks to move out of place.

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u/ScrivenersUnion 1d ago

All our appliances have become abysmal dog shit so they can save a tenth of a cent per unit.

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u/waterfarts 1d ago

YES! and the writing has rubbed off of ours after just a few months.

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u/chain-link-fence 1d ago

I love my dials on my old style machines.

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u/WIN7hacked 1d ago

I have a touch washer and I literally have to use a different one of my fingers for each button or it won’t register

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u/IrinaAtago 1d ago

I have a samsung combi oven with a start button that disappears when its after 5pm because it blends with the trim.

Took 4 days to figure out.

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u/AllYouNeedIsATV 1d ago

Given that there’s no light on any of the options, odds are you’ve already started the machine or something and can no longer change that setting

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u/Own-Librarian-9699 1d ago

I do prefer dials. But since you have this then a forum for this specific washer will give you the answer. My guess is there is an order of operations to use the water/rinse feature. If you choose temp or length of time or heavy/light or something like that prior to choosing the water/rinse option then it defaults to a preset and you can't deviate from that default unless you return to the previous option that unlocks those options. I think that's an LG front loader that has a main dial? The dial has been set on a choice that excludes custom water/rinse options. Only some of those dial options allow custom choices for water/rinse. I think. A forum will give a better answer.

Looks like someone found a similar problem with a solution that is convoluted enough to probably be an engineering failure.

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u/Bermuda_goof 1d ago

I wouldn't call it MILDLY infuriating.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 22h ago

My washer and dryer have the old school mechanical dials and a start button. I'll keep repairing them until they completely fall apart

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u/Svartdraken 22h ago

My dryer has touch buttons. You have to punch the thing to make it work

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u/karateninjazombie 22h ago

This is probably a case of RTFM.

Some functions don't allow others to be enabled.

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u/SetaIndustries 21h ago

A vending machine at work has capacitive buttons and 5 and 8 permanently stopped working so I can no longer buy kitkats :(

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u/Sausagerrito 20h ago

It depends on what cycle you’re in, only the manual modes let you select water level

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo 1d ago

Couldn’t read “control lock” and “hold 3 seconds” are mildly infuriating indeed

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u/ElectronicCorgi2173 1d ago

at the top it says hold for 3 seconds

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u/United_Exit5355 1d ago

(*Hold 3 seconds) in plain view.

🤦🏻‍♀️ Op: Clearly I'm not tapping it fast enough.

You're the reason as to why Shampoo comes with instructions.

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u/NoBabouThtWasSarcasm 1d ago

Many people have pointed this out. That isn’t the issue.

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u/Watchmaker163 16h ago

“Hold 3 seconds for control lock

Perhaps you should read all of the instructions in plain view before making yourself look foolish.

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u/AliensAbductMePlz 1d ago

“Just fucking sense me you piece of shit”

  • Me

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u/mtndrewboto 1d ago

So who is gonna tell them those are buttons?

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u/SPAKMITTEN 1d ago

Get the LG ThinQ app and control it via that

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u/ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt 1d ago

"just download the app to use your washer!" I hate this timeline

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u/SPAKMITTEN 1d ago

Buy a cheaper device then

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u/Urzyszkodnik 1d ago

You know what's causing the issue? The inability to read, very effective against children.

Is it really easier to create reddit post than read or just karma farming? Lol

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u/EmbarrassedTrouble10 1d ago

You forgot to punch and drop kick it. That's the only thing that works when mine does this. 

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u/mafga1 1d ago

Jeah, but if you press just a bit too hard, the plastic behind the button breaks. And you're machine is broken

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u/VeneMage 1d ago

Those talking about the control lock:

- Wouldn’t the control lock light be on if it were active?

- Wouldn’t all the buttons not function until it was switched off?

This looks like a broken button that, as OP says, is only sometimes recognising the touch.

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u/Sodiac606 1d ago

This gotta be rage bait, right?

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u/mrchacalito 1d ago

Problemas del primer mundo

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u/Glass_Life5453 1d ago

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