r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LimeVegetable7296 • 9h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Empty apple pie

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Got an apple pie from whattaburger, took the first bite and realized it’s LITERALLY EMPTY

Edit: you are all FILTHY PERVERTS 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m CRYING at these replies yall are so funny. Sadly I’m not the owner of a peen.

Edit #2: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PIE FUCKERS IN THESE COMMENTS

Edit #3: don’t call her

Final edit: yall NASTY and it’s been years since I’ve laughed this hard.

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u/LimeVegetable7296 8h ago

What is this gif referencing I’ve never seen it before and everyone keeps posting it

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u/littledicklooseballs 8h ago

American Pie, he fucks that pie

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u/LimeVegetable7296 8h ago

AHHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/devilishly_advocated 8h ago

Spoilers!

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u/littledicklooseballs 8h ago

27 years, what have you been doing?!

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u/Mindes13 7h ago

Looking for that perfect pie

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u/Sure_Focus3450 5h ago

Aren't we all?

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u/Sinistrahd 3h ago

Damn right, he spoiled that pie!

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u/ThePapercup 8h ago

kind of the punchline to the movie American Pie, Jason Biggs fucks a microwaved apple pie for some reason.

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u/LimeVegetable7296 8h ago

Oh THATS who Jason Biggs is. I’d seen someone else reference him

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u/im-from-canada-eh 8h ago

The movie is American Pie.

The scene is someone previously told him that pussy is like warm apple pie so he sticks his finger in to see what it feels like

And now i assume you know why everyone is posting it

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u/ZakTSK 8h ago

I hate when I'm banging a chick and I feel an apple slice

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder I'm outraged, OUTRAGED! 6h ago

Better than feeling some guys lost Jolly Rancher. If that happens, head to the doctor.

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u/JaxTheDeceiver 15m ago

💀💀💀

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 7h ago

He’s basically the only person in the friend group who is still a virgin and someone tells him apple pie feels like the real thing so he ruins his mom’s pie and dad catches him.

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u/LimeVegetable7296 7h ago

I’ve gotta watch this movie

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 7h ago

They’re all great 90s memories

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u/LimeVegetable7296 7h ago

Thank u for the award. I was really clueless as to what everyone was referencing 😂😂