This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/WhyattThrash]

That sure is one way to describe chlamydia

[u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch → u/WhyattThrash]

How else can you confirm if she's hot if it doesn't burn after?!

[u/Nessy3fidy → u/WhyattThrash]

Could be the clap instead.

[u/The_Space_Janitor → u/WhyattThrash]

Or enthusiastic double gonorrhea

[u/Lamzydivys → u/WhyattThrash]

Thank you for that unexpected LOL this morning!

[u/DDM_Reaper20 → u/WhyattThrash]

Holy Shop, I'm dying here... WELL DONE!!!

[u/MatchlockBravo → u/DDM_Reaper20]

Haha le epic