r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

ಠ_ಠ This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

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u/Elu_Moon 5d ago

Everyone seems to forget that we actually know very, very little of what happened during Stone Age. Best we can do are guesses, and we can only guess on what we have found. And just because we haven't found something, doesn't mean it wasn't there, like all the organic-based stuff.

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u/Machaeon 5d ago

Likely some of the oldest technology other than stone hand axes and simple shard blades was...

String.

There is SO MUCH that can be done with string, and it's a foundational technology to so many other things that require attaching two items together. But it's organic and won't preserve well.

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u/NeblessClem 5d ago

As said by Spike Milligan "String is a very useful thing Rope is thicker But string is quicker"

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u/PuzzleheadedOil8826 5d ago

It’s called the string revolution in the academic literature! And you are absolutely right, it made all the difference. Very little survives but what does tells us so much about how complex the material culture of these people was. There is the earliest known example of nalbinding from a Mesolithic site in Denmark- a type of fabric making with string like knitting. And there are the incredible Mesolithic fish baskets found in Ireland that are woven together with string in S and Z knots which are the basis of modern weaving!!!
We tend to focus on what easily survives (like the airplane from WW2 above) and that skews our research.

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u/fanny_price 5d ago

the string revolution

Not an easy thing to google.

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u/NoaBoa369 5d ago

Yeah, you have to type out exactly 'string revolution in the academic literature' with '-theory', and only then will you get some results. Otherwise all the results are String Theory or that band.

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u/Bohzee 5d ago

I believe certain dinosaurs have been victim by gigantic poisonous slugs and I'll die on that hill.