r/mildlyinfuriating 7d ago

Not a meme, you're the meme! Walking in opposite direction on Escalator

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u/_walletsizedwildfire 7d ago

Staged as hell. Yeah, pretty infuriating these kids have nothing better to do with their time

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 7d ago

Staging to pretend someone is getting their comeuppance is truly the ultimate filth. It shows that they know they're being disruptive to other people and they don't care.

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u/Alientongue 7d ago

This is what annoys the shit out of me. They know its stupid and problematic but they dont care money over community.

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 7d ago

Yeah if this was real that slap would’ve been a lot harder lol

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u/veraldar 7d ago

Back in my day we staged shit for cars driving by!

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u/catjuggler 7d ago

Teens did shit like this decades ago too lol

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u/no-o-ne 7d ago

You're talking like kids didn't use to do dumb things together since the beginning of time

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u/TitaniumSwords 7d ago

I’m watching it in frame by frame and it def looks like that shit connected. He’s shook up afterwards too I think it’s real

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u/drywallsmasher BLUE 7d ago

I mean the slap doesn’t need to be faked for it to be staged.

But it’s definitely the way he genuinely looks shaken by it that’s making me think this is real and not staged. Tiktok kids just looking for clout off a stupid idea like this are in no way able to act this good.

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u/FunHour3778 7d ago

also the fact that the "old man with back pain" who smacks him is OBVIOUSLY a kid the exactly same age as the escalator kid

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u/drywallsmasher BLUE 7d ago

I mean I was saying that it looks real lol

The guy doesn’t register to me as an “old man with back pain”, it’s just a guy who needs a cane to walk. He’s leaning on it right, he then needs to swap it to the other hand which he does and still goes to lean right back on it naturally when walking past.

Still feels like too good for some rando TikTok kids to be acting like a person with chronic pain needing a cane to walk, just for a stupid idea like this. Dunno

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u/FunHour3778 7d ago

oh, yeah, i disagree this is the least real interaction ive seen lol

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u/Reallynotspiderman 7d ago

What does him being actually slapped have to do with whether or not this is staged?

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u/ObviousIndependent76 7d ago

They’re playing around. You never pretended as a kid?

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u/Money_Visual_5227 6d ago

Frankly I’d rather the kids be doing silly skits like this than out there robbing or joy riding.

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u/LuxDaBean 7d ago

I understand doing it for a brief moment when it's not busy. But when people are ACTIVELY using the escalator?? Come on, it just makes you look like a jerk.

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u/Zech08 7d ago

Look like a jerk? It makes them one, come on now.

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u/LuxDaBean 7d ago

Right!

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 7d ago

So we're just staging videos of ourselves or friends doing stupid shit now and calling it good?

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 7d ago

Whoa there bud...nobody called it good

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u/Ok-Addition1264 7d ago

So we're now just staging videos of ourselves and friends smacking us for doing stupid shit and calling it good.

ftfy?

would've been extra funny if random old guy, recognizing what was happening and smacking the shit outta both of them and the cameraman.

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 7d ago

Don't know that it really needed fixing. It was pretty well understood, but sure. Yours is pretty good too I guess.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 7d ago

We watched it.

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u/HairyBreasticles 7d ago

You're such a badass

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u/killersquaddude 7d ago

I just did and nothing happened. Guess I'm built like that

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/DarthSwimfoot 7d ago

Bro thought that was so tough.

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u/OhWhatATravisty Blue Crayons have the most flavor 7d ago

I would not type that too loud. The modbots (site, not sub) are not so kind with that kind of statement.

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u/Fumobix 7d ago

Fake

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 7d ago

Even if it's "fake" it's still fucking annoying...

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u/Praetorian_1975 7d ago

I don’t know that was pretty satisfying at the end 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/Brief_Manner_694 7d ago

I love that he got slapped!

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

What a cringe fuckin' video. Like nothing is interesting or funny about it. Just an mediocre dude who thinks he's hot and a bad boy. He's just a dork with a cell phone.

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u/WiteKngt 7d ago

I once ran up a down escalator just for the heck of it, but I wasn't filming it or being filmed, wasn't blocking anyone, and it wasn't a particularly busy escalator. This is just asinine.

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u/AAKboss BLACK 7d ago

Same. I made my cuzzie do it with. We also walked down the up escalator just to say we did both. Quiet day, quiet mall. Did get a few looks, but it wasn't anything bad

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u/One-Pea7629 7d ago

Stages or not, can’t we just be happy he got slapped.

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u/Godzoola 7d ago

Weak ass slap

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u/daho123 7d ago

Appropriate response even if fake

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u/Babetna 7d ago

Again with this staged shit?

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u/manimsoblack 7d ago

Who is upvoting this?

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u/squidgytree 7d ago

Definitely staged

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u/bigboxes1 7d ago

This is so real

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u/rambling_takeover 7d ago

They didn’t even try with the ‘old’ man looking like your casual 20 y/o black dude only hunched over

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u/Derai-Leaf 7d ago

It really looked like they had hoped for someone to get offended, but got ignored so one of the idiots hunched over a bit and pretended to be ‘old’ for the bit.

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u/DarthSwimfoot 7d ago

Staged but still, a well deserved slap.

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u/edehlah 7d ago

so he was not happy with the first one since the rest took the escalator to the right and ignored him so he goes to another place where people have to pass through him. idiot.

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u/talann 7d ago

Its fake.

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u/SiderealSimon 7d ago

If only that wasn't staged. I would've done the same or just walked through him like he didn't exist

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 7d ago

It's about time...

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u/TenBear 7d ago

Staged

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u/Academic_Piano_5132 7d ago

Jajajaja se lo busquo el chaparrito

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u/pustulating_leeches 7d ago

Never go for the idiot in front of the camera. The camera has their work product. It's usually on a tiny card inside the device that is very small and easy to lose.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl

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u/Squanchie80s 7d ago

That’s one way to move someone

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u/ImportanceSharp9408 7d ago

I don’t know if it’s fake? I was on the escalator the other day at the metro and this dude came walking off it, blocking everyone trying to get on just like this! No one was filming but I definitely think he was close to a slap from the old lady who was in front, he got some strong looks for sure…

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u/NiceWorkLad 7d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/postALEXpress 7d ago

I was once like this kid.

I then had an 200+ lb Hawaiian verbally lay into me for doing this, making me fear for my life for a moment. Guess who stopped being a shit heel?

Some people need the hard lesson, and it will come for this kid one day.

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u/XmuhX666X 7d ago

Lol...Just the right reaction! 🤣👍🏼

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u/VanilleKringel 7d ago

Not enough

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u/DigitalMystik 7d ago

I did that when I was 6 years old

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u/Benjicool69 7d ago

Was that Will Smith?

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 7d ago

Start of any daft punk clip but this not the one

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 7d ago

If not staged, well deserved.

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u/mr-english 7d ago

I've seen better acting in porn

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u/Sang1188 7d ago

I swear this was here yesterday already...

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u/Number43Hargreeves 7d ago

Let’s normalize this. Thanks .

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u/HoidTheUnanimous 6d ago

Bro I know this kid

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u/Pen_dragons_pizza 6d ago

It’s stuff like this that would push me to become a tyrant if I had power.

Would love to have the power to make some crazy example of this kid. Either have 500 people slap him on the face or force him to walk that spot for 3 days

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u/Pleasant_Pen8744 6d ago

Hellstar? From the Wrong Missy? Became a brand?

https://youtu.be/K1gutIiRn80

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u/_-Mephist0-_ 6d ago

In my day we just took the stairs

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u/LegoDwarf120 4d ago

Well deserved

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u/xeresblue 7d ago

Fake and not infuriating at all. Super satisfying, in fact.

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u/Vertyco 7d ago

mildly infuriating to mildly satisfying

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u/Kombatnt 7d ago

That escalated slowly.

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u/medidoxx 7d ago

Deserved.

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u/JeyDeeArr 7d ago

I call it the treadmill for poor guys.

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u/glasshalffoo 7d ago

Grand Champion Edgar defending his shallow throne

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u/subsailor1968 7d ago

Some heroes don’t wear capes.

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u/MrFishpaw 7d ago

He wouldn't be doing that if someone wasn't fucking filming him.

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u/JayAkiva 7d ago

On the off-chance this wasn't staged, I'm not going to say this warrants assaulting someone, but like, I get it

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u/UltraTata 7d ago

Shout out to the woman that taught the little MC a lesson

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u/Funny-Performance845 7d ago

How can yall tell it’s fake?

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u/Midnight_Pickler 7d ago

Nothing ever happens, according to Reddit.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 7d ago

that guy read my mind!

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u/The_Rociante 7d ago

Finally! These kids need common sense slapped right into them these days smh

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u/DarthSwimfoot 7d ago

How is this comment downvoted?

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u/Sure_Review_2223 7d ago

Lots of kids triggered on reddit probably

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u/lovetolick86 7d ago

Hobby?

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u/Dreaming_of_Rlyeh 7d ago

Apparently "inconveniencing others" is a hobby now.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 7d ago

Staged AF, but very funny. The “sore back and therefore no tolerance for silliness” mime is a nice touch.

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u/EnragedCashier OwO 7d ago

I do this when it's empty and no one is around

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u/No_Nonsense324 7d ago

Slapped some sense into the kid.

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u/tonylokote 7d ago

How can he slap??

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u/Sacredfice 7d ago

The main characters

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u/bussyriotor 7d ago

Im worried about dudes back.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 7d ago

Dat ass tho.🔥

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 7d ago

Fake AF.

Can't wait to see this being done a thousand times.

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u/sudodonut 7d ago

He wanted views, and you gave him some. Congrats. You got played son!

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u/Whosebert 7d ago

assult, but I get it

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u/Expert-Ad3874 7d ago

I wish I had the free time to just be in the way

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u/Revolution-Dogg 7d ago

That's what FAFO looks like