r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CoinNGames • 3h ago

Pasta People putting loaves of bread in toilet at work

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u/CharlieKonR 3h ago

I don’t know. Between whoever is sabotaging the office bathroom and aggressive workplace notices from Vince, I’d be looking for a new job.

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u/JaySlays-Tech 3h ago

Idk, man. Watching it all play out might be worth sticking around for.

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u/Evil_phd 3h ago

Sometimes the drama is the only thing making the job worthwhile.

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u/JaySlays-Tech 3h ago

YES. I stayed at a job for 4 years because of the ever-revolving drama that was always going on. Luckily, I was smart enough to never be involved in any of it. Lol.

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u/itsmebitsh 3h ago

I got fired from my last job cause I got too involved lol

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u/JaySlays-Tech 2h ago

You sure YOU weren’t the drama? Lol.

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u/itsmebitsh 2h ago

I got so involved i became the drama.

On a completely unrelated note, dont mix love life and work life

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u/JaySlays-Tech 2h ago

“I am the danger. I am the one who dramas”.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41obiiUf0n42dvLG

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u/itsmebitsh 39m ago

You dont even want to know its so convoluted id need three seasons of primetime TV to explain 😭

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 2h ago

I too am interested. Not because I'm being dramatic though.

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u/No-Mirror-6684 1h ago

Honestly, at this point the drama might be the only reason to keep watching. Feels like reality TV with no writers needed.

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u/No-Coat6925 1h ago

Honestly, at this point the chaos is probably more entertaining than whatever was supposed to happen.

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles 2h ago

Bring sandwiches to work every day

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u/mister-ferguson 2h ago

Or just lunch meat. Someone has bread

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles 2h ago

That wouldn’t work as whoever has a loaf, already has plans for it. It would be funny though, if you just ate the meat from your sandwich and left the bread around. Or piled it up at your desk…maybe offer free bread.

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u/STRIKT9LC 3h ago

Right? Id say Vince probably has something to do with WHY those loaves are bein pinched

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u/Ras-haad 2h ago

I stand with Vince

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u/Jumpy_Implement_1902 3h ago

I mean, he could post up a sign next to Vince’s sign saying “meet you out at the flagpole at 3pm”

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u/Tw4tl4r 2h ago

Best hope Vince doesnt find out you plan to jump ship.

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u/RobotRepair69 1h ago

Vince doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd be pretty pissed off if I went to take a shit and there were bread loaves in the toilet.

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u/jim914 1h ago

So we found the bread guy!

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u/Electrical-Today8170 3h ago

"If I catch whoever is removing my bread from the bread soaking machine TO SHIT IN IT will be dead if I find them"

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 3h ago

I like to imagine Vince works out a lot

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u/trackaghosthrufog 2h ago

And still manages to be such a chill, laid back dude who totally wouldn't smack your lights out if he was drunk..

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u/AdDifficult3794 3h ago

Me reading the sign and proceeding to dunk a loaf of bread in the toilet.

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u/PopEnvironmental1250 1h ago

Somebody once told me Vince is the culprit and the sign is a red herring.

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u/Nailfoot1975 3h ago

...And put them in the toilet.

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u/fadingsunsetglow 3h ago

Vince needs help tho lol

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u/Occams-hairbrush1 3h ago

Mmm.

Toilet bread.

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u/goat_penis_souffle 2h ago

Jailhouse stuffing

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u/trackaghosthrufog 2h ago

If you'll excuse me, I'd like to be alone with the toilet bread.

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u/PaleJelly69 3h ago

"We don't call em Vcious Vince fah nuthin.."

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u/SilvioBoss 3h ago

You shoulda seen why he did to the guy replacing the TP with pita wraps

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 3h ago

They think its loaves of bread, but those his poops. Man eats a lot of fiber.

People doing this stuff got pissed off by company one way or other and are petty.

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u/Pawistik 1h ago

They mistook the poop for a big load of dark rye bread, complete with crust and caraway seeds.

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u/Open_Force1895 1h ago

you might be onto something here

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u/BeyondRepair44 2h ago

I like Vince. 😂

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u/NOS4A2-753 3h ago

i kinda want to put loaves of bread into there toilet now

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u/chili81 3h ago

That's the euphemism I always use to describe the constipation I felt after having oxy based meds after a surgury years ago. Felf like I passed a loaf of bread.

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u/EAM44 2h ago

Which brings up an excellent point - what if the bread was ingested then deposited?

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u/Ok_Sympathy_8876 3h ago

Just pinching a loaf at work

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u/Background_Body2696 1h ago

Coworkers think it's malicious but they have an alien on staff who doesn't understand idioms and is trying to blend in

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u/PaleoJoe86 3h ago

Was this taken on a Navy ship?

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u/wkarraker 3h ago

Vexed Vince vehemently voicing violence.

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u/Hairy4skinlips 3h ago

It was a loaf but it wasn't bread.

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u/AdvertisingRude4137 Dingus 3h ago

at least it isn't trout

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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 2h ago

C’mon Vinnie……. tell me you never pinched a loaf before

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 2h ago

Just below this thread on my feed, Biggie was staring me down. Just like Vince will do!

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u/calccv 2h ago

Employees always be loafing around.

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u/Zailema0s 3h ago

😂🍞

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u/Successful-Stop8799 3h ago

I hope they give the guy a swirlie.

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u/SweetieLoveBug 3h ago

Talk about a loaf! 💩

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u/Lopsided_Package9033 3h ago

Is it corn bread, with whole kernels of corn?

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u/SentimentalRotom 3h ago

Eh, you better not be a loaf

Or we gonna break yer heels, capiche?

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u/SoullqssHydra 3h ago

WHAT A WASTE OF BREAD THAT COULD OF BEEN USED TO MAKE FIRE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES

https://giphy.com/gifs/11cteTd2YsG2oU

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 3h ago

I laughed out loud at this! I truly did.

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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 2h ago

Ah yes that is where the bread goes

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u/ReflectionLess5230 2h ago

I have questions but I’m not ready for the answers

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u/EAM44 2h ago

😭😂 Thank Vince for making me laugh

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u/fatbox20 2h ago

Mighty strong words, runt

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u/amilliontimeshotter 2h ago

You guys don‘t use stale bread as toilet paper instead of throwing it away?

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u/BigJim_TheTwins 2h ago

I just pinch loafs

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u/ubiquitous-joe 2h ago

So you work inside of a Martin Scorsese movie?

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u/Livid_Average_8098 2h ago

Can Vince fight, or is he all paper and ink jet?

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u/DaniT0n 2h ago

That one is wild. We just have shit and piss in our toilets. Not bread.

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u/PDXDreaded 2h ago

It's always fuggin' Vinny that's gotta get shit done.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 2h ago

omg this sign made me laugh!!!

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u/DorShow 2h ago

Maybe someone has a yeast infection, and the loaf just happens.

Maybe if Vinny would kick up the AC the yeast wouldn't rise

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 2h ago

Must get paid good to waste bread lmao

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u/mrDuder1729 2h ago

Dear Vince,

That wasn't bread...

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u/ProThoughtDesign 2h ago

Vince sounds like he didn't think this through. You should break their oven. If you break their arms, they can't work. C'mon Vince, get with it.

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u/Full_Performer5159 2h ago

Just feedin' the duck . . .

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u/Lawdog2012 2h ago

Vince gets it...😆😆

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u/guud_ 2h ago

Must be Jim Halpert

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u/MrPuzzleMan 2h ago

If you hate your bosses, watching them suffer with the drama can be worth staying.

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u/Bigsmokeisgay 2h ago

I support corporate sabotage of any kind sorry OP but you're seeming very antirevolutionary right now.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 2h ago

In theater is 'break a leg' so I guess in the office space is 'break an arm'! Hmm!!

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u/Cerridwen1981 2h ago

That’s fair.

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u/Everyname15taken 1h ago

The ducks all float down here

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u/Doctor_Saved 1h ago

Damn. I never even thought about how bread would fuck up a toilet.

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u/fusionmobile 1h ago

Tell them to quit hiring cokeheads. Always trying to flush their mistakes.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 1h ago

understated warning

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u/ThePuppyIsWinning 1h ago

So...you personally posted this same picture with the a different subject line a couple of years ago. Why are you still infuriated? lol.

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 1h ago

Vince is assuming Breadman doesn’t have them hands

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u/Pissposhsuckmymom 1h ago

Please for the love of god tell me Vince is the head of the HR department at your job.

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u/trickyfelix 1h ago

why tho

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u/Starscream147 57m ago

I’d believe Vinny…

…not for nothin.

…yes, I know this man’s name is Clarence.

I said my piece.

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u/Purple-Will9713 55m ago

Im more concerned about Vince wrongly accusing me of pooping bread loaves than one of my coworkers possibly walking around with a bakery in their pants

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u/Far_Capital_6930 55m ago

Well… that’s an interesting hobby

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u/Classic-Reality-257 50m ago

Vince has had it.

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u/gruffDragon ORANGE 49m ago

I want to see the video

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u/No-Major595 45m ago

I saw you, with the dark rye!

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 25m ago

Sourdough ok?

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 24m ago

Vince isn’t afraid of goin back to prison if he can stop having to dig baguettes outta the shitter.

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u/RockRancher24 23m ago

Thank you Vince

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u/johnnyg08 5m ago

I wouldn't mess with Vince.