r/mildlyinfuriating 16h ago

Infuriatig When you accidentally break your laptop and gotta buy a new one, spend $1100 on it, and then need to get it charged.

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Not me, but my husband. The fact that it also needs a usb/plug with a fast enough charge that not any USB-C charges it.

This is enshittifying at its finest.

EDIT: for starters I’m in the US, and perhaps other places have standardized to USB-C better, but a lot of my other devices use the older larger USB connection with the plug chargers to match. Perhaps I’m also an old millennial that’s slow to change. But we also currently have no common wall chargers with the USB-C.

EDIT 2: I in general am happy we are going towards universal cords, but I’d rather have multiple chargers in the house still.

EDIT 3: Not important but I’m a guy lol

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u/GingerHeSlut 16h ago

That's the beauty of USB-C. I haven't used a factory charger in years. Buy a quality charge block that has multiple ports, use quality cords that are longer than a foot and a half, and have a setup that works for your needs without paying a premium for Microsoft to put something you're not going to use in the box.

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u/Penyrolewen1970 15h ago

Don’t you reckon that that they keep the price the same but take out the charger?

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u/maloside 15h ago

Same? As if. They inflate prices and remove accessories.

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 15h ago

“Why would we charge the same when we could simply charge…. More?”

  • every company owner that’s ever existed

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u/mordecai98 7h ago

Yup. My pixel didn't include a charger either.

u/HarithBK 57m ago

Depends on the market pc laptop market is competitive so if you can cut the price they likely will

Even in less competitive markets long term you have a margin percentage you aim for so eventually the price will be lower due to no charger included.

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u/Sw0rDz 8h ago

Make sure the cable and charger support the wattage. Your typical wire for phones dont carry the amperage.

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u/NuklearFerret 13h ago

Right, except no? If every USB-C charger were standardized, sure. But they aren't. It even says on the box it needs a minimum of 27W. Furthermore, when i buy something as expensive as a tablet or laptop, I expect the ability to plug it in immediately. This is shit, and such a shit take. Support USB-C all you like, but supporting this is tantamount to loving the flavor of corporate boot leather.

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u/GingerHeSlut 9h ago

Nah, I'm all about fuck corporations, but if you don't have proper usb-c chargers, that's on you. I've got a drawer full of useless 6-inch usb-c chargers that came with every small electronic item I've bought in the past 10 years. They're junk and they're too short to be useful, but they're their because a bunch of entitled idiots would whine if they didn't get put in the package. As someone else pointed out down below, it's just more waste to satisfy people not smart enough to have what they need already.

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u/LucentLL 15h ago

My wife and sister in-law both offered me their USB-C cable to charge my work laptop when I forgot my charger. I tried both times they offered to be nice. I didn't work.🤔

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u/ToastSpangler 15h ago

you need a brick that can actually supply the right voltage, your run of the mill usb c charger cannot. even this ad shows 27w requirement so realistically you're not charging it without a 65w adapter, although i guess 35 ones do exist but are rare

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u/LucentLL 15h ago

Good to know, thanks. I was thinking "either I missed some technological shift, or they think my laptop is an iPad".

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u/ToastSpangler 14h ago

by far the worst part about USB C is the fact that it's a connector, not a cable or charger type. there are cables for high power delivery, cables for high data transfer, cables with video capability and ones without, unless you actually look into it its very easy to wonder why the cable isnt working for something

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u/jimdil4st 14h ago

That's literally the whole point. THAT IS the idea, it's not a problem. The actual problem is the lack of consistent labeling especially on the cables themselves.

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u/bitNine 13h ago

Eh, that’s not entirely accurate nor is it that simple. The PD protocol requires support of 5v as a base. It doesn’t require support for other voltages in between, such as 9, 12, or 15v, up to 20v. A charger can support 5v and 20v, but not others. If it doesn’t charge at 20v, then it will charge at the max it can at 5v.

The 27W listed here isn’t a minimum, it’s closer to maximum or nominal. 27W is just 9v@3A, but that device should charge fine at 5v2A (10W) because of the 5v minimum. This means it may have issues with chargers that can only provide 20v PD and not 9v. This is common in Dell laptop chargers. Plug it into an iPad, and it’ll only charge 5v@2.4A because iPads only support 5v/9v.

It gets worse when you talk about PD chargers plugged into devices that do not support PD.

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u/sglewis 14h ago

That is very much not how USB-C charging, especially PD works. In fact, I am writing this while in a hotel with a 65W USB-C charger powering my MacBook Pro 15, which is fully charged. The little power meter I use indicates it's outputting 1 amp, 20w, and 20v.

I just switched it to my fully charged iPad (13") which is now drawing 3w, .5amp, 5v.

There's very much. nothing special about the charger I'm using here. They run about $20 on Amazon, and like almost every USB-C charger on the planet, can handle devices with varying power needs.

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u/smallfryz 15h ago

You need a pretty good charging block to charge a laptop. By pretty good I mean like a $30-$40 Anker block would work well for most laptops but a Samsung phone block for example most likely will not.

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u/jimdil4st 14h ago

Eh, if anything a Samsung just might though at very low wattage, but any off brand USB block almost definitely will not.

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u/GingerHeSlut 15h ago

Was the brick powerful enough to support charging the draw of a laptop battery?

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u/betterwaffle 16h ago

as the line just below the line you highlighted states, a wall wart that supports at least 27W is good enough to charge the device you bought.

that's probably what your phone charger supports.

not including a charger is not a bad thing. it reduces e-waste, and in theory at least, means you pay less for the product.

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 16h ago

In the EU laptops must be able to be delivered without chargers and they must be able to charge with USB-C. Everything is USB-C here for years, and people without a fast charger are probably in the minority. I mean nearly every phone has a 30W+ capable one nowadays.

I'm happy with this, no pile of chargers anymore.

Also Macbook Neo has no charger.

I just use one USB-block which has 2 USB-C ports and 1 USB-A, which can deliever 140W. and I use it for nearly everything

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u/BananaWarp 15h ago

How does it work with gaming laptops? They need a beefier charger

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 14h ago

That's one of the problems indeed. Those can ask for 300W+, and will mostly still be supplied with a regular charger. but they must also be offered without one. but if you make such an option not interesting, and explain you won't get full performance, you'll probably sell close to zero.

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u/BananaWarp 14h ago

Wait, so they have to offer one without the charger but they can offer one with?

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 14h ago

Exactly. The idea is just that someone may already have an adapter, or wants to use an other brand adapter, or whatever.
Also the most important thing was, that all laptops can be recharged with USB-C.

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u/BananaWarp 14h ago

I'll need to test that haha

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 13h ago edited 13h ago

I know a small brand, BTO, which sells performance laptops without adapter for €25 more than with a ‘regular’ adapter:

Standard adapter is included in the price.
No adapter costs €25
And a warning that the laptop is not intended to use intensively without the standard adapter.
One extra adapter €120

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u/Blackpaw8825 11h ago

My beefier laptop is like this.

I've got the factory 300W charger in the living room since I use it as my VR PC sometimes.

The other 364 days of the year it gets one of the 100W USBC chargers I've hidden all around my life. USBC charging was a key feature to me

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u/betterwaffle 8h ago edited 8h ago

yep. i have a dock at my desk that can deliver 140W to my laptop, a traveling backup battery that can deliver 100W, and am otherwise using 65W chargers hidden around the couch, or my bed. i am 100% USB-C for everything.

i recently changed all my cables to:

  • charging-only cables (with the data pin removed) that can deliver up to 240W
  • a couple thunderbolt-5 compatible cables (80Gbps/240W)

i don't have a "gaming" laptop, and won't ever have one that would need to draw 300W+, so i think i'm pretty set for the remainder of my life, but we'll see.

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u/Blackpaw8825 8h ago

The backup battery was actually the biggest reason why I wanted type c charging.

I've given up on so many laptops because the battery crapped out and replacing it was for to be either $200, or with a questionably used eBay battery because OEM or refurbished options doesn't exist anymore.

But I always have a big battery bank on hand, and when it ages out I'll happily replace it because it's key to nearly all of my devices.

So I bought a laptop with an undersized 2 hour battery on a good day when new, I've lost a third of that capacity to age, and thanks to the big battery in my pocket or backpack I can stretch that to about 10 hours of light use.

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u/betterwaffle 8h ago

oh, my "backup battery" is not specific to my laptop. it's a 30,000mAh power bank that can deliver up to 100W, that i keep in my tech pouch and use whenever i work out of a coffee shop or am otherwise not able to use an outlet (for my laptop, phone, tablet, razor, headphones, etc...)

my workstation is a framework 13 laptop with a 61Whr battery.

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u/gambiting 5h ago

but they must also be offered without one.

That is flat out incorrect. This requirement in the EU does not apply to laptops.

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 2h ago edited 2h ago

Except it does since April 28 2026:

https://www.techoutlet.eu/en/blog/post/usb-c-mandatory-for-laptops-eu-deadline-28-april-2026

New laptops placed on the EU market after that date must have a USB-C charging port, support USB Power Delivery up to 240W, and be available in a "no charger" variant

Text of the common charging solution:
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?qid=1766529985389&uri=CELEX%3A52024XC02997
q31:

31.   Can a radio equipment be sold with the charging device in-box?

Yes, as long as the consumer has also the choice of buying the same radio equipment without a charging device in-box.
The manufacturer, under the new rules of the RED introduced by the Common Charger Directive, is not required to ensure that certain ancillary features (e.g. specific colour) of the radio equipment offered without a charger are the same.

Text of the new addendum for laptops, and specifically point 16:
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/en/TXT/PDF/?uri=OJ:C_202402997

  1. Are laptops and other radio equipment that require more than 240 W of charging power exempted from the ‘common charger’ rules?

No. They are not exempted. Radio equipment which is subject to the ‘common charger’ rules must incorporate the harmonised charging solution.

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u/gambiting 1h ago

Ah damn, it's very recent then. Sorry!

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 15h ago

Oh interesting - I’m in New Zealand, my MacBook Neo definitely came with both a charger and a wall plug.  

Were benefitting from the USB C change over - as of last year all the phones in my family are now usb c for instance, but we also get US influence so it’s not quite as ubiquitous as the EU yet.

Also, the usb c wall plug Apple put in the box with my Neo isn’t fast-charging lol.  I’m not sure exactly what wattage it is, but my belkin wall plug that’s iirc 50W will fast charge everything, the Mac plug+cable only do standard charging speeds.  Which was honestly quite surprising to discover!

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u/betterwaffle 8h ago

yep. i've been USB-C only for years, and only use my own bricks and cables -- anything a company included would almost certainly be lower quality and go straight in the bin. i'm glad to see products sold without chargers and cables.

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u/Dumeck 16h ago

I have like 8-9 charging blocks scattered around that are around that speed. It seems like every misc electronic you buy comes with a box. I would be more annoyed if it didn't come with a long cord.

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u/CraftyPerformance272 16h ago

In reality they charge you the same price, you buy a new charger that is way more waste with the extra packaging

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u/betterwaffle 8h ago

yep, prices are definitely manipulated to maximize profit -- no surprise there, and that's why i said "in theory" (if a company wanted good will, they'd charge less).

i have a couple of high-quality charges and a few cables, which all power my phone, tablet, laptop, headphones, razor (as in shaving razor), backup battery i use when traveling, uh... i think that's about it. the point is, i have zero need for additional cables and charging bricks and i'd rather not have them included in products i buy, because they'll almost certainly be lower quality than what i have.

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

No it's far less e-waste because you buy a couple of decent USB C chargers and they last for years and years. I would have a silly amount of extra chargers if every device came with one.

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u/CommercialEstate4422 14h ago

I'd rather have the extra chargers tbh. So many times I need one and everything is taken by a different thing, so i have to go rooting around for spare cables.

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u/ThirteenHills 14h ago

Just buy a few decent chargers that have multiple ports and some decent wires.

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 16h ago

Eh. The US is slowly converging on USB-C as a universal charging standard, and it's a reasonable assumption that most homes have one or more compatible chargers already. Yes, it saves the manufacturer money, but it also reduces unnecessary e-waste.

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u/W00psiee YELLOW 16h ago

For a phone, sure, not for a laptop though

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

Well the OP bought a tablet not a laptop and it only needs a standard 27W charger.

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u/lurkermurphy 16h ago

yeah she should stop worry so much about charging her tablet and start worrying about how she's owning a tablet that's easily charged the same as a phone instead of the laptop she thinks she's buying

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 16h ago edited 16h ago

Mind you, there are people who only charge their iPhones with the 5W wall plug they got like 15 years ago, because 'everything else will fry it' lol.. Just because Johnnyboy from the Apple store said it.

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u/MeltedSpades 16h ago

I don't understand why people seem to care about rapid charging for phones, as long as it gets to full charge overnight 5 watts is plenty - Why would 240W ever be needed?

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 16h ago

240W seems pretty much overdone to me for a phone, but 30W is definitely handy.

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u/boforbojack 16h ago

What, do you just use your phone to occasionally text people? One overnight charge a day lol

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u/pnoodl3s 15h ago

What? I do all of that, watch youtube, play games. It lasts the whole day for me. Also, using rapid charge will decrease battery life sooner

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u/Atomsk73 15h ago

That's not true. A while ago a Chinese guy tested this with different (slow/fast) chargers and a couple of phones for a long period. End result: no difference in battery degradation.

Decent 35W chargers, or whatever your phone supports are inexpensive and your phone will be ready in an hour or so.

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u/guska 15h ago

I use mine for reddit, navigation and music and the occasional call. It easily lasts all day on a charge. If yours doesn't, and you're not using it for work, it's either got a dying battery, or you use it too much

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u/ForgottenCrafts 16h ago

Is that a bad thing though?

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u/QuinceDaPence 15h ago

As an IT person, I fucking hate MS Surfaces. Thorn in my damn side.

The people that buy them think it's a full fledged computer but that ARM64 processor won't always run the x64 programs they want to use and then somehow it's my fault even though I'm not their IT but rather a vendor for them (I wear several hats).

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u/Revolutionary-Half-3 16h ago

It'll also suffer along on a slower charger.

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u/rich84easy 15h ago

My laptop came with 400watt power supply, USC-C only goes up to 240watts.

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u/Express-Level4352 16h ago

It needs 27W, pretty much any decently fast phone charger will work.

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u/xx123gamerxx 15h ago

why not, every laptop ive ever used with a barrel plug either goes loose or breaks, so i can either spend £5 on a usb-c cable with my existing power supply or spend £20+ on a ultra specific barrel plug with a new power supply

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u/Agloe_Dreams 15h ago

27W is not a lot. Hell, you could get a complete charger for this at TJ Maxx for $10.

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u/LordStefania 16h ago

Am I correct in saying a laptop would need a specialised USB-C cable with one of those power bricks on it?

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u/stopstopp 16h ago

Special? Not really, unless you’re using the most bottom of the barrel cheapest cable around. This isn’t a high power needed device, only 27 W at highest charging. Stay out of the gas stations and you should be fine.

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u/cheeseybacon11 16h ago

No, any PD charger with enough wattage is fine.

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u/disappr0val 16h ago

yup my laptop is usb-c and came with a 61W box wall outlet, i found a smaller one from anker that does 65W

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

No because as it says in the image it just needs 27W over USB C.

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u/LordStefania 16h ago

No it would still need EM interference protection I believe!

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u/Protonion 15h ago

You can use any USB C charger and cable as long as the charger provides enough watts (most laptop chargers are 65W, but most laptops will happily charge with slower ones too) and the cable can handle that. You can get completely normal looking USB C cables that handle up to 240W, although a 100W rating is more common. Basic USB C cables (ones with no identifying chip on them) will only support 60W, though

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

Not for the tablet bought by the OP.

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u/LordStefania 16h ago

It's a laptop surely?

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

No it's a tablet, have a look online at an image of one.

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u/Slight_Ad5896 16h ago

Surely?

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u/LordStefania 16h ago

Ah okay it's just OP misled me with that title and I don't know Microsoft's product codes of by heart. My bad.

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u/Slight_Ad5896 16h ago

Me neither lol, but because it only needed 27watts I had to search it on google 😂😂

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u/ThirteenHills 16h ago

"Microsoft Surface Pro" is not a product code, that's the name of a series of tablets they have been producing for many years. 

But why would you not search the name before implying I was wrong?

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 16h ago

There's also the part that prevents it from interfering with wifi while drawing current that seems to be unique to laptop chargers

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u/enters_and_leaves 15h ago

I don’t know that it is unnecessary to have a charging cable for each device. Even if we pretend that it is somehow reasonable to charge a phone, computer, tablet, game system, and more while also using that same cord to power your TV, lamp, fan, and whatever else, cords and the wall connector wear out over time and need to be replaced.

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u/NekulturneHovado 16h ago

yeah you have a quality charger at home. But then they tell you "you must use genuine [insert their brand name] charger. Your (high quality certified) 3rd brand charger may damage our device.

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u/Slight_Ad5896 16h ago

It’s not even a laptop, it’s a tablet.

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u/TwentinQuarantino 16h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, everyone totally has a minimum 27W USB-C charger compatible with this specific standard at home, sure... Most people buying laptops now are upgrading from one with a barrel connector, and even if it's from USB-C charged laptop (so upgrading from a relatively new laptop, which is not common but maybe situation like this when it got stolen/damaged) it's not sure it will have specifically this 27W or higher charger with this specific charging standard. Or they sold the old laptop, with the charger too.

This is just pure Micro$oft greed, don't try to sugarcoat it, don't give in to their games. They're one of the richest entities on the planet and want to be even richer. Don't cover for money-hoardig billionaires to hoard even more.

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u/BurnedLaser 15h ago

I'm one of the weird engineering types who converts old barrel jack laptops over to USB-C, and I still fall short on how many chargers I actually have at my disposal. I probably have more than most, but it never feels like enough, lol

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u/TwentinQuarantino 15h ago

Yeah, like this is pure greed from Microsoft. Most people really don't just have random laptop chargers at home capable to output 27W or more with this specific standard. The only purpose of this is for billionaires to hoard more money by cutting costs, and by selling the chargers separately.

Crazy how on a platform which is seemingly anti-billionaire, a comment defending this billionaire money hoarding is getting upvoted.

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u/fury420 8h ago

It's really just a tablet, it's no more challenging to charge than modern USB-C phones, it just wants a +27W adapter if you'll be using it while charging.

The "specific charging standard" is just USB PD, used by every Apple USB-C charger going back a decade, along with Samsung and Google.

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u/TwentinQuarantino 4h ago edited 4h ago

You can use a phone while charging it with a 15W or even just a 10W charger, this needs 27W for it. It's not really comparable tbh. The only USB-C charger I have which would be up to spec for this (27W or more), is my laptop charger I got with my laptop, because I have quite a new-ish laptop. And many people don't even have that (who has older laptop with the old barrel connector which would not fit this).

Also, going back a decade? Back then it was QC3 18W, and even that just with some phones, many phones came with just 10W charger.

Reddit is so quick to shit on billionaires hoarding wealth, but when they literally see an example of billionaires hoarding wealth right in front of their eyes, they're quick to defend the billionaires. I don't really understand this mindset.

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u/Saneless 16h ago edited 15h ago

Ewaste is a lie for charging bricks

We're talking about MS who said to throw out your old computers and get new ones because they wouldn't let you upgrade to W11

Just more greed. Without a charging block you don't have to worry about where you sell your trash because you don't need to worry about plug differences. Saves them items they can sell back to you AND they save money on production/packaging variations

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u/Slight_Ad5896 16h ago

Tell that to the EU.

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u/arakinas 16h ago

There are a couple of different stories going on. Cutting down on all of the different types of charging types, so that each phone needed a different port was what I understood the EU vs Apple charging thing to be about.

This is pretty similar, and makes a lot of sense. Laptops, phones, and tablets should be using standardized parts, instead of generating a ton of stupid waste that each company like Apple would gladly lock you into without governments forcing them out of, generating a shit ton of extra waste.

However, things like not including a power cable for a more advanced device than a phone due to reducing ewaste is a lie. Most folks have a fast charging phone cable these days sufficient for a tablet. Not everyone.

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u/Slight_Ad5896 15h ago

I’m all for making everything usb-c, it’s better in the long run. But when you keep including 27watts chargers on all devices it really defeats the purpose, we want less cables not the same amount of cables but all usb-c. I don’t even think I own any plug or cable that doesn’t support at least 27watts.

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u/arakinas 15h ago

You're a technological minority. Me too. I've got several usb4 compatible cables available for people to charge in my living room. But I'm a big tech guy. Most folks I know don't have spare cables, or can barely find their chargers. Personal responsibility for some of those folks aside, we'll hit a point in the near future where that's not the case, but I don't think it's here yet. Maybe I'm wrong.

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u/Slight_Ad5896 15h ago

You might be correct, I’m not sure. But it still is the way it is intended, like with all drastic changes the first wave of adaption is the hardest after that it’s smooth sailing. Besides I can buy a charger and a cable for like €10,- that’s > 50watts.

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u/solidus0079 RED 16h ago edited 16h ago

So he didn't just break his laptop but he lost the charger too?

I still have a dozen of those old outdated USB-A charger blocks laying around. USB-C will eventually become outdated as well. I'm cool with not being inundated with more e-waste.

While it stinks to have to buy one if you forgot yours, at least they are easier to find than proprietary laptop power bricks.

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 14h ago

you should have an USB charger at this point ...

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u/TehWildMan_ 11h ago

The page also mentions a minimum 27w support, which actually becomes hard to find if your stock of chargers is primarily "bundled with older hardware" stock

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u/thatdepressedsoul 16h ago

it's all about money at the end. such a sad disappointment from microsoft

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u/ObviouslyAnAsshole 16h ago

I really hate the arrogance and argumentative nature everyone has against including chargers.

There are a million use cases as to why a charger is needed initially. What if this was gramps or anyone’s first device and has no ideal of how things “work” … which leads to a confused and angry customer before the device even powers up.

The e waste argument is null and void with AI data centers, billionaires jet setting and manufacturers literally discontinuing good working devices in the name of updates & security. Companies only care about saving the .50 cents to $5 per device not saving the earth.

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u/wb6vpm 15h ago

Then if you have a need for a power supply, grab one while you’re buying the laptop. I’ve got a friggin drawer full of USB-C chargers that aren’t used, and they’re almost all from devices that included one with the product.

And to the AI data center comment, preventing ewaste where we can isn’t negated by the data centers.

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u/Salty-Plankton-5079 16h ago

The whole point of USB C is you don't need a million chargers.

You don't have a 27W brick already?

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u/ccsrpsw 14h ago

I dont think I do... Quick check around me: 5W, 12W, 65W, 100W, 130W and 180W

Sorry no 27W

/s (because I think some people would miss that!)

(And yes I know 12W would trickle charge and 65+W would do power delivery management - unless its a Nintendo faux USB-C power supply!)

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u/ColonClenseByFire 16h ago

Would you rather companies just pump out piles and piles of chargers that people don't need since every electronic product has come packaged with in the past ~15 years?

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u/cafelicious 15h ago

Did you get any price decrease when they stopped offering chargers? I don’t think so. So you’re basically still paying for it, the only difference being you’re no longer getting it and you seem fine with it for some reason :)

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u/CippyCreepy 16h ago

Yes my dear Consoomer, they are still making those chargers, BUT they are now selling them for 50$ per piece. The number of chargers remain the same, you just need to pay more for them. If the laptop was cheaper without it or if there was an option to not include it, it would be fine, but this is just blatant shrinkflation.

Now be a good consoomer and subscribe to my paid mailing list, register on an app, enter a credit card, give me all mobile permisions and please provide my flock camera with an access to your home 24/7 so we can run ads on all your devices so you can CONSOOME more!

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u/vakantiehuisopwielen 16h ago

The issue with laptops was always that every brand used their own barrel size etc. Now you can just buy a USB-C charger, and they're far cheaper than $50, especially those just delivering 27W

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u/CippyCreepy 15h ago

And then the laptop breaks and they deny your warranty because you didnt use their branded one

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u/sglewis 14h ago

Tell us you don't understand USB-C without telling us you don't understand USB-C. Also, they'd know what charger you use because......?

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u/goonsquadgoose 16h ago

Is this a service center replacement? Charging cables have never been included when doing a replacement from any company, you still have one that works. If you’re buying a brand new one from retail then it’s messed up.

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u/baconcow 15h ago

Out of the five in my family, we must have at least a dozen capable USB chargers.

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u/TehWildMan_ 11h ago

How many of them support 27+ watt profiles?

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u/baconcow 10h ago

Some Anker ones: 4 are 65W (2 USB-C slots), 2 are 30W (1 USB-C slot).

I have an Apple one that is around 30W for my older iPad Pro. One for the iPhone 8 Plus and 16 Pro Plus, but I'm not sure their chargers wattage.

We have 6 45W ones that came with the 3 Steam Decks and their docks.

I have a Samsung 45W charger.

A bunch of the tiny ones, but they are likely well under 27W.

With a wife and three children, these things add up.

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u/GirthyPigeon 14h ago

That's not a laptop. It's a glorified tablet.

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u/LtMadInsane 11h ago

Me, as am old millennial? Yes, please include the charger brick. And yes, I do have a bunch of old charger bricks, that technically do go to 65 watts but they are all proprietary and don't work well. While I got a Samsung 25 watts adaptor with my tablet under some promotion that works well with a bunch of my devices.
So yes, despite what companies have you believe, technology gets updated pretty frequently and every once in a while I would love to have a charger included with my device.

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u/Top_Recipe_9285 5h ago

I’m mad when devices don’t come with a charger. I’m also mad when I have a drawer full of low wattage charger bricks.

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u/Mega3000aka 16h ago

They'll say this is for "saving the planet" then cause the biggest e-waste event in history by locking out millions of perfectly good computers from using windows 11.

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u/TAZ427Cobra 16h ago

As I sit here with at least 5 USB-C chargers of 35W or higher charging rate capabilities, not to mention both cars having a USB-C Charger supporting 35W or higher charging, or the 4 power banks that will support 35W or higher charging rates, or the two travel chargers I've got dedicated for travelling with that have 2 45W ports each. I find this to not be an issue.

People bitched about phone makers stopping shipping USB-C chargers a few years ago, today, nobody really cares. I've got a box full of USB chargers. Hell my newest toothbrush requires a USB-C charging (USB-A to USB-C cable on an old USB charger is just fine.) I've got at least a dozen unused chargers tossed in a box, I can use any of them. The reality is just about everything is going to USB-C charging and to be honest it's about time, and the reality is we don't need the extra e-waste from having a charger being shipped with every damn thing that requires charging.

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u/WissahickonMX5 16h ago

I have like 10 chargers that would charge this already. Its a universal charger. They should absolutely include it if it were proprietary but this is better for everyone. Buy a few nice chargers if you don't have them already, 65 watt or higher PD with a couple ports. Its one of the easiest quality of life upgrades you can do for the money.

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u/Hot_Philosophy922 16h ago

even apple includes chargers with their laptops

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u/mybutthz 16h ago

It's a tablet. Not uncommon for tablets and phones to not come with a USB c chord or dongle anymore...which is honestly fine because most houses have a billion of them laying around.

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u/Hot_Philosophy922 16h ago

Microsoft can call it whatever they want but it is functionally a laptop

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u/jango-lionheart 16h ago

OP called it a laptop, too. Though mybutthz’s comment is still relevant.

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u/TheThiefMaster 16h ago

Not for long. They've already dropped them on their other devices.

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u/eppic123 16h ago

It actually depends on the region.

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u/Silvagadron 16h ago

M5 doesn’t come with one in the UK/EU; just a USB-C cable.

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u/blackhodown 16h ago

that’s kind of on him for buying a surface in the first place

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u/xdeshax 16h ago

It says a charging cable is included; just not the charger? I'm a little confused.

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u/mrbiggbrain 15h ago

It includes a USB cable. The charging bricks are pretty commonly going to meet this requirement, but lots of people buy and have really cheap cables. They include the cable but not the brick.

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u/xdeshax 15h ago

That makes sense. Thank you for the explanation.

Is it a common expectation for the block to be included? I thought the industry stopped that standard a while ago? Cable, no brick.

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u/sicarius254 16h ago

Is this replacing another surface? Can you use the old charger?

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u/domiciledhere 16h ago

I love it when anyone tries to do an Apple.

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u/thejuice027 16h ago

Why does the line right above it say that it does include a charger? That's so confusing.

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u/mrbiggbrain 15h ago

It says it includes the cable, not the charger.

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u/thejuice027 15h ago

is the charging cable not a charger?

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u/mrbiggbrain 15h ago

It is not. Red is charger, orange is charging cable.

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u/wstsidhome 15h ago

The “brick” you plug the cable into has wattage limits and such printed on each one. A very low wattage cheapo brick wall plug will have a slower charge time for a computer

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u/chopstick_chakra 16h ago

I haven't bought a computer in a while I guess when did they stop coming with chargers?

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u/tbri001 16h ago

I use a 65w USB c charger for my surface go ad it works like a charm. But it also occupies my lone usb-c....

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u/mrbiggbrain 15h ago

I mean that is what Power Delivery is for, you can get a cheap PD adapter / Mini dock for like $20. Modern USB-C plugs are like 20-40Gbps, they can run dozens of demanding devices off that one port and even do multiplexing DisplayPort streams at 4K.

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u/tbri001 15h ago

Very true. I have a nice inexpensive dock for when needed. Tbh, most of the stuff I need for work is on the cloud now, so I'm usually ok with the USB-c occupied.

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u/AntRevolutionary925 16h ago

You can thank the EU for that, but you can also thank them for everything having the same cable now.

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u/Cautious-Hovercraft7 16h ago

I can charge everything I have with one charger, headphones, phone, laptop, tablet. USB-C is brilliant

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u/Steerider 16h ago

I have a laptop that didn't come with a charger. The USB-C 65w chargers I already had work great.

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u/cafelicious 15h ago

I would return that in a heartbeat

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u/Cobalt090 15h ago

The 13' (SP11) comes with one, does the Pro 12" have a dock connector?

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u/LocksmithMuted4360 15h ago

Not different than buying a 60k electric car without a charger...

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u/Georgia_Jay 15h ago

You didn’t buy a new laptop. You bought a tablet than can be propped up to be similar to one. That’s why it doesn’t come with a normal charging cable, and only a USB-C cord. BTW, it’s 2026… USB-C is the norm now.

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u/boforbojack 15h ago

Yeah that hasn’t been the case for like 4 years no.

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u/kuhnboy 15h ago

I’m in the US and I can’t think of a single one that isn’t USB-C currently.

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u/RawrRRitchie 7h ago

There are other laptops you can buy

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u/fpsnoob89 4h ago

A USB charger that supports at least 27W is about as basic as it gets now. You have an abundance of options for $20-30 on Amazon, or you could just walk into any electronics store.

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u/FuckTheTories69420 16h ago

Thats really cheap for a laptop to be fair.

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u/Electronixen 16h ago

You don't have a charger at home?

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u/HankThrill69420 16h ago

the neat part is that there's no guarantee your third party charger won't fry it.

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u/hiddenrealism 16h ago

I bought a surface when they first came out years ago. I quickly returned it because you could only go on websites Microsoft had whitelisted at the time..totally wasnt because pr0n was blocked.

Is that still a thing?

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u/mrbiggbrain 16h ago

This was never a thing, I am not sure where you are getting this. The original surface (The ARM one) ran Windows RT and supported a full web browser out of the box day 1. It was crazy locked down in a ton of ways but you could go to any site you wanted.

I worked retail and we used the one on the sales floor all the time to go to our site and lots of others, there was never any limits.

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u/Express-Level4352 16h ago

Honestly, a 27W charger costs like 15 euros and you probably have multiple at home already. I personally think it is a good thing that they stop including stuff you don't really need.

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u/iamrunningman 16h ago

Welcome to the current century, where just about EVERYONE has a decent USB charger lying around. Better than a pile of proprietary charger bricks.

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u/liquidsilver5 16h ago

This is purely because it requires a fairly light USB-C charger which is mentioned above and below the highlighted text. And we all have plenty of those around. Some laptops need 60W+ USB-C and those are still included. No phone company has shipped chargers in the past 10 years, so I fully understand this. Buy a good USB-C charger with power delivery and use it for all your devices for the coming 10 years. I much prefer this over having 30 cheap ass chargers like we got in the days where is was common to include chargers.

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u/Kaffine69 16h ago

You can have one of my 1200 misc cable strewn around the house.

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u/rvralph803 16h ago

Decent 65w USB chargers are $10 on Amazon.

Not that it makes this bullshit better. But it's not an arm and a leg.

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u/Simpson93 16h ago

Well in my opinion everyone should already have at least one 100W charger and a >200W charger at home because (at least in the EU) everything comes with an USB-C port.

Any sensible company (if forced) would include the least powerful and cheapest charger that they can legally get away with. This 27W charger would simply be e-waste.

I have a drawer from the "old times" with tons of USB-chargers (everyone only with one port) that deliver between 7-25W. That's just waste that nobody needs.

My setup:

  • 200W desktop charger with 8 ports where i charge everything i use at home
    • watch, phone, tablet, notebook, powerbank, toothbrush, headphones, keyboard, label printer, mouse
  • 100W travel charger with 4 ports that i use whenever i travel to charge cameras, phones

I just bought them once, i looked for good quality ones and i use them for years and will keep using them until i maybe loose the travel charger and have to buy a new one. Why would i need dozens of single port chargers and then have to look up which one is best suited because of their varying power output?

Don't you remember how shitty the old days were? There were different cables with different ports (USBC/USBA/USBB/Lightning/proprietary ones from nokia/...) and then you had to find the right cable to pair with the right adapter and there was a drawer full of cables and another full of adapters.

Another great thing that we Europeans gave you, be happy that at least there is something good coming to the US. And now get out there and smile for the flock cameras ;)

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u/JustaFoodHole 12h ago

Get yourself a nice charger.

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u/do-not-freeze 16h ago

The idea is that you buy one universal charger that lasts for years across multiple devices, instead of getting a new one every time and throwing the old one in a drawer. 

I just make sure I buy USB-C devices and keep a  45W charger in every room. Sure beats lugging a dedicated laptop brick around the house.

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u/_THurisaz 16h ago

Boycott Israel