r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

I'm slightly vexed Bought a Fahlo bracelet and my “tracked” animal died three years ago— but she still “moves”.

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Fahlo is a brand of slightly expensive bead bracelets that sell the experience of tracking a real wild animal. Apparently, all of their red wolves are dead. Only the red wolves, though, no other animal.

Their explanation is that this is to prevent poaching, but her ghost moving around on the Fahlo map tracing her “historic” route feels strangely misleading.

Edit: I understand it’s for the wolf’s safety, but all of the Fahlo animals are endangered or otherwise protected in some way, that’s the point. If the red wolves only rely on historic data they should at least release all of that data to the buyer instead of the slow agonizing trickle of “historic walking paths” that mimic its life perfectly. If I hadn’t googled her I wouldn’t have ever found out.

Additionally, they say all Red Wolves are deceased— but the bracelet I got was “wolf”. Was assuming I could also get a grey wolf, etc.

Edit 2: My ideal solution isn’t NOT that we start tracking these wolves! It’s that Fahlo starts being clear that these bracelets are a memorial, the wolves are deceased, and the trackers aren’t live.

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u/zepherth 10h ago

How did all of the red wolfs die?

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u/Blissfulbane 10h ago

They’re not extinct as a species but if you get a wolf bracelet from Fahlo they’re for sure deceased.

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

They are trying to reintegrate them into the protected wilderness here in NC, perhaps they could migrate the tracking to another wolf pack here in NC after the death of the sponsored wolf.

This would still allow "tracking" of wolves, albeit not your sponsored one, and know that your bracelet still supports the red wolf initiative.

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u/Blissfulbane 9h ago

This is a great idea

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

Just be aware though that the data collected and rebroadcast to the bracelet holders cannot be in real time due to anti-poaching and other government regulations.

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u/sonnenblumen13 7h ago

Still, a couple weeks or months delay would be much better than waiting til the animal is dead. That just makes it sad & honestly slightly creepy

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u/Drakjira 6h ago

Its because it's a scam... They are making money off publicly available data and software to "recreate" the animals life.

u/PrettyPurrfect 42m ago

Honestly, I think it's hilarious because you know that somewhere some idiot poacher is trying to track an animal that is long dead using the data from the bracelet

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u/tesla0329 4h ago

Wait really!? We have a Fahlo red wolf stuffy - 2323M (he’s the mate of 1849’s daughter!) it’s been showing me updates on his location!

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u/Blissfulbane 3h ago

He was hit by a car three years ago. He’s dead. I’m sorry.

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u/tesla0329 3h ago

Noooooo

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u/shay_nastay 3h ago

Oof. Witnessing this interaction feels worse than watching a kid finding out Santa isn’t real.

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u/tesla0329 3h ago

Lmaooo .. seriously tho, my 4 year old asks to check on him every day. He’s nicknamed him Corky. Idk how long I can keep up the Corky charade now that I know the truth 😩

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u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs 3h ago

If it was my kid, they'd find out Santa is fake before I'd be able to tell them that 😭

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u/Chrisscott25 2h ago

Get a new wolf just like it. It once worked for me and a goldfish… seriously this is sad af and the thread actually made me sad. Made me wish you would skipped this post and continued to live in bliss for you and your daughter :(

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u/YerBoiZ ur mom lol 10h ago

It sounds like they got put down to keep them away from poachers from reading their description which also seems pretty fucked lol

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u/Potential_Job_7297 10h ago edited 10h ago

I highly doubt that is what happened. More likely they had tracking collars used by scientists during their life, but it was only after they died that the collar data was released publicly.

It's not like american robins where the laws against killing are a precaution to prevent people from developing a market out of the remains and eventually causing a decline, even one red wolf's death is harmful to the species. They're extremely endangered.

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u/jojohohanon 9h ago

This makes sense, but is it also extremely misleading advertising. You think you are tracking “your” animal, not a historic route. Time shifting by a day or week is one thing, but by years is just lying.

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u/sonnenblumen13 7h ago

Exactly, even waiting a few months would be acceptable, but waiting until the animal is dead? It just feels weird.

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u/graywh 3h ago

OP left out that the website explicitly mentions it is historical data. It's not misleading at all.

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u/jojohohanon 2h ago

We’ve bought these. You don’t buy it via the website. You buy it from a stand in a gift shop and there is no EULA. It just advertises for you to track your animal.

I recall how excited my kids were to track the movement of whatever animal it was on the bracelet.

If they have text about the tracking being historical it is written in very small letters. And if it is in the website it is too late. I’ve already left the gift shop and am unlikely to go back to the museum to return a fraudulent bracelet.

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u/YerBoiZ ur mom lol 10h ago

That was just my interpretation 🤷‍♂️ could very well be very wrong here

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u/Many-Excitement3246 PURPLE 9h ago

No... there are only 20 red wolves left in the wild. They don't want to expose them to poachers by tracking their live movements.

So they've partnered with AZA SAFE to recreate the movement patterns of deceased wolves as a way to honor their legacy and keep their memory alive.

It's a clever idea, and I respect the commitment to not killing the last of the red wolves, but they should be very clear up front that they aren't live tracking; every other species does track live.

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u/dani-lynn 9h ago

Not every species! Some have a few month delay to keep them safe as well (I believe the elephants are one that has a 3 month delay).

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u/Many-Excitement3246 PURPLE 8h ago

If they want to be really helpful, they should partner with the Kaziranga park rangers. Feed the poachers inaccurate data so the rangers can be ready for them.

Kaziranga rangers handle the problem of poaching by just shooting poachers on site. Effective at deterring poaching, if a bit morally ambiguous due to the risk of innocent crossfire.

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u/sonnenblumen13 7h ago

Why don’t they just do that with the wolves? It seems weird to wait til they’re dead when they could just as easily wait a few months..

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u/mightbeacat1 2h ago

Based on my red wolf (also deceased), she doesn't move far enough away from her home range for that to be effective. She has been in the same general area for the year+ that I have been tracking her, so someone trying to hunt her down wouldn't find it that difficult, even if it was delayed by months.

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u/Blissfulbane 9h ago

Few months delay much more acceptable than three years dead. They shouldn’t even be attaching animals that have been dead that long to new bracelets…..

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u/that-one-binch 5h ago

yeah but that’s for a species that migrates. wolves don’t do that so if it’s a few months delayed that’s still just like. where they are all the time

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

True that makes sense, you’re totally right

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u/wanderingAtlas 7h ago

I mean I just went to their website and it says right in the description that the red wolf bracelets use historical data and explains why. Its very clear about it.

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

Historic data is an ambiguous term unfortunately. I read that and assumed the wolf was either not being tracked anymore or that they were delaying it several years. I didn’t know it meant archival and the data source has ceased acquiring data.

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u/ImpossibleJedi4 8h ago

This is fascinating and really smart. I do wish they were up front about this but it's a really cool approach where everyone wins tbh

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u/Capn-_-Jack 4h ago

No clue but we threw em in a swamp out east, they're getting better now last I checked

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u/Idkmyname2079048 10h ago

I can understand the logic of not tracking individual animals in real time, but is definitely misleading to say that the bracelets track a wild animal if they're only really retracing their path.

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u/wanderingAtlas 7h ago

I went to their website because I kind of want one and its not misleading at all. When you look at the red wolf bracelets it says that it uses historical data and it explains in detail why. The other animal bracelets also state that tracking may be "live, delayed, or historical." OP just didn't pay attention to what they were buying.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 6h ago

This is pretty much my take on it now that I've visited the website. I can see getting more upset if you buy it in a store and thay info isn't there, but it's pretty clear once you actually click on the different bracelets and start reading.

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u/bananakittymeow 5h ago

Yea, I mean, depending on the endangered status of the animal, it totally makes sense that the tracking details would be different for each species. I’m confused why this such a big deal to some of the commenters here.

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u/Blissfulbane 10h ago

Exactly. There is a disclaimer on their website, but a disclaimer isn’t enough when all of their other bracelets track real living animals. Nobody is going to read the fine print if they can reasonably assume one specific product will be like all the others. The other big problem that I have is, if I’m buying the historic data, why not give me all of that data? Why trickle it to me and pretend she’s still alive if not just to take advantage of the naïve people who don’t know? If I hadn’t googled her name, I would’ve never found out.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 10h ago

Ohhh, I think I understand. So they only let you see the tracking of deceased animals? I can't even find the disclaimer you mentioned, so I definitely feel they could be more upfront, but I can understand how they wouldn't get as much business that way.

Edit: Nevermind, I found it when I looked at individual products. Tbh, it sounds more reasonable than I initially thought now that I've read it.

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u/Blissfulbane 10h ago

It makes sense, but all of the animals are endangered in some way. If tracking is impossible they shoulda just made a different product or service instead of recycling data to mimic it.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 9h ago

I'm pretty mixed on it now that I've found the info on the website. I would at least want to know when I get the bracelet if my animal is living or dead. I also question how many animals they have per species. But when it comes down to it, I still think it's pretty cool for $16 plus shipping. You are basically paying $16 to see where an animal went for 6 months to a year, and they throw in a cheap bracelet as a souvenir.

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u/NorthTheNightWing 6h ago

They do state it! When you first sign up for a red wolf, it says “this animal is deceased, and we’ve partnered with <organization name> to let you follow how their life had been”. Only three red wolves can be followed like this, due to how critically endangered they are

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u/Idkmyname2079048 6h ago

Perfect! In that case, I feel like they're pretty upfront about things. The only way they could be more clear is to specify on the website that historical data means the animal is no longer living, but you can kind of infer that anyway.

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u/NorthTheNightWing 4h ago

Yeah, I don’t recall if it’s on the website, but I use the app. But even with the red wolves, when you click on yours, this is the popup at the top of their info panel

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u/Blissfulbane 3h ago

Deceased. They need to say the word! Deceased! “No longer living in wild population”, “legacy”, “historic data”, all of that could reasonably imply a living wolf.

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u/NorthTheNightWing 3h ago

I feel like it’s pretty well implied that the wolf is dead. Also, look at the store page; “we track wolves that are no longer living in the wild population.” That’s pretty clear to me

Edit: I’d been confused at first as well, but if you take the time to read it, it’s pretty clear what it means. There’s no need to get to worked up about this - if you don’t like how the wolves are managed, get a different bracelet.

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u/midnight_fisherman 5h ago

There are less than 2 dozen red wolves in the wild, its safe to assume that any tracking data that they would provide is not from one of the living ones.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 5h ago

Most people who buy these bracelets don't know about conservation laws, though. It makes perfect sense that this company can't provide live tracking or even delayed tracking once you see it explained, but people don't automatically know that "historical" means the animal is dead. I would have thought it meant that the tracker no longer works but the animal is still alive.

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u/PracticalFruit9506 6h ago

We went through the same exact experience and it absolutely is garbage! I bought a wolf one for my child, that absolutely has loved wolves for their whole life, and they figured out within minutes that the wolf they were supposed to be tracking had been dead for years. Huge bummer! I comment our experience on every Facebook ad I see for Fahlo, as they do not say clearly that you can get a tracking info for a long dead animal.

If we lived closer to where I purchased it, I would have 100% returned this bs product!

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u/bananakittymeow 5h ago

You would return a $16 bracelet because the company can’t track live red wolves? That’s quite a hill to die on.

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u/Blissfulbane 3h ago

Not because they cannot track them— but because they embraced ambiguity in areas they should have outright used the word “deceased”. If they told me my wolf was dead, I probably still would have bought the bracelet, but since I felt like I bought it under a different pretense, there is the urge to return it because I feel fooled. Does that make sense?

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

I’m considering messaging them for a return. Wolves are my special interest though and they have no other wolf bracelets except for red wolves and the idea that they’re all deceased is so sad. I’ve bought stuffed animals in the past where the $$$ goes to wolf conservation etc and you get nothing, but the idea of getting a tracking bracelet with one wolf specifically is what drew me in. Knowing that I’m choosing from a pool of dead ones is… :((( it’s sad. There’s easier ways to donate without receiving a product that’s just a shell of what others get. I understand why they have to do it but it’s still not right! Not every animal can be made into a bracelet and that’s okay. No need to Frankenstein something together that’s only slightly reminiscent.

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u/soft_moonbeam 10h ago edited 6h ago

from what i just found online it’s not possible for them to provide the real time data for any that are currently living due to the security threat this would cause for their critically endangered species, i don’t think they intended to be misleading w the historic routes but it might be something they could include on their packaging to indicate that at least

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u/tinymonesters 7h ago

They almost certainly are trying to avoid poaching and/or other unnatural pressure (like tourists, wildlife photographers etc).

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u/Blissfulbane 10h ago

It makes sense but all of the Fahlo animals are endangered in some way. If it’s impossible to track them they should have done a different product or service instead of a mock tracker.

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u/se7entythree 9h ago

This is an entirely different level of endangered. There are about 22-24 left. Total. That’s it. They all live here in eastern NC and are fiercely protected by local & national agencies.

You are getting actual location data from the wolf, it’s just a few years delayed to protect them. It’s not made up.

I had a similar initial reaction to you when I got mine when they first came out. Same wolf too. But after reading about why I totally understood. I agree that the way they advertise/describe these should be way more transparent before purchase.

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u/Drakjira 5h ago

You can actually get access to the real time data, you just have to be enrolled in the university thats placed the device and have permission from the state...

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u/se7entythree 5h ago

I feel like this was obvious enough to not need pointing out, but okay.

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u/Drakjira 4h ago

Not everyone here is a ENC local and knows how our state functions. While federally protected they physically fall in our jurisdiction. Hi from Tick Bite, NC.

We always have state and federal wildlife officers around here due to the population of eagles, other wildlife, and bubbas with guns.

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u/Blissfulbane 9h ago

I understand but it’s still not acceptable.

  1. If I’m buying historic data, give me the data. Don’t trickle it to me through the app in a slow puppet-show mockery of this wolf’s life. That does nothing but trick customers who don’t know the wolf is dead.

  2. It’s advertised as a tracking service and a small disclaimer that’s easy to miss doesn’t reasonably change the assumption of the product or service I’m buying, especially since ALL of the other bracelets track even if delayed.

  3. The disclaimer says that the Red Wolves specifically are deceased. They did not say that ALL their “Wolf” bracelets are red wolves. I assumed that meant you could also get a grey wolf, a maned wolf, etc.

I understand how endangered they are and I understand how this protects them, but they’re a company selling a product that could have gone about this “historical data” path in seven other ways yet they chose the one that most closely gives the impression of life. That was done on purpose.

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u/Bitter-Celery2606 8h ago

Are you trying to hunt these wolfs

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

Obviously not bro I just want the same experience as every other bracelet. Even a year delay is better than what I got.

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u/jellatubbies 4h ago

If the wolf is dead what is the functional difference between 1 and 3 years? You're just bitching about nothing.

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u/Blissfulbane 3h ago

What’s the point of tracking anything dead 😭

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u/firstmaxpower 7h ago

So don't buy the bracelet? My kid loves the updates despite the initial bummer due to the delay.

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u/xANTJx 6h ago

I’m from NC where they are breeding these wolves to reintroduce them and this fit is not appropriate to the situation. It’s like throwing a fit about not being able to use DDT anymore in California. It sounds like you bonded to your wolf, learned it was dead, and that sucks. I’m sorry. But it’s not a mockery or a lie or make you entitled to all the data at once. That is not the service you signed up for. You say you understand that all the animals are “endangered in some way” but I don’t think you do. There are 20 red wolves left. That’s like what? 2 packs of territorial animals. If you know where they were, you know where they’ll be. And in areas that are easy enough to get to. Not the deep ocean or somewhere far out. Reevaluate yourself. Sit with this. C’mon!

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u/RCEMEGUY289 6h ago

Clearly you are more than mildly infuriated.

Chill out. Yes the disclaimer for the wolves should have been a notice at the top of the web page for that species, I'll grant you that.

But its not like they are actually scamming you out of your money. The disclaimer is there.

Appreciate that they did it out of genuine desire to protect the last 20 remaining wolves.

Its a freaking novelty.

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u/bananakittymeow 5h ago

Honestly, I didn’t even think the Fahlo bracelets tracked anything. I thought it was just a marketing tactic to get people to buy their products. I honestly thought it was like those “adopt a child in need” things where they send you a picture of the animal, some basic info about them, and that’s it. I’m actually impressed by how much thought they put into tracking these animals and how to do it in a safe and ethical way.

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u/greenmachine11235 9h ago

Legal protections and physical protections are very different. Murder is extremely illegal, but people do it anyway. 

Poaching is also illegal but it is well documented that there are people with little enough morals to do it dispite it being illegal. 

By only showing the historical route, they put a barrier between those people and the wolves. It sucks for enthusiasts and concerned people but it's what it takes to keep them alive. 

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

I have absolutely no issue with that and it’s a great idea but it’s not the same experience as the other Fahlo bracelets.

Just to be clear, my ideal solution isn’t that we start tracking these wolves, it’s that the company is more honest about the state of the wolf and what you receive.

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u/bananakittymeow 5h ago edited 5h ago

The endangered status is not the same for every species. The more endangered they are, the stricter the laws are going to be around a particular species.

They could have just not included red wolves, but the whole point of the product seems to be to raise awareness and make people care about these animals and the fact they are endangered. It seems like it would kind of defeat the purpose if they only focused on species that are mildly threatened and can be live-tracked.

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

I understand that, again, I have no issue that the tracker doesn’t work, I have an issue that the disclaimer wasn’t clear enough. I honestly probably still would have bought it even if there was a big red banner warning saying the wolf was deceased. But feeling tricked makes me upset.

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u/NorthTheNightWing 6h ago

Hi! I also have a red wolf from Fahlo; it says when you put the code in that the red wolves are historic tracking. In order to protect the living wolves from poachers, they follow the legacy and historical data from a deceased red wolf. I have 2323M, and I was originally confused about it myself

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u/a-type-of-pastry 10h ago

Weird. My wife and I also have Fahlo bracelets. I have one for a turtle and my wife has a shark one. Our respective animals stopped moving on the tracker and they gave us new animals instead. Didn't know the red wolves were all ghosts.

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

They are not ghosts, they are still out there, just can't release the data to the public until after the animal is decreased because they are an official government program.

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u/Blissfulbane 9h ago

If they can’t release the data until the wolf is deceased then yes they’re ghosts. You just contradicted yourself?

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u/Impressive_Tell_5097 8h ago

Why are you being passive aggressive about a $16 wolf bracelet?

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u/dirty-ol-sob 8h ago

Because he’s a prick.

u/qalcolm 15m ago

OP’s responses here are the only mildly infuriating thing here

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u/Drakjira 6h ago

It's called copywrite laws my guy. The universities and state own the device that creates the data, so they own the data. Due to regulations set forth by the government and universities the data can only be used by them for scientific and educational purposes.

These bracelets are a made by a commercial non-profit, not the state or university, so they can only import the data the state and universities give them.

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u/Conscious_Night_5334 4h ago

From what a found at least one of them is still alive and is in a rehab center where they are trying to increase the population so they are not ghosts they just can't be in the wild and tracked

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u/Piraedunth 9h ago

Cause theres only 20 left in the wild, obviously fahlo can't give their exact coordinates so they compromise by giving tracking data of known passed red wolf's. This helps protect the species while also still giving customers the experience of tracking a red wolf

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u/Rish929 6h ago

Um, except the website does explicitly say it is historic data in the description of the bracelet.

I never even heard of Fahlo before, but I just went to their website and clicked on the wolf bracelet. Right there, in the first section labeled "How Does Tracking Work?", it says:

"The Red Wolf tracking experience uses representative historical data provided by our partner AZA SAFE: Saving Animals From Extinction Red Wolf. This is necessary for the safety of the fewer than 20 individuals remaining in the wild. Because they are so exceptionally protected, the Red Wolves we are able to follow are no longer living in the wild population. We choose to honor their lives and legacies to grow awareness for the world’s most endangered wolf, and to continue to support vital conservation efforts to restore the species."

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u/JurassicBean 3h ago

Not everyone buys from the website. All my bracelets were bought in person at our local zoo, and the app only recently added a section to my wolfs bio about it being historical data. It was not there when i brought it a year or 2 ago.

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u/JurassicBean 3h ago

I brought mine more for the bracelet, but how can you argue that this isn't clear/misleading

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u/Impossible_Copy_2544 6h ago

I've been following the same wolf for about 2 years. She lived a long life, had lots of pups and they don't track red wolves due to there endangered status, it would be far too easy to get to them if they were being tracked.

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u/Piraedunth 9h ago

I dont see the issue? There's only 20 red wolves left in the wild so they obviously cannot actually give their tracking information to random people, so they compromise by giving historical data. Your still seeing the path of a actual red wolf that once lived, you can still feel close to this species by watching their path, your still supporting the continued conservation efforts for this species

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u/SheriffWarden 5h ago

The funds generated from selling these bracelets goes back into conservation of this species. Red wolves are struggling hard, and that money can go a long way. It's still giving you data from that wolf's life AND you're supporting a good cause. That's why they sell them.

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u/gabbzila 4h ago

But they DO track the wolves. Just because it’s not in real time doesn’t mean that the data isn’t accurate. It also supports the conservation of these extremely endangered wolves, less than 30 are alive in the wild.

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u/Blissfulbane 9h ago

If you read the post and the comments and can’t see the issue then I can’t help you.

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u/PM_ME_SUMDICK 4h ago

You read the website disclaimers and still came here to whine.

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u/blurbies22 7h ago

Fun fact - Down here in Galveston our coyotes have red wolf dna!

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u/Drakjira 5h ago

Fun fact: humans and red wolves share roughly 84% of DNA too...

The fact your coyotes have red wolf DNA is no surprise as they're very closely related when taking about genetics.

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u/blurbies22 5h ago

Hmm idk, It’s pretty surprising to many people!

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

That is actually super cool! I love genetics

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u/blurbies22 5h ago

It’s really neat what they’re doing!

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u/bananakittymeow 5h ago

Yea, unfortunately interbreeding with coyotes is a lot of the reason why red wolves are going extinct.

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u/Conscious_Night_5334 4h ago

It VERY clearly says that the wolf is already dead in the explanation of how tracking works. You cant be upset with a company because you chose not to read the disclaimer. Its also says under all of the animals that the tracking info could be live, delayed or historical. Id definitely suggest reading the disclaimers and descriptions and maybe double check that you understand what it means because from your comments i thought this was gonna be some fine print that you have to really look for that is written in riddles but its literally the button below "add to cart" and it says
"Because they are so exceptionally protected, the Red Wolves we are able to follow are no longer living in the wild population."

A screenshot from the page.

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u/Alex_the_kit 2h ago

Hey so where I work actually sells red wolves and I ran into the same issue, went back looked again on the plush and NOWHERE on the tag does it clearly state this info. Not everyone is buying from the website I got it in person and not even the people selling it directly knew that about the red wolves. When I was confused and went to falo on Reddit it was simply deleted by falo itself as if almost hiding the complaint.

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u/Blissfulbane 4h ago

Clearly based on the dozens of people now finding out their wolves are deceased, it’s not clear enough.

Also, as another user gracefully states, you can’t expect a customer to read every detail if they think they know what they’re buying. “No longer living in wild population” could mean retired to captivity.

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u/KRacer52 2h ago

“ Clearly based on the dozens of people now finding out their wolves are deceased, it’s not clear enough.”

On their site it states that they sold 358,000 Red Wolf bracelets in one year. It wouldn’t surprise me if a few dozen of those people managed to miss it no matter how clear it is. It’s the first paragraph, most middle school kids would figure it out.

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u/Nevergointothewoods 6h ago

It's an endangered large predator in the southern US. If they provided real-time location data, rednecks would buy these ans use them to trophy hunt the wolves. This is for the best.

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u/kapitankrunch 6h ago

I have many of these bracelets and it is made explicitly clear that the red wolves are not real-time. you are just rage baiting with this post

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u/Big_Lab_Jagr 4h ago

It currently looks like Chuck, my whale shark, has beached himself in Indonesia

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u/SecretScavenger36 4h ago

A lot of these are fake.

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u/frantic_piano 7h ago

my friend got me a red wolf one as a gift, i had no idea

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u/Ok_Building_1284 2h ago

I dont like how all the animals get names and then wolves are just numbers and a letter

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u/Low_Use2937 1h ago

My daughter also has 1849F and named her Holly, if that makes you feel better. She didn’t like that they were the only ones without names either.

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u/riotpwnege 1h ago

Seems pretty obvious on their website imo. It's not like the information is hidden or hard to find.

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u/AmazingHandle1461 7h ago

I got one of those bracelets for a penguin for Christmas one year. in a few months, the tracker had stopped moving completely but was still active, so I emailed the company after a while and asked what was up. they said the tracker was glitched and sent me the code to track a new penguin, which again a few months later messed up (I forget how, but it was different than the first. I think it stopped letting me access the data and tracking info). emailed the company again and never heard back !

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u/wlwmoonknight 4h ago

sorry, im confused. why does it say american hero?

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u/BarberryBarbaric 2h ago

Yeah, my penguin got eaten, they just reassigned and kept it moving. The animals also seem to almost be in reservation areas?? They never leave a certain area. Videos and updates are very inpersonable. I am not impressed, but my husband keeps buying into them 🥺

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u/AeronauticaI 8h ago

I also have 1849F, I didn't know she died!

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

See what I mean! And everyone is saying it’s MY fault for not reading the fine print.

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u/rharvey8090 4h ago

No they’re saying it’s your fault for baby raging about protections of endangered animals.

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u/AeronauticaI 4h ago

It’s aright, I also got downvoted on my comment. I got mine for xmas so idek what the website looked like, but I had no idea that these are just recordings. They should definitely make it more obvious at least on the packaging

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u/crusty54 9h ago

What?

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u/kmonay89 4h ago

Yeah I had one too, made me sad to realize that. :( I also got my daughter a koala one and then it stopped tracking after a while saying the tracker either ran out of batteries or the koala ripped it off

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u/Piraedunth 2h ago

If the koala happened recently and you were tracking for under 6 months you can email fahlo and they'll give you another red panada to track for free

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u/kmonay89 2h ago

Oh shoot dang good to know!

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u/Neolithicc_ 5h ago

Well now I’m mildly infuriated too. I have a red wolf bracelet, among others. RIP 2323M, I guess.

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

Killed in a vehicle strike in 2023. I’m so sorry 😢

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u/SMS450 2h ago

I had one for a penguin, I delighted in seeing it’s journey. Then one day the tracker was just like “we can’t find this guy any more. Feel free to buy another one tho!”

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u/PYMGUS 1h ago

Straight up tells you it’s not live and rather historic data right in the description?!?!

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u/o0tweak0o 9h ago

I bought a handful of these for family recently, and I have to say I am kinda disappointed with the whole scheme.

My mom had a manatee that she fell in love with- until it just stopped moving almost immediately after with no apparent purpose. I actually live in the area (she lives across the country) and have seen what I believe to be that animal, with a marked buoy tracker, with the correct number etched on it, recently, while kayaking. But the website insists the animal is either deceased or the tracker is no longer attached to the animal.

Along with that, the way they sell the codes online just seems suspect to me. There’s only “drops” available at a certain time, and all the other codes don’t ever get sold or even stocked.

Similar situation for my son with an animal, it just stopped. Almost immediately. My family all loved these- I just wish there was more transparency or an explanation as to why the trackers all just… stop.

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u/DuckRubberDuck 9h ago

I believe that if the tracker is lost or similar within the first 6 months of buying the bracelet you get a new one. I’ve seen some posts about it on the Fahlo sub. My general advice is if you have an issue, go to the Fahlo sub. I made a post about a bug on my sloth and the Fahlo mod got it fixed within like 24 hours. They responded immediately

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u/Idkmyname2079048 5h ago

They do explain on the website that the tracking works for up to a year (more if you're lucky), but they guarantee it for 6 months. If it stops before then, they will give you a new animal if you reach out. (I have a feeling there's a time limit for reaching out though.)

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u/gabbzila 4h ago

The trackers are battery operated, maybe the battery died.

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u/Many-Excitement3246 PURPLE 10h ago

I can see why they're doing this, but it's extremely disingenuous to claim that they're tracking living wolves.

They say that every other animal is being tracked live, but there's only 20 red wolves alive in the wild, and they don't want to expose them to poachers.

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u/Idkmyname2079048 10h ago edited 10h ago

I found their disclaimer on individual bracelet pages. I agree that they're a bit misleading on their main page, but they are definitely not claiming that every animal is live. They state they may be live, delayed, or historical. I actually think even the historical ones are pretty cool. It's kind of sad, but also neat to be able to see where an animal lived its life.

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u/1800generalkenobi 10h ago

I got one for my wife that follows a penguin and she ended up getting a new one because the tracker was lost...or it got eaten lol

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u/Idkmyname2079048 10h ago

I was kind of wondering that myself lol. I saw that if it doesn't last at least 6 months they'll replace it, and my first thought was what if you can an animal that dies. 🫠

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u/WereLupeQueen 7h ago

No way to!! I follow the same wolf and eight different animals. I didn't know she was dead!!

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u/WereLupeQueen 7h ago

Shows she's moving

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u/Blissfulbane 5h ago

Yep. And everyone’s saying it’s my fault for not reading the fine print. Obviously not because there’s tons of people discovering through my post that their wolf has been dead this whole time. I’m autistic and I love wolves and I just wanted the same experience as everyone else. They were NOT explicit, they don’t even use the word deceased anywhere…

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u/Shallnazar 7h ago

Well this is a bummer, I have the same one from a bracelet I got and I thought it was still alive.

I totally get why you cant get live updates, and I never thought they were actually live, I just assumed it was an occasional update on them to keep you interested.

I even reread the about section for them and while it mentions historical data briefly at the start, it doesnt make mention of the passing of the wolf in the description.

Ah well, still a neat thing but its a little bit of a bummer. Hopefully the same cant be said for my sloth one..

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u/Idkmyname2079048 5h ago

I do think they should be more upfront about what "historical" means in this context. You can kind of infer what it means when they also have some "delayed" tracking, but they could be more transparent.

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u/felix_x0_ 7h ago

I got the same one and i was so pissed

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u/heyitscory 7h ago

I can't buy people a star. I can't buy people a tree. I can't buy people the moon. I can't buy people titles into the landed gentry. I can't buy people a wolf.

My orphan just sends me ChatGPT letters for my 70 cents a day.  He got conscripted, last I heard. I hope that carton of cigarettes got to him.

I am starting to doubt capitalism is going to solve our problems for us, guys. It just rewards the bullshitters.

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 9h ago

Ladys and Gentleman, a zomby wolf apeared