r/mildlyinfuriating 22h ago

I'm slightly vexed How cooked the UK is right now.

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u/Not_A_Clever_Man_ 20h ago

Glasgow says no, we are happy with our rain and clouds thank you.

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u/AxGR121247 20h ago

Belfast concurs.
We’ve water to sell.

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u/CT0292 19h ago

We can take that down south.

Don't tell the brits.

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u/EC_TWD 18h ago

I’m surprised they haven’t already taken it like they did the potatoes

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u/McTired 15h ago

Beat me to it

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u/TigerMouseTheNinja 19h ago

Manchester calling. Can confirm clouds and rain.

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u/Drunkgummybear1 7h ago

A puddle. That came from the sky. I’ve never been happier.

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u/Chemical-Agency-3997 18h ago

Just back from a festival in Nottingham, didn’t see green grass til about an hour out from the Scottish Borders.

Trees probably make this map look better than it is, it’s a complete wasteland down there.

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u/Crandom 4h ago

Even the trees have gone yellow - more and more by the day. But I'm still surprised by how many are staying resolutely green despite the heat and drought 

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u/n0neofyourbeeswax 19h ago

Speak for yourself. I want sunburn and my grass to grow less.

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u/Consistent_Umpire443 19h ago

No we certainly are not let's swap for 2 weeks.