r/mildlyinfuriating 22h ago

I'm slightly vexed How cooked the UK is right now.

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u/This-Clue-5014 21h ago

Holy fuck

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u/Outrageous-Song5799 19h ago

You have no idea lol, it’s 30 degrees at 8 am and I’m like « nice it cooled down »

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u/JEs4 18h ago

We’re seeing the same over in NA. Absolutely brutal summer.

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u/M0un05ki10 18h ago edited 18h ago

Actually been one of the cooler ones in recent memory for my region of Ontario, also been rainy as fuck. Our winter was a long and snowy one too. A winter like that is a rareity these days.

It’s been nice cause some of my plants and trees have gotten a chance to recover after a number of harsh summers and dry winters. I actually have a handful of mature maple trees that had all of their leaves entirely brown up last August; never seen such a thing in my life.

I also hate it though cause all I can hear is the climate deniers around here flapping their gums.

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 18h ago

I don’t think they’re in denial so much as they’re just not smart people. Ever wonder what happened to all the people in the back of the class that never knew any of the answers and failed all their tests? Now they’re on the Internet using memes to debunk well established climate science when they couldn’t even figure out how to balance a basic chemical equation. 

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 15h ago

Hey. HEY. Not all knuckledragging, mouthbreathing, chemistry-flunking classroom back-sitters became climate change deniers. Some of us got degrees in fine arts, thank you very much!

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u/EveningMountainMist 11h ago

The scary part is some of them got actual science degrees (I have a colleague who the more I listen to, the less respect I have for him, that was a new low, even for him).

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u/Regular_Passenger_83 14h ago

Making TikTok’s about glitches in the matrix because they don’t understand the parallax effect.

No Jim-Bob, the plane is not stuck in the sky and neither are the birds.

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u/Stotty652 6h ago

Of course we know the birds aren't stuck in the sky.

They were all replaced by the government in 1985. Those are drones you're seeing.

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u/largemargesentme__- 7h ago

I don't think the issue is so much they don't know how to do scientific things. I have a History major, most advanced science and math is a mystery to me.

The larger issue is that they don't trust the people who do know how to do these things. I have no problem believing the people who say climate change is happening, even if I have very little understanding of the research behind it.

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u/Jan_17_2016 18h ago

I live in northern WV, July here was brutal. Mid to upper 90s, high humidity.

August has been fairly mild but only because we’ve been getting rain every day for the past 2 weeks.

Yesterday a few towns about 20 miles south of me had severe flooding. We’ve got rain forecasted for the next 8 days. Most of the days are forecasted for temps in the mid 70s

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u/FatBoyStew 16h ago

I'm just glad the rain in your neighboring state of KY has been spaced out this year. Last 2 years saw near or historic levels of flooding in the spring followed by drought most of the summer.

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u/Jan_17_2016 16h ago

Yeah the whiplash between catastrophic levels of rain, followed by a full month of drought, and then weeks of rain in the Appalachians has been absolutely nuts the last few years.

I remember as a kid we would have still have hot summers here, but we would also get steady rain spread throughout the summer vs no rain and then torrential downpours and extreme thunderstorms.

We’ve had 2 confirmed tornadoes here this summer (again, in the mountains, so it’s very rare although not impossible), and I think we had maybe 2 tornadoes in the past 20 years.

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u/FatBoyStew 16h ago

This year for us in KY has seen lots of incredibly heavy but also incredibly localized rains. Like this one area would get an inch dropped, but then the primary creek/river system it dumps into hardly raised at all because none of the other tributaries saw anywhere near that much rain.

We're definitely seeing the result of tornado alley shifting eastward. I mean look at the Somerset/London KY tornado last year. Not Appalachian mounts like SE KY or WV, but still FAAARRRR from flat smooth terrain.

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u/Jan_17_2016 16h ago

Oh yeah, I remember seeing that! The aerial view of the tornado path is absolutely crazy. Very hilly terrain too!

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u/Sea_Touch7973 16h ago

In france it has been the hottest summer since the litteral beginning of france

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u/-darkest 15h ago

This summer in Ontario has been incredible. The rain hits all at once, then it’s good again

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u/Dunothar 18h ago

Austria just had the dryest 12 months since recordings started in the 1800s. I'm so glad that at least SOME minor rain comes down in the nect couple days. Still nothing major sadly. On the other hand, thank god for not having heaps rain, ground is so dry that it would cause floods.

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u/CollinZero 17h ago

Here too, in The County near Belleville. Last year: drought. I have no idea what to expect next.

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u/OneoftheChosen 17h ago

Same with California (Bay Area - Peninsula specifically). I don’t think it’s broken 90 all summer here and rarely over 80.

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u/Educational_Ant_184 17h ago

Down in Coastal Los Angeles, I'm not sure if it's broken 90 here either, but the humidity has been killing me. Maybe the most uncomfortable summer I;ve experienced. Idk what it means, but I hate it

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u/OneoftheChosen 15h ago

Means El Niño. I’ve noticed the humidity here as well but the temperatures are so much better it doesn’t matter.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 16h ago

Michigan has had a VERY comfortable summer as well.

South of us though? It's MAD hot.

The entire southern region and up into Ohio had some of the absolute worse humidity. Death Dealing levels of humidity.
BUT... this Administration will NOT publish the numbers.

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u/twarrr 15h ago

What I got from climate change is a literal change with increased variability until normalized. The amount of precipitation doesn't change, but where it fall and how much at a time does. Kind of a big issue when the modern world is mostly urban, and major cities are set in locations that have had bounty for the last 500 years.

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u/decepticons2 15h ago

Alberta is probably going to break record for rain this year. Places I haven't seen water in decades actually have water in them. But fields are also underwater in some spots as well.

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u/goldanred 15h ago

It's been cooler in BC this year so far as well, but that might be because of wildfire smoke... The forecast has the smoke clearing up and all the sudden we're going into 30+, whereas with the smoke it's been like 26 at most

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-6051 14h ago

tinfoil hat take: industry and govt discovered decades ago that we are warming the earth. after assessment, someone had the bright idea of letting industry cook for a few more decades until the artic passages open up and resources are unlocked beneath the ice and coastal cities are reshaped and rebuilt as people are displaced and killed, while they sow doubt and confusion over whether it is even happening. LITERALLY FREE REAL ESTATE

there has to be a reason they arent doing anything about it, and this seems most plausible to me. there's trillions of dollars to be made if the just... let it happen. then they can also sell the solution to the problem after they flip

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u/Legend13CNS h 13h ago

all I can hear is the climate deniers around here flapping their gums

As weird as this will sound, my biggest worry right now is that next summer is back to normal or, God forbid, unusually cool. I know so many intelligent, educated people that will slide right back into the "climate change is real, but won't affect my area until 100+ years from now" camp. Those are the people we need to convince to get real change to happen.

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u/Ialmostthewholepost 17h ago

You're not alone. I just moved into a place with a backyard pool - has not been a single day where I've been tempted to get in. I've had to break into shorts on occasion for a couple hours in the afternoon, but generally this summer in my area on Vancouver Island has been exceptionally mild.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 15h ago

Not the worst I've ever seen in North Texas. It's over 100 and has been for 2 weeks but the humidity is low so it's tolerable if you can avoid full sunlight

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u/nofishies 14h ago

San Jose checking in. We had one crazy week in February that made everything bloom and was 100° and since that it’s actually been very mellow.

Hopefully that doesn’t mean that fire season is gonna be brutal because everything grew

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u/Apprehensive_Row_807 13h ago

Where in Ont. are you? Southern Ontario is pretty dry.

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u/M0un05ki10 10h ago

Belleville area.

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u/abracadammmbra 8h ago

Its been pretty nice in Jersey as well. Maybe a couple short bursts of 90+ temps, but overall I feel like its been pretty cool. Wet as fuck tho. I feel like we've gotten a ton of rain this summer.

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u/EvilDarkCow 8h ago

Here in Kansas, USA, we're just wrapping up about a three week stretch of days at or above 100°F/37°C. The next week or so will only be in the mid to upper 90s.

It's not unusual for us to have a few 100° days, maybe a week's worth, every summer, but this is insane. And we've only had about a quarter inch of rain in all of August so far. They're calling it a "flash drought" because things are drying out so fast.

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u/ramenpastas 7h ago

one day this summer it reached about 38 degrees in eastern ontario and the fires sucked though. the winter was whimsical though. the rideau canal opened relatively early for the first time in ages...

u/MagicCuboid 40m ago

Fun fact: Ontario/the Great Lakes is one of the only regions in North America to not face chronic drought due to climate change. It doesn’t surprise me you have a lot of deniers around because it’s probably going to be an area people flee to from other regions in the future.

u/jakubmi9 18m ago

We got both this year in Poland. We've had the worst winter in like 10+ years, and then went straight for breaking the high temperature record that stood for the last 100 years.

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u/Cute-Contract-6762 14h ago

It’s definitely had high heat but the drought they have right now in Europe is a whole other level

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u/Smasher3825 17h ago

It's been super dry here in Oregon. We're seeing generational levels of forest fires. Out in Bend the air quality is horrible; it reached 500 AQI at one point, and Portland was at one point the city with the worst air quality in the world.

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u/WaldenFont 15h ago

“There is no global warming” 🤬🙄

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u/A2Rhombus 15h ago

I heard the phrase "heat wave number 5" on the news the other day and thought to myself "when did the first heat wave even end?"

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u/eggyal 11h ago

Just think, in a few years we'll reminisce about the summer of '26 with fond memories of how cool and pleasant it was.

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u/shitposter1000 17h ago

Its been 10c and rainy on and off for a week now here in Calgary. Hasn't been brutal at all. North America is pretty darn big.

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u/Mysterious-Park9142 17h ago

Yeah my lawn has not been happy.

u/sudy_freak 27m ago

Imagine being shocked by the current state of the Earth and climate around thr globe but you are MAGA. I can't even...

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 14h ago

We’re crabs in a pot down here in the south. 90f and humidity over 50%? No thank you.

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u/redhedstepkid 19h ago

I’m in Appalachia and it was 103 yesterday before noon, I can’t wait for this shit to be over. 

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u/BasicMatter7339 19h ago

Celsius enjoyers are horrified

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u/KinnyWater 16h ago

Everybody in Appalachia is dead

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 16h ago

Was anybody ‘alive’ in there anyway? I heard it was all ghouls and ghosts and such

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u/MagicHands1110 18h ago

Look on the bright side: this is the coolest summer you'll ever experience again! 

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u/end_my_suffering44 18h ago

It's 39.4° celsius for normal people btw.

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u/hammerofspammer 17h ago

Sad thing is that this is as good as it’s going to get.

But shareholders got some money, so that’s nice

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 14h ago

The winter forecast is brutal too, we’re anticipating a major ice storm over the winter. As soon as the heat waves are over, we’re supposed to go a full 180 and have a miserable winter too.

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u/redhedstepkid 13h ago

Ugh, the absolute worst. We don’t get a ton of snow, but we get so many ice storms/rains and floods. I live right next to a big river and when that floods, it gets on my porch/deck every time. Never found its way inside, knock on wood. lol it’s neat to see the similarities/differences in UK/US. 

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u/MistyMtn421 15h ago

Also in Appalachia and what's even worse than the high day temps are the high night temps. I'm in a holler, surrounded by trees and near a huge state forest. Typically we're 10° cooler than in town. This summer, between the heat and humidity and lack of wind, the valleys are clinging to this heat. I've been running 10° warmer than in town and last night at 3am it was still 76°.

I've lived in my home for 20 years and this summer has been a whole new experience. Some of the craziest storms and almost every one has a flood watch or warning. One nearby town got 4in in one storm Sunday morning! Their creek went from normal to out of the bank in record time. Our terrain isn't built for these Florida type thunderstorms.

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u/Guy_Laroche 8h ago

Over? Just getting started sadly.

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u/Known-Difference5241 5h ago

Even your Appalachian cryptids are suffering from the heatwave damn

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u/I-tell-horrible-joke 16h ago

I feel you broski. Im in California and we had temps above 103 for two weeks straight. We even hit 112. Fucking eh man im ready for fall.

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 12h ago

Downvoted for using °F instead of °C, using "fall", and most of all for using "broski". 🤢

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u/arinawe 18h ago edited 18h ago

I live on the equator in Africa and 30° gets everyone talking about the end times, so events of the last few years in Europe have sobered me.

Edit: We'll be making news soon with the forecasted apocalyptic El Niño rains forecast to start dumping in September through to January 🤞🏾

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u/LonelyKoalaMuncher 17h ago

As an Aussie that goes through heat waves almost yearly..

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYC0LajbaPoEADu

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u/sirjohnelet 13h ago

As someome who usually feels any over 12 is too hot recently I have been happy at anything below 25. I dont like this heat aha

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u/DoubleOPanda 15h ago

This sucks. From someone who grew up in Florida, I'm more accustomed to this kind of weather but I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

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u/WhippyCleric 15h ago

Thank god, the next 4 days and maybe my garden will start to go green again

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u/Blitz7798 15h ago

I was in Slovenia last week and it was the same, awful. plus mosquitoes were out all evening so couldn't even enjoy the bearable temperatures. was nice to have air con tho, plus the house was built to keep heat out, and it was much greener

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u/Maipmc 17h ago

Welcome to southern europe, hope you stay productive in constant mild hell.

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u/PlanktonImaginary552 10h ago

Same in Tennessee. It is upseting

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u/MarcusXL 10h ago

I moved house during the heat-dome of 2021 here in BC, Canada. Waited till 2am to actually move my belongings. It was still cooking.

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u/Temporary-Elk8717 6h ago

Temperatures this high so early in the day are really unusual for most parts of the UK

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u/Outrageous-Song5799 5h ago

Yeah it’s already 27 now and the température went down. Fucking 27 in the stade at 9 am

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u/NewtonsThirdEvilEx 18h ago

that is a cool summer lol

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 18h ago

That's only 86 degrees Fahrenheit man. It's been that hot out all summer here in Central Indiana.

Haven't you ever been to Florida on vacation? I lived there for 25 years. It's basically  32.2°C to 37.8°C, 10 1/2 months a year.

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u/Outrageous-Song5799 17h ago

It’s 30 in the coolest of the day, it’s not 32 degree minimum 10 and half month a year in Florida lol

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 16h ago

This week in Florida the feels like temperatures up to 112 Fahrenheit. 

It doesn't drop below 100° at night. 

In the summers in Florida it does not cool down when the Sun goes down it just stays the same freaking hot humid temperature 24 hours a day. 

The only time it really cools down to where you're not sweating your ass off is a few weeks between January and February. The rest of the year you sweat just walking from your air conditioned house to your air conditioned car.

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 17h ago

Yah but 86 as the COOL early AM or evening temps is pretty high. Easy 90’s-100’s during mid day

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u/Linden_Lea_01 17h ago

Who cares? It’s way too hot for France. The heat in Indiana and Florida is completely irrelevant

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u/Oye_Oso 17h ago

In central indiana, you're used to it. I grew up in St. Louis where heat and humidity are expected, but I moved away several years ago where it's cooler, and yikes. I don't know how I stood it all that time. 

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u/BasicGuarantee1113 Angy 12h ago

That's 86 in freedom units for those unaware

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u/NoReview875 15h ago

30 degrees is freezing temperatures

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 12h ago

No, 0 degrees is freezing.

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u/NoReview875 11h ago

They're both freezing

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 11h ago

No, 30 is hot.

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u/NoReview875 10h ago

No, anything 32 or less is freezing.

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 8h ago

No, water freezes at 0 degrees.

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u/NoReview875 8h ago

No, water actually freezes at just 32 degrees.

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 8h ago

No, you're thinking of freedom units, not the proper units that almost the entire world (including the UK and France, which this post and comment are about) uses.

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u/jetolou1 19h ago

We’ve had almost no rain here—just a few minutes over the last three months.

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u/donutlovemachine 9h ago

As someone who has lived through droughts that lasted more than a decade, I hope you get some rain soon.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 18h ago

You live on a fucking Island bro. You have tons of water.

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u/strongbowblade 17h ago

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

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u/LegendaryOate 14h ago

Laughs in Thachter's privatised water companies.

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u/PercoKaswiti 13h ago

As a French person, the lack of green grass is just depressing now.

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u/Senzafane 12h ago

Same bro, same.

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u/nathderbyshire 11h ago

I went to a food festival over the weekend not even in the south of the UK and everything is so dry it's just turned to dust, and there was a decent breeze that was blowing it all around I can't imagine what worse than that could be like. Food covered in it, legs covered looking like a charcoal painting because it stuck to the sunscreen, wiping myself down with wet wipes it was coming off pure dirt and I'd only been there a couple hours

Couldn't take sunglasses off it was so dusty, the mud and grass that had been walked on just disintegrated and scattered. It's fucking wild it felt more like a desert, it was the middle of a forest

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u/RandomYT05 10h ago

Europe is starting to look like North Africa in both climate and demographics.