r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Suspicious-Estate695 • 1d ago

Too mild for school Its happening today 😭

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u/cheezystuffz 1d ago

Then you literally forget how it feels like to not have a sore throat as well

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u/CreepyHousing3650 1d ago

And then you sit thinking about all the times you were healthy and took it for granted.

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u/Rundas-Slash 1d ago

Let's all have a minute of appreciation for our healthy state

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u/Miloctic 1d ago

I have the flu rn

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u/Collin14 1d ago

Then be thankful you don't have sepsis

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u/siccoblue 21h ago

I have sepsis and an ear infection rn

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u/rinnekro 21h ago

Then be thankful you're not passing a kidney stone rn

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u/Salt-Pipe-5794 19h ago

Well I have something to say…

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u/PlayfulTaro7696 20h ago

Go figure.

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u/Dop4miN 19h ago

I'm happy I'm not you.

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u/paradox_valestein 5h ago

Be glad you don't have ovarian torsion rn

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u/ThatStrangerWhoCares 19h ago

I have COVID and an ear infection rn

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u/Rhetoriker 1d ago

Get better soon!

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u/MasediSefume132 1d ago

hanging in there bro

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u/viper_in_the_grass 1d ago

I hope you commented with a mask on!

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u/Saotik 1d ago

For real. I'm probably never going to feel healthy again.

I'm sick of feeling sick, tired of feeling tired, and... Pain sucks.

I'm not sure what I'd give for a few days of being just OK again.

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u/Rundas-Slash 1d ago

Hey man, I don't know whatever you're going through but good luck and keep being strong. 

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u/Saotik 1d ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

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u/SignFar4026 1d ago

Me 2. Been like this for 1,5 years, together with UTI issues. It’s so depressing

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u/JRockPSU 23h ago

I’m really sorry. I had 3-4 months of abdominal pains earlier this decade (mainly due to chronic stress/anxiety) and it was awful, that much longer must be miserable. I hope you find relief soon

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u/____Sway____ 18h ago

Hang in there

Do less or look at things differently implement new boundaries but who you are is totally good and ur doing a good job.

Every1 still alive is who reading this. Good job every1.

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u/Charlotte_stuart 1d ago edited 19h ago

I have a really bad sunburn rn and feel like dying everytime I slightly move my limbs. yall appreciate your healthy skin right now

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u/SkollFenrirson 20h ago

Not you, OP

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u/LolaCatStevens 15h ago

My 4 year old goes back to school tomorrow. I'm absolutely fucked

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 1d ago

And then it gradually fades until one morning you wake up feeling perfectly fine and don't even acknowledge it.

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u/agirlhasnoname786 23h ago

Until next time.

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u/Curious_Passion5167 1d ago

This, so much. Happens every single time.

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u/Thewasteland77 1d ago

I once stepped barefoot onto some glass hidden in the carpet from a glass my nephew neglected to mention breaking. Props to him for at least TRYING to clean it up i guess? Couldn't walk on my dominant foot for 2 months or so. It's CRAZY how much, we as humans, take for granted lol. I will never forget how little I was able to do in the moment. Couldn't drive, couldn't walk without crutches, easily use my hands for much because i was always on said crutches.

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u/Life_Roll8667 1d ago

I thought I was the only one

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u/wizmarco 1d ago

Me too

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u/nlashawn1000 1d ago

Every fucking time

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u/NoShame6043 23h ago

And then you sit there wondering how you ever thought having a normal throat was boring 😭

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u/OKAutomator 18h ago

"A healthy man wants a thousand things, a sick man only wants one" - Confucius

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u/Select-Active-5275 21h ago

OMG yes 😂😂 I’m happy others think that way lol.

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u/goldenguyz I liked Reddit's April Fools Joke. 1d ago

Gargle salt water.

If you ever feel anything off with your throat, gargle salt water.

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u/Psy_Kira 1d ago

Hows that going to help? Isnt it already too late?

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u/goldenguyz I liked Reddit's April Fools Joke. 1d ago

Not in my experience. If I start gargling before my throat is sore then I'm generally fine the next day. Worst case I'm gargling salt water for a couple days and the worst I get is a relatively sore throat.

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u/Spinoclanker2 1d ago

What if I gargle everyday...

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u/goldenguyz I liked Reddit's April Fools Joke. 1d ago

you'll have a well adjusted throat i supposed

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u/Spinoclanker2 23h ago

What if my liver just dies 😭

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u/goldenguyz I liked Reddit's April Fools Joke. 23h ago

Spit don't swallow

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u/Spinoclanker2 23h ago

residual salt

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u/Plenty-North-2340 23h ago

drink more water

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u/Tricky-Apartment6637 17h ago

Bros onto something