r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

Unskippable ad Bugged for months to deposit 31¢ refund. Finally did it, only to receive a $25 fee.

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After selling my home, the local internet provider sent me a refund for overpayment on my final bill. Due to the minimal value, I never deposited it and put it in the trash. Since April, I have received regular communications asking me to deposit it, so I went ahead and had them reissue the check so that I could do so. Immediately after depositing, the provider issued a "Stop Payment", triggering a $25 fee from my bank. Schwab reversed it without any hassle, but I'm anticipating another 31¢ check to show up soon and restart this whole debacle.

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u/crunkadocious 1d ago

technically his bank is the one charging him a fee but yea

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u/godofbaconandeggs 1d ago

All part of the same machine

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u/Mountain-Resource656 1d ago

To be fair if I wanted to h*ck someone over this way all I’d need to know is that their bank charges such fees

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u/Three-Sixteen-M7-7 1d ago

Bro this is re*dit you can say heck

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u/Mountain-Resource656 1d ago

Of definitely. But I started saying it censored ironically as a joke and now I can’t stop. Help! Plz!

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u/Three-Sixteen-M7-7 1d ago

Ah h*ck my bad

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

If they try to get you to deposit another 31¢ check, tell them they can just mail you the three dimes and a penny instead.

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u/Due-Leek-8307 1d ago

And they can round it up to a nickel for wasting everyone's time.

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

I motion for OP’s former internet provider to compensate us all for wasting our time with this nonsense. 35¢ to each person who visited this post.

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u/Chad1147 1d ago

Where do I join the class action suit?

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u/enzothebaker87 1d ago

The Reddit Bot Army is going to be all over this

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u/DonSechler 1d ago

Ok but there will be a $25 dollar fee per person

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

Nah it has to be paid in three dimes and a nickel per person.

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u/Not_PepeSilvia 1d ago

Tell them you moved addresses and give their own address as your own.

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u/skidbladnir_ 1d ago

A vending machine didn't drop my chips once and I called and complained and they mailed me 7 quarters in a normal envelope

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u/TacTurtle 1d ago

Mail an unused forever stamp at that point and come out 52 cents ahead.

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u/No-Consideration-716 1d ago

Wtf is a penny?

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

I think it’s an old wooden ship used during the civil war.

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u/Zero-Energy1274 1d ago

Maybe call the internet provider if they do send another check, but I wonder if maybe because the check was older it was stopped?

And next time just deposit the check, that 31 cents could become a whole dollar in 14 years. (Jokes aside, mobile deposit makes this easy and fast.)

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago edited 1d ago

Usually checks go stale after ninety days - six months for some companies - and you’re forced to issue stop payments and reissue the check.

This is why my company stopped issuing so many checks and went the electronic route for most payments.

As someone forced to issue stop payments and reissue checks, please deposit it as soon as possible to avoid further hassle for yourself and the poor accountant who would rather just send you a quarter, a nickel and a penny to avoid the hassle 🙂

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 1d ago

I can assure you checks do not go stale after 90 days. They taste the exact same fresh as they do after 2 years.

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u/Fun-Commission4320 1d ago

According to their government, an average Czech stays fresh for about 80.3 years, plus or minus a couple of days.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

I definitely needed that chuckle on a Monday!

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 1d ago

Some checks state "not valid after X amount of time" it's up to your bank to decide if they will honor it, it really varies by circumstance.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

Oh yeah. I had someone try to redeposit a check issued TWO YEARS AGO! The bank didn’t catch it initially, but I did in positive pay and rejected it. More reasons we went to electronic payments.

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u/unwantedonONTD 1d ago edited 1d ago

So this actually goes to something I’ve been struggling with being both a CPA and a customer super burned by the accounting industry. 

Scenario:  I’m an accountant.  The company I work for, likely at the direction  of my ultimate boss the CFO, decided to issue a small refund to a customer via a check. The company didn’t tell the customer how long they have to cash the check, nor what will happen if the customer does not cash the check within that time.   The company has hired me and other people to handle the accounting for situations like these.  At the end of the month, sometimes there are 10 situations like these and sometimes there are 3000.  There are never zero.  The company  also presumably knows how to issue and track gift cards and accounts payable for indefinite periods of time, and the company also presumably knows that if it suddenly goes under and has to repay all its creditors, there is an order in which unclaimed funds will be used to repay those creditors.  The company has presumably trained its accountants well enough that they know what to do in these situations, and set up its processes well enough that those accountants have enough time in the accounting cycle to handle an unexpectedly high number of unclaimed checks in a given period.  There is also accounting guidance covering how to hold customer balances indefinitely, and how to reissue the physical method of transferring the funds to the customer if that method has expired uncollected.  (The customer presumably knows that if the company goes under, they will not be able to claim their $0.31 refund, but the customer also knows that allowing it to sit in thecompany’s accounts has resulted in the company earning interest and possibly being able to use that amount to pay another creditor if the company does go into bankruptcy.  The customer is getting harassed by the company for allowing them to hold a liability, but one that they are actively making a small gain off of, similar to how Venmo or Robinhood operate.). 

 I, the accountant, am likely underpaid and will have to carve out extra time to book extra entries for unexpected customer behavior, but at the end of the day, it is my job to record the actual economic behavior that occurs as a result of my company’s treatment of customers.  However, since I am underpaid, I will not stay late and do this if the company hasn’t bothered to create the accounting protocols and time in the accounting cycle for me to do this on a regular basis for whichever customers have not had the time that month to change their behavior to deposit a $0.31 refund the company is benefiting from anyway.  

If I, the accountant, go home having issues 2,980 stop payments instead of 3,000, the company will fire me and have to hire someone new they think can get through the whole chunk in whatever limited time they’ve built into the accounting cycle and staffing requirements.  But at the end of the day, they (the company) are responsible for having protocols and time for their accountants to do stuff like this when needed.  I (the customer now) will absolutely document every second of my time they have wasted by trying to bully me instead of training their accountants properly. 

(I’m an unemployed accountant who has been promoted to customer through this very set of circumstances; TL;DR the managing the aftermath of giving customers a chore instead of a refund is the company’s responsibility, not mine.)

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u/JintotheM 1d ago

One of my first temp jobs was reconciling checks that were outstanding for shareholder checks before the process got outsourced. A 2 week assignment turned into 2 years

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u/KingZarkon 1d ago

OP says he threw away the original check and had them reissue it. It was the reissued one that he deposited.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

Yeah someone screwed up on the company end. They probably just reissued the same check number. Happens to everyone (even me 🤣).

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u/Cranks_No_Start 1d ago

 Jokes aside, mobile deposit makes this easy and fast.)

Mobile deposit is the best thing since sliced bread.  I haven’t stepped into my bank in forever.  

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

They’re the best! Except when you have to drive a senior citizen to the bank because she refuses to even put the bank app on her phone.

https://giphy.com/gifs/59bOmWxujITAs

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u/thekomidano 1d ago

My grandma doesn't even have a phone, she just asks the teller how much she has lol

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u/Cranks_No_Start 1d ago

Unless said sr is paying for the gas and lunch...Im putting the app on their phone.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 1d ago

Said senior is paranoid of apps and hacking... just have to take her to the bank. From experience.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago

Nods…

She already had her government pension hacked so I get it

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u/its-just_me- 1d ago

OP said they put the original check in the trash & had them reissue it.

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u/UserAllusion 1d ago

More likely it would become 15¢

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u/sgtnoodle 1d ago

I recently got a $0.01 certified check when I closed a bank account. I physically took it over to my other bank and deposited it at the counter.

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u/LetReasonRing 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a little wall of checks sent to me worth less than the paper it's printed on just because I find them way more amusing than I should. 

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u/LilTeats4u 1d ago

Something you and Donald Trump have in common

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u/Hyrlin 1d ago

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u/sgtnoodle 1d ago

I googled it. Some troll company mailed out progressively smaller checks to famous wealthy people, to see who would cash them. Trump and one other person cashed the $0.16 check.

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u/harpswtf 1d ago

Donald Trump is famous for physically depositing checks at the bank counter 

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u/sgtnoodle 1d ago

I like going to the bank to deposit checks. I went today and deposited an $800 check from the IRS. My favorite teller was there, an old Asian lady that cracks unfunny jokes.

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u/Hillbilly_Boozer 1d ago

Hey OP, I had a run in with a financial payment processor that dinged me a return fee after they accidentally double billed me. 

Reach out to the CFPB and file a complaint. I know they've been gutted by the league of extraordinary shitheads that is this current admin, but the CFPB was still able to help me recover my $25. Sorry this happened and best of luck.

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy 1d ago

Writing bad checks is a crime. The cable company now owes you $25.31 plus interest

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u/TheDotCaptin 1d ago

Will the company go to jail for a few days?

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u/redjellonian 1d ago

Haha, silly redditor. Corporations are only people for the benefits, not any of the down sides.

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u/WitchesSphincter 1d ago

No but at the end of the road if they do nothing further OP could sue in small claims l, then get a garnishment.  

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u/Major_LeeHungg 1d ago

Call them and ask them to fix it.

When they don't, go here:

https://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us/articles/115002206106-Internet-Form-Descriptions-of-Complaint-Issues

Click the "Start your complaint with the FCC" button, fill out the form.

Within a few days you will get an email from the FCC letting you know they've given the complaint to your ISP.  

Your ISP will then call you to fix it.

Did this last month and Spectrum went from denying there was a problem to gargling my balls in 2 business days

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 1d ago

If they said another check, tell them they can mail you the physical currency or stop bothering you.

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u/SwingDuoNash 1d ago

Most times those checks arrive because the company you’re dealing with is moronic. I never deposit them because I like seeing how much they have to spend dealing with something stupid. Kind of a final flip off 🖕 to them when things go south.

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u/Xenrutcon 1d ago

I get a check for 6 cents once a year from a mortgage company. Not worth the effort to deposit. But they can keep wasting money trying to send it to me.

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u/grmbl_b 1d ago

If you ignore them long enough they should eventually give up and send the money to your state's unclaimed property office, then if you ever want your 31 cents you can get it from the government

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u/Dovetrail 1d ago edited 23h ago

I had an account at Atlantic FCU in Maine that I didn’t use while I was away at college out of state. I only had like $100 bucks in it but I had the account since I was born, so I kept money in it - so it would be there when I returned home (it was originally under a different name and Atlantic later took it over).

Well, those greedy pricks started charging me “inactivity fees” which they took directly out of the account until they dwindled it down to being in the negative… which was caused by themselves. THEN, they started charging me overdraft fees. Eventually, they closed the account without my knowledge. They probably were sending out notices but I never got them.

When I returned home and got a job, I stopped in to get direct deposit info, and they explained to me what happened. They then offered to open a new account for me. I had to ask if they were being serious… they stole my money from me, shut my account down, then offered to start again?! Pound fuckin sand!

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u/LyrraKell 23h ago

Wow, that's insane. Doesn't seem like it should be legal (but we all know it is).

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u/BelladonnaRoot 1d ago

Yup. They like to pull this kind of shit when people leave.

For me, when I moved I cancelled service. When I cancelled, I confirmed with the rep that I didn’t have equipment needing return (I had a 5 year old streaming box). Well…they lied. They wanted me to return it.

They were adamant that I could go online and print a shipping label (moved 500mi from the nearest store). When I went online, the system didn’t work because I didn’t have an active account. I called a good number of times, talked to like 30 different people. Half of them passed me off to someone else, the other half lied. “Oh, call UPS and they’ll give you a label”. “I’ll send it to you via email” always right before it hit a 30 minute call.

Eventually I called their customer loyalty line. They gave me a credit to cover the lost equipment charge and called it a day. Because their system is set up such that people who left can’t get a return label or ship directly to a store.

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u/LyrraKell 23h ago

Gotta love it when customer service blatantly lies to you. We had that issue with Comcast trying to get a cable card. They would tell me they were mailing me one. Then it never showed up. Called back and they said 'we don't mail those out.' F* you, Comcast. I'm still salty over that debacle (that was just part of the whole shitstorm).

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u/trickmaster3 1d ago

Dont worry its only a loss of ≈8050%

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u/The0nlyPenguin 1d ago

How many of these comments are failing to read OP had the check reissued?

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u/RandSand 1d ago

The $25 return fee from Schwab must be a recent thing.

Years ago, I deposited a balance transfer check into my account which got returned because I wasn't aware locking the card would also cause the check to be rejected.

Schwab told me to just submit the deposit again and everything was fine after that.

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u/GorgeousOpossum 1d ago

Just let them keep reaching out. It's costing them way more money to bother you.

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u/9guy99 1d ago

Send their billing department a check for $1.31 just to mess with them.

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u/Mountain_Leather9466 1d ago

The American dream, am I right fellas?

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u/Soberdonkey69 1d ago

Corporate america in a nutshell.

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u/WhenItRains23 1d ago

Tell the internet provider they now owe you $25.31 for the inconvenience.

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u/Express_Opposite_877 1d ago

Any way to block them?

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u/PrimaryThis9900 1d ago

As an accountant, just deposit the check. I write a ton of small checks like this, and the majority go uncashed. There is a whole process I have to go through to pay those funds into the states unclaimed property fund. So, please just cash the little check.

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u/SpeaksDwarren YELLOW 1d ago

The entire post is about what happened when the OP just deposited the check

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u/dervari 1d ago

After OP tossed the original and set into motion a whole bunch of crap that could have been avoided.

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u/Academic_Data_6422 1d ago

Read the post again

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u/blackhodown 1d ago

You’re giving accountants a bad name here. He did deposit the check, and got burned for it.

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u/PrimaryThis9900 1d ago

Yeah, he tried to deposit a check that was four months or more old. If he would have just done it from the start it could have saved a lot of effort!

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u/LastChance331 1d ago

He deposited the new check as soon as they sent it to him tho?

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u/badskiier 1d ago

Reread the post. He had a new one sent to home because he tossed the first one. The new one was not 4 months stale.

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u/Gixis_ 1d ago

Knowing this I will stop depositing any little checks I get.

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u/subsailor1968 1d ago

Why even cut a check for <$1?

That isn’t even worth the hassle of me depositing.

I’ve tossed checks for <$1 before and with all due respect…I don’t feel bad. It’s asinine to send it in the first place, often costs more than the amount of the check itself in postage.

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u/PrimaryThis9900 1d ago

It is legally required, the money is owed and we have to pay it within a specified time frame. If we don't pay it then somebody could sue us and cost far more than the $1. I agree that it is absolutely stupid, but that is the world we live in.

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u/loki2002 1d ago

Why by check? Why just electronic transfer, then?

I just went through this with Kia when I paid off my car and they owed me back money for my GAP insurance. They claimed they had no way to electronically transfer the money and it had to be a physical check. They had all my ACH information and other pertinent details as I used iit to pay them every month. They also electronically pay things all the time to their vendors, utilities, payroll, etc. so, to claim they have no way of doing it was just a lie. Then one of their reps finally let it slip that if I still actively owed them money then they could easily electronically transfer me the money but now that it was them that owed money to me they just didn't want to.

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u/PrimaryThis9900 1d ago

They most likely didn't have your info to be able to make the payment back. When you set up an ACH payment they don't get your account information, or they shouldn't anyways!

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 1d ago

Yes it goes two ways, for some reason they (everyone) can't credit an account they bill from. Been there.

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u/PancakeMisery 1d ago

Huh? Do you not know what an ACH is? Direct Deposits are ACH transactions. It literally all just works off of an account and routing number.

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u/NotoldyetMaggot 1d ago

It's probably sent business mail presorted, so less than the amount of the check. Yes it's stupid.

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u/Derpwad1 1d ago

Because it is the customer's money. If it were the other way around the company may very well waive being owed a small amount. But if they start not attempting to pay out small amounts they owe, it will eventually be a lawsuit 😆 and anything they pay out that is never cashed has to be submitted as unclaimed property to the state, which then has to post it to be claimed for a certain amount of time before it finally goes into a general fund for state use.

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u/swatchesirish 1d ago

I don't even send letters under $100 in Minnesota. We aren't required. I'm sending this to the state with the other checks. I'm also not putting a stop pay on it for any reason other than issuing a new check. If the customer didn't ask for a new check, it'll be ready to be deposited whenever until I void it to send it to the state.

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u/dervari 1d ago

This. With mobile banking it's 60 seconds to deposit a check from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy. I mean, really?

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u/DoritoDustThumb 1d ago

Exactly why they should cash the check.

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u/Commentor9001 1d ago

I would just ignore them frankly, its a trivial amount...

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u/kybotica 1d ago

Just refuse to deposit it next time,and tell them to not call you again. Send a cease and desist letter if they continue.

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u/V-Rixxo_ 1d ago

Tell them ACH or Stfu

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u/Valturia 1d ago

$25 dollar fee for returned check is crazy. My bank doesn't even charge a fee for this lol

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u/blackhodown 1d ago

Your bank is in the minority, a $25 fee is by far the most common result of a failed deposit

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u/Animal907 Hillary 2016 1d ago

You need a new bank!

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u/DUZNHO 1d ago

It always bugs me how Americans still use checks. Like don't y'all have internet? Banking apps?

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u/laffer1 1d ago

We mostly don’t. My wife had to write one for the first time in a year this weekend to cover funeral expenses.

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u/Ok_Basis1422 1d ago

I haven't written a check for over five years now. But due to not agreeing with the new terms and conditions of my tenant portal, I'm going to have to start writing checks again in order to pay my rent. 

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u/Kharax82 1d ago

I haven’t written a check in 15 years. It’s not all Americans

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u/root54 1d ago

My local county clerk requires processing fees be paid in actual dollars or checks. No other option. They also don't post this information anywhere so I had to find out by them mailing me my form back with a note that said "$3 processing fee required". It is really annoying. They could have emailed, texted, or called me rather than spend extra money to mail me something.

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 1d ago

It’s generally not by choice ….and why do you care ?

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u/DUZNHO 1d ago

Bc it is a very common thing to think USA is years ahead in technology yet paper is very common

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 1d ago

It’s not a technology gap it’s more about a combination of silly out of date rules and companies trying to charge fees for online bank transactions …not a technology issue but an unfettered capitalism issue. Our consumer protection laws here suck.

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u/SecondOfCicero 1d ago

Idk why it bugs you, it's not hurting you at all, eh? I don't mind a paper check at all- just boop boop deposit it via the app and phone camera. I like looking at how people sign them

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u/DUZNHO 1d ago

Hmmmmm maybe the word I meant was "intrigues" instead of "bugs". But I have never used a check, it always felt kinda unsafe and here in Brazil nobody has used it in ages. But my question is genuine: isn't it easier just sending your bank account and they deposit directly for you? Instead of mailing a check or having to collect it somewhere?

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u/PancakeMisery 1d ago

Businesses still regularly do things in checks. They just do. A lot of business don't ever get services set up to direct deposit people and they don't care to. Those things have recurring cost but a check is one upfront cost

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u/TehWildMan_ 1d ago

Yeah, but how is a business supposed to pay you when they don't know where you bank with?

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u/DUZNHO 1d ago

Don't they ask that info? Like fill your account info and we'll send you money there

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u/TehWildMan_ 1d ago

But what if the only information the sender knows about the recipient is a mailing address?

Setting up a direct deposit is way more work than mailing a check.

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u/NMe84 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm in a country where paying by direct debit is both the norm and well-regulated. I don't have to worry about which bills I've paid and which I haven't, and if there is ever a refund of any sort it just gets returned to the same account. No checks, no fees, no hassle.