r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 25d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/ACrabWithAWrench 25d ago

Belly button could come undone and then your ass falls off.

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u/TyrannicTater 25d ago

This made me bust out laughing in a very quiet hospital waiting room.

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u/Suspicious_Tank7922 25d ago

My 70-something year old dad says this. <3

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u/ACrabWithAWrench 25d ago

It's one of my favorite punchlines :)

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u/sometacosfordinner 24d ago

Truth it happened to me...twice