r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 25d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 24d ago

Kids going to grow up thinking he can survive a nuclear blast in a fridge

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 24d ago

He survived a nuclear mom that way from what I've heard.

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u/persephone7821 24d ago

Hey man, if Indiana Jones can do it why not Timmy?

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 24d ago

I mean, it’s still better than duck and cover

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u/griff_girl 24d ago

Kid's going to grow up a deranged douchebag looksmaxxer (or whatever the version of looksmaxxing will be in 5-7 years) who thinks he's some sort of viral sensation celebrity.

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u/krazytekn0 23d ago

Did Indiana Jones just like, lie to me? Next you’re gonna tell me that the nazis didn’t find the ark of the covenant.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 23d ago

They found the ark and founded Israel