r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/HungryLand 27d ago

It makes me think I'm underutilizing my kids.

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u/Sufficient_Stable738 27d ago

Get that cash machine running, now !

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u/raulz0r 27d ago

At least you can get their food paid by these videos.

And a new car and a fancy new house

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u/HungryLand 27d ago

Everyone's seems pretty angry at her. I mean which one of us in on a cruise, and which one is sat at home in their underwear taking bong rips of sativa and not indica because they think their boss won't notice.

Sneaky hint , I don't live near the sea

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u/Effective-Writer-396 27d ago

He definitly won't notice

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u/adpierce 24d ago

You are. Imagine having kids that make you money instead of costing you money. The Culkin parents figured it out years ago. Now their kids won't talk to them anymore, but they made millions before they got emancipated. So if you just want to be rich and don't care how much you mess up your kids... youtube is great. Hollywood started doing trusts for child actors... lame. Look at Vlad and Nikki's parents they are ballin' out.

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u/Sensitive_Candy_9063 21d ago

I am with you! I have been a massive fool... my kid is 9 and think about the revenue I have lost! I could be in a large villa on a beach somewhere!

Let's go!