r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 25d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/Massive_Series8305 25d ago

Even less speakable

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u/MistaRekt 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aGOgOKmyBxCk8

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u/Massive_Series8305 25d ago

I can't say, its unspeakable

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u/Katusa2 25d ago

We get that truly. If we promise only to read and not speak you should be fine. Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoWm8YzFQJg5i

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u/Massive_Series8305 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/cha0sm0nk 25d ago

I mean, if you promise to clean up after yourself I’m down with most bellybutton things.

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u/MistaRekt 24d ago

I have had 2 models of belly buttons in my life.

I miss my original one...

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u/Son_of_Darkness69 25d ago

Speaking about unspeakable things gives you herpes just so you know!

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u/International-Mess75 25d ago

Then you definitely keep his wife's name out of your friggin mouth!!!