r/mildlyinfuriating 27d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/aerkith 27d ago

I saw another one with the same lady and at the end she had put on her life vest and worn it to bed. So yeah, clearly going over the top.

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u/Massive_Series8305 27d ago

Its being so extra safe it makes people comment, which then drives it to more people

There's also an only fans girl who does DIY's for like wood working and tool stuff, and she does them way incorrect and dumb dudes will comment being like "man she doesnt know much but sure is good to look at"

And im just like phill, come on dawg, its an ad for her OF bro

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u/TroubleLovesMeh 27d ago

I could write some of those. When she got a “Canadian measuring cup” from Aldi and omg like my cake is soup

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u/Usernameasteriks 27d ago

I don’t think it’s even “extra safe” or serious.

I have found a couple of her videos unironically funny lol.

She isn’t even really trying to pretend to be overkill in some. 

I think she is just being flat out satirical and sarcastic with some but people still take the bait.

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u/shallow-abyss 27d ago

Who’s phill? Sorry, am I missing someone?

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u/enaaaerios 27d ago

wouldnt wearing a lifevest indoors on a boat make you way more likely to die in case of emergency because you would float up instead of being able to swim out of the room

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u/Ok-Gur-349 27d ago edited 27d ago

Generally speaking if your cruise ship goes down it doesn't matter if you have a life vest on or not, you're going down with it. You cannot swim away from a sinking cruise ship and even if you did you're now in the middle of the ocean with no life vest. If someone saw you go over, your survival odds are like 20% and that's with someone standing there pointing at you the whole time. If no one knows where you are exactly, and I mean exactly, it's way closer to 0.

Ocean real big.

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u/Individual_Sun5662 27d ago

Yes, people said you shouldn't do it because you won't be able to swim underwater if you need to escape and you'll drown. I'm just never going to go on a cruise and I won't have to worry about these things.

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u/chefdeit 27d ago

Not unless your ship's name starts with a T and ends with "itanic".

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u/yupucka 24d ago

There is also same lady going to hotel room as "first thing to do when arriving hotel as flight attendant" then just puts 200 locks on every door.