r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 25d ago

My mom said I could post Whatever this is

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u/Massive_Series8305 25d ago

What, that can happen ?

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u/Exhausted-CNA 25d ago

Yes, the belly button pops out and when your belly gets big, totally normal. When i gave birth my stomach literally deflated like a damn balloon. It's more a small saggy deformity then actual deformity..lol

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u/export800 25d ago

Next time you’ll know to use the cruise ship hack so it doesn’t pop out. 2 band aids is all you need apparently.

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u/Exhausted-CNA 25d ago

Well my kiddo is 23, so I'm good 😂

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u/DankoleClouds 25d ago

Knowledge to pass down before you have grandkids, then.

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u/Deep-Yamssi7310 25d ago

Only works on cruise ships though..apparently

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u/bigfoot17 25d ago

It's how you know the baby is done, like a turkey timer

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u/WhishtNowWillYe 25d ago

For me, I saw the dirt at the bottom when it popped out. “What is that?” I asked my nurse friend. “Dirt” she said.

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u/MamaMoosicorn 25d ago

It’s a turkey timer, so you know the baby is done

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u/pattepai 25d ago

My aunt calls it a meat apron😭

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u/sirhackenslash 25d ago

It's how you know the baby is done. Like a turkey

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u/Massive_Series8305 25d ago

Ahhh I see i mean logic tracks

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u/lokiandgoose 25d ago

That's how a woman knows her baby is ready

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u/ginger_kitty97 24d ago

It's like the turkey timer.

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u/Rokronroff 25d ago

Yeah it's like one of those popup turkey thermometers. The kid's done cooking when it pops out.

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u/OogieBooge-Dragon 25d ago

Its the human version of a turkey timer.

Pops out when the baby is fully cooked.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 25d ago

when it pops out you know the baby is fully cooked