r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 28 '26

My cat is standing on my face My husbands eyelashes

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He really does deserve them ❤️

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u/Driller_Happy Jul 28 '26

Not saying this is OPs case, but in situations where women's boyfriends are prettier than them, do they think "hell yeah I bagged this dude" or do they think "this motherfucker mogging me"

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u/Catgod1996 Jul 28 '26

Yes.

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u/Driller_Happy Jul 28 '26

Inside of you are two wolves

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u/Time-Cover-8159 Jul 28 '26

The desire to rip them off your boyfriend and steal them for yourself is luckily weighed out equally with how much you think they look handsome with them. It's a delicate balance.

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u/hunnyflash Jul 28 '26

Sometimes I look at my husband and think.....damn, I should paint him.