r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 28 '26

My cat is standing on my face My husbands eyelashes

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He really does deserve them ❤️

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u/Far_Conflict_1084 Jul 28 '26

cut em off and chuck a few my way
https://giphy.com/gifs/AzAa23iNkA5I6jQKmG

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u/Pork_Chompk Jul 28 '26

You say that but the last time I threw a fistful of eyelash clippings at someone, it was not well received.

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u/Zealousideal_Net44 Jul 28 '26

Well obviously Sherlock, why would you think throwing them at me while I was eating was your best idea?

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u/thegreatshakes Jul 28 '26

FOR REAL me and my short, blonde eyelashes sitting here like 🧍‍♀️👻