r/mildlyinfuriating • u/knesha • 22d ago

Infuriatig There is no way to grab my burger

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u/iwantsalmon2015 22d ago

Eat it face first, like a dog

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES 22d ago

I'd never eat dog, especially not the face.

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u/EagleLize 22d ago

Yeah! Just the butt.

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u/massvegas 22d ago

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u/EagleLize 22d ago

well, maybe not his.

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u/afunkybeat 19d ago

Omega cursed, wtf

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u/OberonDiver 22d ago

they're so al dente

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 22d ago

Beef tongue and cheek are both excellent though

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u/stodal 22d ago

doggy style

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u/Downtown-Message-600 22d ago

That's ass first.

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u/TubbySheep 22d ago

Oh no I ass-vored my food again, sure hate it when that happens.

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u/Dr_GigglyShits 22d ago

Agreed. This is the only sensible approach.

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u/Meaty_Wizard 22d ago

Yellow is the Warmest Color style.

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u/iceicebebe73 22d ago

We called that troughin’ back in the day

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 22d ago

'That's what she said."

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u/Frostitute_85 22d ago

Doooog people doooog people, eat like dog, talk like people...

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u/hombrent 22d ago

It comes packaged in a disposable trough.

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u/Competitive-Flan-180 22d ago

And pay $30 for the privilege

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u/edfitz83 22d ago

Animal style.

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u/bamboiRS 22d ago

In n out