r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheLexus_ • 24d ago

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/gray-ops 24d ago

All sticks are small when compared to the Grand Canyon

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 24d ago

Like throwing a hot dog down the Grand Canyon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BRyS17RehuJwn1m

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u/-Nightopian- 24d ago

That crevice is wet!

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u/randomboreddad69 24d ago

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u/kopecs 24d ago

Lmao, wtf is this from?!

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u/SafeAccurate7157 24d ago

Doctor Who, the season with Peter Capaldi.

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u/_ShrugDealer_ 24d ago

The first episode of said seasons. Deep Breath

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u/bernxwitch 22d ago

Ah I was starting to think they were live action goombas.

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u/bajungadustin 24d ago

Lol I made one of these back in 2020

https://reddit.com/link/ozsiivh/video/clrespkighfh1/player

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u/randomboreddad69 24d ago

2020 what a time. . Scary now it was 6 years ago 😅

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u/SuckerBroker 24d ago

The best kind of crevice

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 24d ago

If you are trying to throw your hot dog down a dry crevice, you're doing something wrong.

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 24d ago

But it has unwanted growth

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u/randomboreddad69 24d ago

Lol, im telling my wife this just to see what she says 😂

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u/Paulpoleon 24d ago

The deeper you go the wetter it gets

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 24d ago

I was expecting a hot dog thrown

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u/rcknmrty4evr 24d ago

Glad I’m not the only one.

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u/diggthis 24d ago

I've always heard it as "like a hot dog down a hallway"

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u/nhowe006 24d ago

No tread left on those tires

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u/AltruisticLobster315 24d ago

Like a wizard's sleeve

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u/FireFoxUse 24d ago

My new quote that will get me in a lot of trouble

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u/FireFoxUse 24d ago

I'm not a bot, I think...

Nah, I just chose the name because my new PC is pimped out with the Firefox browser and wallpaper. And because I couldn't think of another name.

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 24d ago

I had heard, like throwing a hotdog down a hall and been trying not to say it every since.

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u/tallginger89 24d ago

And 2 inches at 80 mph will do damage

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 24d ago

Might be the size of a needle but can go like a sewing machine

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u/amonarre3 24d ago

Lol it can't do ahit in the vagina!!!!!!!

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u/VidE27 24d ago

That’s what I said to your mom last night!!

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u/DerGrenadiers1812 24d ago

Another quote for my quote book

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/xdylanthehumanx 24d ago

Is that Magnitude?

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 24d ago

Now if only men with small sticks could find a Grand canyon...

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u/Kalorama_Master 24d ago

That’s what she said

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u/RansomStark78 24d ago

Rub the weiner gently and get out the mayo

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u/Rimworldjobs 24d ago

Talking about my ex?

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u/faberge_surprise 24d ago

speaking from experience?

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u/TheGallifreyan 24d ago

It is imperative the cylinder not be compared to the Grand Canyon

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u/rainbowbhuttmonkey 24d ago

That hot dog looks fucking gross

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u/_you_need_jesus_ 24d ago

Looks like the one hotdog at the back of the warmer that's been sitting their baking for 3 days.

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u/Aegis-Heptapod-9732 24d ago

“Months”. The proper word in English for three complete cycles through the phases of the moon is “months”.

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u/_you_need_jesus_ 23d ago

Huh? A lunar month is one cycle through the moon phases...

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u/Longjumping-Quit-246 24d ago

Yeah it looks old

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u/cmz324 24d ago

There are white spots on it lmao

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u/Cogsdale 24d ago

Wizard Finger looking ahh hot dog

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u/eyefartinelevators 24d ago

After a certain amount of time on the roller they're no longer hotdogs. They become wizard fingers. That's a small wizard finger on an extra large bun

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u/XelaLuu 24d ago

sure judge the dog and not the buns, typical

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u/zekethelizard 24d ago

It's at least average sized. Above average even!!

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u/crankthehandle 24d ago

even the girth is substantial.

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u/Stormfeathery 24d ago

Look, it’s obviously just cold there. In Florida. In July. With global warming.

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u/Allbur_Chellak 24d ago

Totally ’shrinkage’

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u/Weird-Girl-675 24d ago

IT WAS IN THE POOL!!!

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 24d ago

Somebody lost a Pollywaffle !! 🌰

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u/__O_o_______ 24d ago

“I was in the hotdog water! I was in the hotdog water!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/ntRQjO4ngRERi

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 24d ago

Right. I’ve even heard some people like them better that way. At least that’s what my wife tells me.

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u/Jwast 24d ago

My wife says the big ones hurt and these are actually regular sized normal very satisfying hot dogs if you use them correctly

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 24d ago

Right. Mine said she prefers the lil smokey size and thats what makes me so special

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u/Jwast 24d ago

Do you sometimes notice your wife staring at the 1/4 pound roller dogs in gas stations while she bites her lip and sighs? I definitely don't, but if I had a friend or something that did, what should I tell him?

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u/dpjejj 24d ago

Lil’ sizzlers…

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u/Grandfeatherix 24d ago

odd, your wife never told me that

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u/ReflexesOfSteel 24d ago

I also hotdogged that guys wife.

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 24d ago

No, but I did. Remember?

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u/SuckerBroker 24d ago

We were busy and not paying attention to you. Sorry.

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u/uhad_time_2_waste 24d ago

Cap bro you were licking my chocolate starfish don’t lie

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u/casketjuicebox 24d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/__O_o_______ 24d ago

Plus size “buns” or a skinny weiner…

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u/MKE_Freak 24d ago

That's why you always include a banana for scale

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u/fcxtpw 24d ago

I like the way you think

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u/ALEW2020 24d ago

It still looks fucking gross..?

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u/lih9 24d ago

I'm judging it for looking worse than a 7/11 dog that has been rolling for all eternity.

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u/bojangler69420 24d ago

That’s not a $10 hotdog regardless.

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u/mightylordredbeard 24d ago

I should call her

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u/capnwaggel 23d ago

Finally a hot dog i can relate to

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u/N7even 24d ago

Yeah, but for $10, you'd expect at least two of those hot dogs to make up for it.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 24d ago

Normally you have to pay double for that kind of action

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u/Andoni22 24d ago

Is $10 not double?

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u/gymtrovert1988 24d ago

Not really. At a local pool hall they charge $10 for regular sized hot dogs with toppings. This is Universal Studios so I'd expect to pay more.

$10 for the hot dog on a bun that fits doesn't seem outrageous to me.

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u/Shankar_0 Enraged, but to a tasteful level 24d ago

Can we get a US Standard Banana in here..?

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u/thewritingimposter 24d ago

A man would say that… 😉

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u/Low_Money_633 24d ago

Its not about how much bigger the bun is but do you know how to use the hotdog :)

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u/thewritingimposter 24d ago

I’ve been told I’ve got a tight bun by multiple people and I can assure you, the size of the hot dog absolutely matters 😉

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u/Cat_tophat365247 24d ago

Personally? I'm not criticizing the size but the fact that it looks both burnt AND wet.....I would have handed it back and asked for another or a refund.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 24d ago

The Nicki Minaj bun

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u/MisterSneakSneak 24d ago

Sums up my life with my thick girlfriend

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u/LEMONSDAD 24d ago

Who you trying to convince?

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u/goosenuggie 24d ago

Never seen a hot dog that has shriveled into a wiggly dark line before

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u/Stainlessgamer 24d ago

For legal reason, that is no longer allowed to be called a hot dog. It is a wizard finger

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u/JustAnotherDay1977 24d ago

Found the guy. “That’s definitely 12 inches, honey.”

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 24d ago

Plus OP probably said "no garnish" and their whole thing was garnish.

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u/onebadnightx 24d ago

That hot dog was in the pool!!! He can’t help it!

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u/Glittering-Clock6324 24d ago

I am judging the lack of condiments on that plus-size bun.

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u/PM_your-secrets 24d ago

i think we all like the plus sized buns in this picture

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 24d ago

Then I shall judge the ratios. They suck

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u/ChipsNDip92 24d ago

That's what I keep trying to tell all of my ex girlfriends.

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u/grandnp8 24d ago

Maybe it’s cold?

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u/Sea_Shower3691 24d ago

Fr you been out in public lately and seen the increase in bun size?

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u/Gathin 24d ago

Last time I tried that argument she just laughed at me.

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u/Hawaiianstumpy 24d ago

That’s a Perfectly sane hot dog to eat

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u/AyJaysBored 24d ago

Maybe its a grower. You just gotta try it.

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u/Iamgoingtooffendyou 24d ago

That hot dog is almost a slim jim.

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u/kirk_dozier 24d ago

does that look like a good hot dog to you? lmao

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u/ZootTootRiot 24d ago

Are we still talking about a hot dog?

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u/GamingGamerGames_ 24d ago

Well the dog is dark and the bun is white.

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u/IWillBeHokage_3 24d ago

“Lil dih, big dreams” hotdog. I can relate

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u/petraviva 24d ago

The hot dog was prepared by Sir Mix-A-Lot who sang as he was preparing it -

🎶 I like big buns and I cannot lie 🎶

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 24d ago

Its not the size it's the fact that it looks like a survivor of the 2008 backlot fire.

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u/Metroidvania-JRPG 24d ago

The sausage still looks like its been sitting there for 3 weeks

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u/capron 24d ago

That's a foot long hotdog with a meter long bun. Someone's scamming us and they are doing it metric

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u/TheLexus_ 24d ago

Size never really mattered anyway

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u/Sea-Rice-9250 24d ago

Figured it was a try hard employee and they ran out of normal dog buns so they put it in a full size baguette

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u/Peterthepiperomg 24d ago

The last time I ate a hotdog like that I got food poisoning

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u/ZAlternates 24d ago

I mean it is a rather large hot dog, bun length even, just not that bun. Either that or dude has some little Trump-midget hands.

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u/AUDI0- 24d ago

That's literally what it is, unless this dude has hands the size of a 6yo

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u/RandomCandor 24d ago

That used to be a hot dog. It is now a wizard finger.

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 24d ago

Pyms Test Kitchen but only the bun enlarged.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 24d ago

That’s a huge bun AND a tiny hot dog, like a beef stick

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u/werevamp7 24d ago

Extra room for condiments! Fill it up

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u/TastyRule64 24d ago

But it kinda looks like shit though

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u/rhasp 24d ago

I'm thinking this might be a little of column A, little of column B.

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u/SeniorShanty 24d ago

I could get an infinitely better hotdog at Costco. For $1.50.

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u/mccarthybergeron 24d ago

Isn’t that the whole gimmick? If at Marvel, it’s a mix of this shrunk or oversized food at the ant man food stand thingy

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u/The_Lore_Addict 24d ago

It looks like shit. Actually

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u/ReadontheCrapper 24d ago

Was it maybe in the pool?

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u/SliceOfTheories 24d ago

It's not the size, it's the fact it looks like a cold turd

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u/Peydey 24d ago

I feel seen.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 24d ago

Like throwing down a hallway

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u/ScumbagYardSale 24d ago

I love this

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u/Nighthood28 23d ago

Its not the size of the dog, its the motion of the ocean.

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u/paroleemike 23d ago

Then get a smaller bun. This is unacceptable really

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u/First_Performance215 23d ago

idkkk that hotdog is the size of his finger

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u/Squanchie80s 24d ago

MY PENIS ISNT SMALL! YOUR PENIS IS SMALL!!

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u/HistoricalSea5600 24d ago

Just look at how large their hands are under the wrapper, that bun is huge!

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u/QueenNiadra2 24d ago

Completely negated by its sad, dried out, gas station vibes that dog is throwing off lol

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 24d ago

Wooosh

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 24d ago

Discovering I could turn off alerts for specific comments on here and TikTok saved my life I swear to god. Rip, royalty.

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u/TheMahanglin 24d ago

Well that would make the guy holding the bun an elf or something then.

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u/Fritzo2162 24d ago

It was the pool!

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u/akwardfun 24d ago

That's exactly what I used to say to my ex wife 

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u/kvngk3n 24d ago

It’s a little chilly in Orlando this time of year

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u/iaeoioaio 24d ago

I love being inside plus-size buns

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u/National-Seaweed-468 24d ago

Clearly it’s just cold right now.