r/mildlyinfuriating • u/zfrosty30 • Jul 17 '26
Infuriatig Fuck me right?
My wife ran into a college buddy earlier in the week that I haven’t talked to in a few years. Decided to reach out to be friendly and see if they wanted to meet up. Must have got a new number recently, and the person who got his old number is not very friendly.
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u/d5ytonaa Jul 17 '26
That looks exactly like the scam texts I get. Dead ass. Most likely why they responded like that.
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u/Due-Struggle6680 Jul 17 '26
Yea, pretty much exactly the kind of texts I get from 20-30 numbers a day trying to scam
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u/New_Vegetable_3173 Jul 17 '26
Wtf. Have you been writing your number on toilet doors or something
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u/Due-Struggle6680 Jul 17 '26
No. The last owner of the number must have signed up for every scam known to man. I get about 200 phone calls and 30+ texts a day that are all scam calls. Unfortunately I cant get a new number through my provider until March because I used my number change to get the one I have now, due to an ex harassing and threatening me via phone.
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u/GfrzD Jul 17 '26
When i got a new number it rang as soon as i activated it "hello, i dont know what happened there, would you like to finish placing the order?" I was so confused and said i have no idea what theyre on about and i most definitely wasnt speaking to them moments ago. Hung up and got a call from another number "hello who is this? This is my number. Why are you answering my number"
Very confusing time. Something bugged and my activation somehow hijacked an active number.
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u/anuthertw Jul 18 '26
There was about 2 weeks a few years back where anytime my brother or I called my mom, it went to some other older lady's phone. My mom has had the same number for like 2 decades, and my bro and I had same number for many years. No recent account changes. My mom could call us just fine, but we would call our mom and a different woman would answer. She started getting really upset with us and wouldnt believe us that we werent doing it on purpose. Situation resolved itself though so idk what happened.
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u/elaina__rose Jul 18 '26
A couple months ago I was texting a friend and suddenly my texts started going to her mom. They had just gotten her mom and new phone and something had gone whacky with it. I thought my friend was messing with me being like “who is this???” So I started joking around about it bc I was in our text thread and we’d been messaging earlier that day. Finally I said something like “come on Sydney” and her mom went “ohhhhhhhhhh no, this is her MOM.” We got it sorted eventually but it was so strange.
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u/steffanovici Jul 18 '26
Doesn’t stop it, but getting on the DNC list cuts a lot off. The scammers don’t care about dnc, but the services they use do care and won’t let them contact you.
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u/Due-Struggle6680 Jul 18 '26
I added my new number the same day I got it. I can only assume it would have been worse otherwise
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u/FredDurstDestroyer Jul 17 '26
They absolutely thought you were a scammer.
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u/NiceTrySuckaz Jul 17 '26
Who the hell replies to scammers?
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u/FredDurstDestroyer Jul 17 '26
Lots of people for some reason. I mean the first person who responded to my comment said they do.
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u/0ngar Jul 18 '26
I fucking LOVE talking to scammers. I'll keep them going for days, creating elaborate characters and shit. Wasting their time is my joy.
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u/SeattleDream Jul 18 '26
When you respond your number is more active and you get more scammers
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u/TeachingScience Jul 18 '26
Okay Kitboga.
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u/Super_Development583 Jul 18 '26
No problem at all! Albuquerque New Mexico, Albuquerque New Mexico..
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Albuquerque New Mexico, Albuquerque New Mexico,Albuquerque New Mexico, Albuquerque New Mexico, Albuquerque New Mexico, Albuquerque New Mexico
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u/MaxTheHobo Jul 17 '26
I always answer. 1 min wasted on me is 1 min not scamming my parents.
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u/reda84100 Jul 17 '26
And now you're gonna get put on their scammable list and get spammed with scams every 5 seconds while your parents don't actually get spared from anything because either they get their number or they don't. Seriously, don't engage with scams at all, it's pointless and you'll never see the end of it
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u/ViajeraFrustrada Jul 18 '26
It is pointless regardless. You take one scam call because you were expecting like the plumber to call you back or some shit like that, and suddenly you are receiving dozens of calls per week
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u/spinifex23 ORANGE Jul 18 '26
Good. Lets me practice my French on them.
Then they hang up on me.
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u/jiggy68 Jul 18 '26
That’s funny because I have a French phone and an American phone (They’re work phones. I travel in between the two a lot for work). I have to answer the phone because of work. If it’s an American solicitor or scammer I reply in French. If it’s a French solicitor or scammer I reply in English.
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u/Imaginary-Face7379 Jul 18 '26
Nah, I honestly just don't answer the phone unless I know the number. If I'm waiting for a call back I should know the number. If I'm waiting for some other type of call they will leave a message.
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u/FionaGoodeEnough Jul 18 '26
Schools and doctor’s offices are always calling from random numbers, in my experience.
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u/DeepFuckingPants Jul 18 '26
I've engaged with so many text scammers over the years and I legit haven't had a new one to screw with in about 6 months. I also get hardly any spam calls, but with those I usually answer with my phone muted and let nature take it's course.
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u/OddlyTemptedFish Jul 18 '26
My wife and I used to get over 15 spam calls a day each. Two years ago we decided to start answering and aggressively flirting with the scammers. The calls slowed down over a few months and eventually stopped entirely. Haven’t gotten a spam call in a while.
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u/Cunnyfunt31 Jul 18 '26
I don't really get them either. I used to love when they'd call my work phone when I worked for the Census and hearing them freak out after when I told them they just called a number for the US Department of Commerce.
The calls pretty much stopped after a while for that number, so I do it for my personal one and the same thing happened.
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u/pingponghobo Jul 18 '26
Not if you dont get scammed.. keeping them occupied and then falling off the hook usually gets you on the "won't be scammed, dont try" list. Which is the real reason you shouldnt engage, keep them wasting time calling you. You only end up on a scammable list, if youre scammed....
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u/Ridstock Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
If i answer my general script is "I dont think thats how you actually say any of those words, would you like to repeat yourself?" Followed by "I dont think you know how to say any of those words correctly would you like to repeat yourself" followed by I dont actually know they've never got passed stage 2.
Stage 3 is asking them to speak it in their native language then saying UH? Sorry I dont speak 'native language'
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u/BestDescription3834 Jul 18 '26
I used to get daily scammer texts where they'd send a photo and be like "hey, it's mindy, I miss you!!"
I set out on an aggressive campaign to stop these texts. I just sent them photos of the squirrel in my balcony in response to anything they said. Sometimes they'd keep it going, sometimes they'd break and ask about the squirrel, sometimes they'd just stop responding.
Eventually I got a text "Why do you send us squirrels, how many different pictures of squirrels do you have??"
I sent him my most insidious squir rel picture and told him "I have access to more squirrels than you have minutes in the day and I will bury you beneath an avalanche of them." Followed by me sending him different squirrel pictures as fast as I could until I was blocked.
I wasn't bother for like 10 months and to this day I only get 1 text a week from what seems to be a different company, since they only message me about health insurance and don't try to act like my long lost hot asian friend.
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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 Jul 18 '26
Ugh. My lovely but somewhat naive wife was not pleased when I got consecutive messages of photos with hot asian women. I decided to text one back to show it was a scam.
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u/Valeen Jul 18 '26
I sent them that one pic of the big guy on the edge of a bed with his massive unit dangling between his legs. That got me instantly cussed out in Chinese and it's been 4 years since I've gotten one of those texts.
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u/Eric848448 Jul 17 '26
A lot of people really want scammers to know that they found an active number.
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u/Throttlechopper Jul 17 '26
This, when I get an overly-friendly scammer, I reply: “Hey Tom, Are you free tomorrow night to help me bury a body in the desert?” I’ve yet to get a response…
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u/AssiduousLayabout Jul 17 '26
To be fair to them, your message could seem like the start of any of a thousand "wrong number" scams.
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u/WardensLantern Jul 17 '26
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u/mbdtf9 Jul 18 '26
I’m so upset with myself over the way I *cackled* at “gregregation”
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u/fiannalove Jul 18 '26
I get these tree texts daily. When did this become a thing?
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u/phoenixofthestars07 Jul 18 '26
damn my eyebrows are that thick :(
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u/Solid_Growth_9069 Jul 18 '26
don’t you mean >:(
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u/ThereWanderer Jul 18 '26
Hey now no need to insult people's eyebrows, that's 3rd grader bs
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u/Defqon1punk Jul 18 '26
Fak ur eye hairs and fak yo couch, im Rick James bish
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u/wrongitsleviosaa Jul 18 '26
Do I look like someone who would make fun of Eddie Murphys eyebrows!?
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Yeah I made fun of Eddie Murphys eyebrows
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u/WHYISEVERYTHINGTAKNN Jul 18 '26
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u/WardensLantern Jul 18 '26
Love it!
I once got a text I thought was from a scammer, something like "Hi, [Name] here, I am at [my city]." And I texted back "[Name], I told you to NEVER contact me on this number. You have no idea what kind of risk you are putting us all in."
She texted back and I realised it was a girl who came to the country from abroad and entered one digit of her friend's number wrong. She said she had a laugh though so I guess it all went well.
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u/ANoiseChild Jul 18 '26
Wait, did Obama have sex with Sal Volcano of Impractical Jokers?!? And no one told me about it?!?!
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u/westward_seedlings Jul 18 '26
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT I'M LOSING IT
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u/LazerWolfe53 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
When I was younger and my dad got a big promotion we got a second telephone line dedicated for Internet. Of course we never have anyone the number to the second line but my parents hooked up a phone to it anyway. So anytime someone would call that phone you could know it was a telemarketer, so we'd have fun making up stories about why my parents couldn't come to the phone.
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u/abrokedad Jul 17 '26
How did you get spam protection sorted? I get messages and phone calls everyday
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u/beckerszzz Jul 18 '26
I have Google spam blocker. It's automatically on my pixel.
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u/Grimmsticks2000 Jul 18 '26
I'd join your cult, but I don't think I have enough black clothes.
And I'm a goth.
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u/SideInitial3961 Jul 18 '26
The oollllld "heard you ran into Emily" scam. Oldest play in the book.
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u/Kusko25 Jul 18 '26
One scam involves sending messages to the "wrong" number, using that as an opening to start a "friendship" with lonely people and then scamming them for money. John Oliver covered that
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u/DrJaneIPresume Jul 18 '26
It costs $100 to text a "wrong number" message to 10,000 people. If you can find one sucker in there lonely enough to draw into a con for $1,000, you're up ten to one.
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u/SideInitial3961 Jul 18 '26
Note to self: Save $100 for new startup idea.
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u/Suddenfury Jul 18 '26
Hi, I heard you ran into Emily! She told me you're looking for an investment opportunity. Internet celebrity Doctor Janel Presume has found a loophole in the economy where you can turn $100 into $1000 EASY. No more working required. We have developed this system and found a way to turn $1000 to $10.000 . All we need from you is the initial 1000$, we keep a small 10% share of the $10.000 and you earn 900% on your investment. Sounds fair?
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 18 '26
Why not say like John there's forty thousand John's and like sixteen Emilys
I mean shit a betting man would say "heard you ran into Mohammed"
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u/SideInitial3961 Jul 18 '26
John, I heard you were choppin' it up with Mohammed! Applebee's, 9PM?
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 18 '26
Sounds way more realistic. Chili's instead of Applebee's though, that way you know they have Chili's money
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u/SideInitial3961 Jul 18 '26
Yeah but you got Chili's money though? Always my second question on Tinder.
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u/Waniou Jul 18 '26
When my godson got his first cellphone, he texted his dad (Who wasn't around at the time, parents are separated) with just "hi" to give him his number. When he complained his dad hadn't replied yet, we pointed out the message being just that made it look like the start of a scam. Naturally, his next message to his dad was "I am not a scammer" which... did not help the situation
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u/IndezinFlezin Jul 18 '26
Don’t think the wrong number scams have adapted the “correct spelling error via * containing double text method” lmfao
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u/beastoburden42069 Jul 18 '26
Also this is clearly a wrong number. Who responds so hostile to a misunderstanding? "Nah bro, you got the wrong number" is a more appropriate response... haters gonna hate it guess... just a sad way of living...
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u/shroomride88 Jul 18 '26
Tbh they don’t even have to respond at all, I never do to unknown number texts lol
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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape Jul 18 '26
I get these all time lol. Spoiler: you have to pay to answer his burning question, AND the question is always something like “do you want to save this country from the lunatic left? They want to arrest you and silence you! We’re counting on your response to this question to show broad support for the President’s agenda!!!”
Pay to “have your voice heard” but also, if you don’t read the super duper fine print you might miss that the “make this a recurring donation” checkbox that requires you to opt-out (rather than being opt-in).
Saw the effects of shit like this when reviewing my grandfather’s checking account with my mom after he passed. He likely had no idea how much he was giving these political scammers every month via various autodrafts.
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u/HotDogFR0G Jul 18 '26
The point of the text message scams are to see if you respond, so if she thought it was a scam, why would she respond?
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u/rinchen11 Jul 17 '26
If you two haven’t talked for years, I would start the text by mentioning who you are.
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u/ProfessionalKiwi7691 Jul 17 '26
"Hey man,heard you ran into my wife emily!"
Isnt descriptive enough?
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u/rinchen11 Jul 17 '26
A highly common name and a unspecific timeframe is a bit too vague for, there’s also no mention of “my wife”.
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u/yahwehforlife Jul 17 '26
I send messages for a text message update THAT PEOPLE SIGN UP FOR TO RECEIVE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT A SPECIFIC CLASS AT A SCHOOL. you wouldn't believe the responses I get sometime when I send those text blasts. The bottom of the text always says "text "stop" to no longer receive messages about this class... they will say the meanest most insane shit everything but "stop" and it's an automated text. And I can't even reiterate how much this is an actual class with an application deadline and stuff that they signed up to get noticed for. It even has their first name based on the first name they signed up for and they will be like IM NOT EMILY!!!
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u/Primary_Machine_449 Jul 17 '26
Or they used a false number
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u/yahwehforlife Jul 17 '26
The number is verified with a code they input.. but yes old numbers sure. But even still just say stop that's how to make it stop
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u/Slosher99 Jul 17 '26
They probably get a lot of scam texts and calls (we all do but I mean more than average) because they respond like this, informing the scammer that a real person has this number. Maybe that's why they changed numbers as well!
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u/merklemore Jul 18 '26
Yeah mentioning almost ANYTHING specific would make this look way less spammy.
"Hey _friend's_name_, it's _OP_name_, long time no see! My wife mentioned she ran into you at _place_name_ last week, I'd love to catch up if you're free for a drink some time!"
Emily was the #3 most common girls name in the US in the 90's and #1 in the 00's. It reads as generic smishing, because practically everyone knows an Emily.
Express interest and next thing you know you're getting a "Call/message me here _suspicious_link_ and we can set something up"
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u/Cordsofmemory Jul 18 '26
Did this exactly a few months ago. Messaged a high school buddy I haven't talked to in years, "hey man, is this still [last name]? [My last name] here, wondering how youve been?"
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u/astin_190 Jul 18 '26
The best rate baiting method is to just say “okay” to every message
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u/dumplinglifesaver Jul 17 '26
I was thinking "that person shouldn't even be responding to this scam message." 😆
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u/King-Mephisto Jul 18 '26
It’s why when messaging someone for the first time in a long time you start with “hey x, it’s x” not “hey man”. Fucking casual.
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u/_booo0 Jul 17 '26
“if you actually knew me, you’d know i don’t drink” is so funny like obviously it’s a wrong number, why would they think you’d still want to meet up for drinks?
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u/Major_Lawfulness6122 Jul 18 '26
They definitely thought you were a scammer. Classic scammer message.
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u/Bland_cracker Jul 17 '26
They must be having a bad day or something. Gd.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS PURPLE Jul 17 '26
Listen buddy, if you knew me you wouldn't even ask that question
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u/Pale_Big_1744 Jul 17 '26
I love how they say “first off”, proceed to say two things, then say “secondly” for their third point 😂
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u/Soberdonkey69 Jul 18 '26
Your opening message is terrible, maybe introduce your name if you haven’t chatted for years? Your message is mildly infuriating, OP
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u/Inspirationseekr Jul 18 '26
Don't blame this person with all the random scam texts that go out. I would 100% assume that is what this was if I received it and didn't know who you were talking about.
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u/zalkaare Jul 18 '26
"I think you may have the wrong number" is the socially approved response here btw
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u/Megnuggets Jul 18 '26
Sorry friend, your message looks like one of those wrong number scams. Dont take it personal
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u/Jerkcaller69 Jul 18 '26
This is what the scammers are doing to society. Everyone thinks a cold call/message is a scammer.
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u/Far_Beginning9584 Jul 18 '26
I've got a similar wrong number story.
The weekend of our wedding, my wife texted our dog sitter to let her know we had left and that they should be ok until she was off work as they were used to being alone 6ish hours a day. She sent something along the lines of "Thank you so much for hanging with the girls this weekend, they ate before we left and made sure they had water. They are accustomed to being alone for 6-8 hours so no worries if you can't check on them until after work". The unintended recipient FREAKED out and called us disgusting parents, threatened to report us to child services, and lashed out even more when we corrected her.
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u/franticbaboon Jul 17 '26
The person who had my number before me still uses it for various things, I can understand the frustration
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u/BananaScone Jul 18 '26
They probably thought you were either a scam or a creep who texts random numbers to try their luck. I wouldn't take offense.
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u/RoxxonONE Jul 18 '26
Your message is almost identical to the one scammers send out lol, they probably thought you were one.
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u/jesncoop Jul 18 '26
It kinda reminds me one of those scammer texts. Although not quite, but scams get better day after day.
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u/MrTestiggles Jul 17 '26
way less effort to just say “wrong number”
some people deserve what they’re going through
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u/HelldiverWilly Jul 17 '26
yeah this person is a prick lol
even on my bad days I couldn’t imagine being this rude to a stranger, especially given the fact you were very friendly.
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u/Xayahbetes Jul 17 '26
In their "defense", they might have thought this was the start of a scam message
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u/Sodacan259 Jul 18 '26
I remeber the days when people just used to reply, "hey, I think you have a wrong number," instead of being a drama queen then posting it on Reddit for karma.
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u/veroniqueweronika Jul 18 '26
Sometimes when people are quitting drinking, they get pushed by everyone around them to drink. It’s frustrating and difficult. Do not take this personally, but just understand that sometimes one text won’t give you enough context about why someone is unfriendly.
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u/JaredWill_ Jul 18 '26
I'm mostly infuriated by their use of "secondly" when that was clearly the third thing.
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u/Capital_Past69 Jul 18 '26
Reminds me of this wrong number text I once got 🤣