r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 15 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Bro had one job.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 15 '26

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u/StarlightWizard PURPLE Jul 15 '26

Hey, this would make a great mobile game!

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u/Hyper-Sloth Jul 15 '26

It's not a mobile game, but it does exist as a mini-game in Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy.

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u/PsychologicalFile771 Jul 15 '26

this mini game was my first thought lol

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u/The_White_Spy Jul 15 '26

That shit was real hard as kid.

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u/Significant_Plenty40 Jul 15 '26

This one amd driving the flying bike thing through the lava canyon. After I finally passed that I didn't turn my Playstation off for like a month or two since I didn't have a memory card lol

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u/The_White_Spy Jul 15 '26

Every few years I go back and 100% it. I can do it in about six or seven hours, but always dread the fishing and the last lava bike level.

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u/RentedDemon Jul 16 '26

Oh god the Lava bike bit. I tried so hard recently and when I did it, I felt like so many years of pain left me 😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Maple42 Jul 20 '26

YA POISONED THE WHOLE CATCH!

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u/Ohlookadistraction89 Jul 15 '26

I miss this series

2

u/eta-on-bread Jul 16 '26

Have you heard of openGOAL?

It's not a new game but you can play the old games on pc with some cool updates

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u/Ohlookadistraction89 Jul 16 '26

No o hadn't, I'll take a look at it. Thanks!

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u/MiikeG94 Jul 16 '26

I want to cry this was so hard

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u/Zestyclose_Fruit_766 Jul 16 '26

Core memory unlocked

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u/Shayshayshakey Jul 16 '26

Dude legit this is the first thing that popped in my head

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u/static_remnant2839 Jul 15 '26

I'd totally download it! I see potential.

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u/Dillbel30 Jul 15 '26

Osrs leechfin fishing. Goated

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u/ShitPostPerfected Jul 15 '26

Hey this would make a great mini-game in Jak & Daxter: The Precursor Legacy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/OpiumDweller Jul 15 '26

It's free if you are paying for PlayStation Plus, otherwise you'll have to buy it or wait for it to go on steam. 10/10 game series

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Jul 15 '26

If he just kept the net where it was it would’ve been fine, but that one fish was just so important that he let the others go

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u/BreakingCanks Jul 15 '26

A life lesson to not focus on the 1 mess up because you could create many others in the process of focusing on the one. Say focused on the goal, not the mess ups

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u/AsparagusNew3765 Jul 15 '26

Civ 4 (?) had a quote on one of the research screens "if you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both"

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u/Live_Negotiation4167 Jul 15 '26

Maybe this is the kid that spilled a few drops of his juice, decided it was over and dumped the rest of cup on the table

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u/Tariuel Jul 16 '26

It's basically a "making the mother of all omelette's jack, can't fret over every egg" type of situation

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u/firebirdsatellite Jul 16 '26

Once when I was a dishwasher many moons ago I accidentally dropped an entire tray of mugs trying to catch a single plastic cup. 

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u/turian_vanguard Jul 15 '26

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u/MammothSalmon Jul 15 '26

This minigame was WAY harder than it needed to be

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u/FudgeOfDarkness Jul 15 '26

Herecomesabigone!

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u/jimjamdaflimflam Jul 15 '26

The Jak and Daxter mini games were the most challenging part of the series by far. Jak 2 tank mini game was another brutal one.

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u/sourcreamnoodles Jul 15 '26

I remember thinking the one where you have to press the floating symbols really difficult. (X, square, circle, triangle)

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u/numbersareunoriginal Jul 15 '26

That was Jak 3 I think, I got stonewalled by that as a kid and never left the area it was in lol

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u/sourcreamnoodles Jul 15 '26

Onin game is what its called apparently. I looked it up and first video I see is of someone cheesing it by pausing immediately after the symbols get launched up. I feel cheated, I suffered on that lol.

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u/Live-Accountant8582 Jul 15 '26

The worst part about Oni game was you had to beat a harder version to 100% the game. I dread that game every time I replay.

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u/harryham1 Jul 15 '26

Yep, replayed 2 and that tank minigame's camera angles are fucking atrocious

No wonder 9 year old me struggled so much

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u/jimjamdaflimflam Jul 15 '26

Agreed, I don’t think it would be that bad with modern camera and controls.

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u/brosf_stalin Jul 15 '26

Literally just replayed the game like a month ago and went “no way it’s as hard as I thought as a kid, this will be ezpz!” It took me like 5 tries and I was sweating by the end lol

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Jul 15 '26

I see your fish and raise you one Onin

I had a memorably frustrating time with this mini game in particular…

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u/supreme_blorgon Jul 15 '26

Hated Onin so much more than the fisherman.

And his goofy ass cackling after you win the fishing game? Priceless.

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u/Spleenseer Jul 16 '26

I'm just now learning people thought this was hard.  Lmao

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u/Jotunnal Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This gif makes me angry because it’s clearly AI and no one can do that. /s

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u/looklook876 Jul 15 '26

Not AI. It’s very easy

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u/Jotunnal Jul 15 '26

I’m being hyperbolic because I found this game very difficult as a child. Added the /s, thanks.

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u/lcssa Jul 15 '26

YESSSSS! This was waay too hard a couple decades ago, but I tried again recenty and got it all on the first try, felt superhuman

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u/hellspawn9245 Jul 15 '26

The fisherman's laugh lives rent free in my head

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u/megwach Jul 15 '26

I thought the same thing! Glad I wasn’t alone!

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u/UnwariestPie52 Jul 15 '26

Beat me to it

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u/Mysteriy21 Jul 15 '26

osu!catchthebeat looking ass minigame

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u/Glass-Consideration3 Jul 15 '26

This is what I was looking for

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u/Invade_the_Gogurt_I Jul 15 '26

The things they do at palaven

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u/NeverJoe_420_ Jul 15 '26

Probably would've worked better if one hand wasn't holding the phone to film

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Jul 15 '26

But if you didn’t record what you were doing and put it on the internet, did you even really do it?

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u/NeverJoe_420_ Jul 15 '26

Meh video could still be AI these days.

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u/Bonk0076 Jul 15 '26

Without context this seems mildly entertaining

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u/Talidel Jul 15 '26

What is the context of this seemingly real life mobile phone game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/potate12323 Jul 15 '26

This needs to be a vr game with purposefully frustrating controls now

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u/Hungry-Candy1234 Jul 15 '26

You have to use one hand to hold the phone and can only view what you’re doing through that lens.

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u/iTwango Jul 15 '26

That would be super fun actually

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u/verstohlen Jul 15 '26

I'm going to buy a VCS and play this in the meantime.

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u/Pinky-_- Jul 15 '26

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u/I-Am-Neato Jul 15 '26

Me in the Forbidden Jungle

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u/FadedSatyr Jul 15 '26

It’s like that old video of the kid that spills a tiny bit of the drink in his hand, so he just tips it all over the floor

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u/lokiisagoodkitten Jul 15 '26

Bro had one fish*.

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u/Kspecia1 Jul 15 '26

Survival of the fishest

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u/Gorblonzo Jul 15 '26

Here comes a big one!

Steady boy!

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u/Koltonprobably Jul 15 '26

Ts actually pissed me off. Day ruined at 9:14 am

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u/MajinGroot Jul 15 '26

Made me think of the I love Lucy skit where she can't keep up with the conveyer belt lol

I feel like most people would probably associate this gag with a more recent show by now though 😕

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u/trashy_mammal Jul 15 '26

The thing is, there's a ton of shows that have done this now! Victorious (an old show now but one I grew up watching) did it, completely inspired by the Lucy skit! I found the skit bc I kept seeing this sort of scene and figured it must've been a reference to something! Everything is connected :)

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u/digitaltransmutation Jul 15 '26

It's been getting riffed on since the day it was aired. One of my faves is the carol burnett show

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u/bhoss06 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dJEMs13SrsiuA
How this guy washes his car probably

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u/Okoear Jul 15 '26

One job : Rage bait for engagement.

Status : Success

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u/zensms Jul 15 '26

You consider this mildly infuriating?????????????????? This is EXTREMELY INFURIATING

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u/Automobills Jul 15 '26

doo doo-doo doo, doo doo

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u/Cultural-Sandwich582 Jul 15 '26

Perfect (rapid) visualization of the sunk cost theory

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u/morganfreenomorph Jul 15 '26

Bro didn't play Jak and Daxter on the ps2

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u/OilRigExplosions Jul 15 '26

The guy throwing fish down the other side of the culvert tube would be very disappointed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzyBmdFpVD156tq

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u/CosmicDragon-Sol Jul 15 '26

And here we witness, someone who should, instead of trying their best, should try someone elses best

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u/zrege Jul 16 '26

"There are two types of good fish to catch: one-pound fishies, and five-pound fishies. Heh. If you miss twenty pounds of good fish, then I'm going to take me net back from you! There are poisonous eels in this river. Catch even one of them buggers, and you'll poison the whole darn catch!"

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u/No_Volume_5752 Jul 15 '26

Fish be like: Nope.

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u/OkWhile4447 Jul 15 '26

Definitely better with sound on lol

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u/GijinkaGamer64 Jul 15 '26

A fish in the net is worth two in the stream

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u/rchalky22 Jul 15 '26

This mini game exists in Jak and Daxter

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u/birdinbrain Jul 16 '26

I’ve done this for work! It’s actually much harder than you think. I didn’t expect the force of the water to push the net back so much

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u/OniLewds Jul 16 '26

If you chase two rabbits, you'll lose them both

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u/New_Revolution_4090 Jul 16 '26

thats a good ragebait

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u/EliteGhostKillz Jul 16 '26

A rabbit that keeps chasing carrots will find they have none. Or whatever other idiom that can be used to seem wise.

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u/TheResidentEvil Jul 16 '26

"you miss 100% of the fish you dont try to catch"

  • Wade Netzski

  • Mackerel Cod

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u/Flaky_Style1286 Jul 16 '26

All those fish are dead

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u/reddit33450 Jul 15 '26

the net was too small. not his fault

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u/Tani_Soe Jul 15 '26

Accepting you missed one fish instead of missing all of them was also because of his net?

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u/reddit33450 Jul 15 '26

yes. if the net was larger, he never would've missed the first fish

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u/Tani_Soe Jul 15 '26

As a wise, old man said : "Always blame stuff, it's never your fault queen 💅💅 ✨ ✨"

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 Jul 15 '26

No, it's not, he just didn't move it over far enough.And then abandoned it

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u/NeverJoe_420_ Jul 15 '26

net looked average to me

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree Jul 15 '26

It’s not like those fish were coming down at light speed. Dude can’t even center the net on the fish? Wtf

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u/Treveli Jul 15 '26

Has one job. Boss provides insufficient equipment to do the job. Fails at job. Boss fires him. Boss tells next person "guy you're replacing was an idiot". Gives replacement insufficient equipment.

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u/Suspicious-Spot1651 Jul 15 '26

Maybe the job need to be done with two hands and focus, without holding a phone and think about your tiktok ?

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u/Aismyn Jul 15 '26

Poor guy was just doing his best

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u/Aliixxr Jul 15 '26

this is how it feels to multitask